Update March 21: 
It seems that a notoriously misleading Tesla lead engineer working on the Cybertruck product took on a PR role to request that drivers stop proving their designs a failure.
Cybertruck has lived a tortured life for entertainment … invincible! … maybe Cybertruck can roam freely on and off-road in peace?
This situation seems like a classic case of gaslighting. Is the Cybertruck an invincible white supremacist warrior seeking violent confrontation without accountability, or is it immediately suffering from contact and seeking safe spaces for solitude?
Recent tests have revealed the following:
- Cybertruck can’t survive loose dirt or sand
- Cybertruck can’t survive a small concrete wall
- Cybertruck can’t survive a dip in water
- Cybertruck can’t survive in snow
- Cybertruck can’t survive a bump
- Cybertruck shouldn’t be used for towing
- Cybertruck shouldn’t be exposed to moisture
- … Cybertruck can’t survive a road trip
This fail whale is nothing more than an embarrassment to the American truck, a sad blight on American engineering.
It’s like something Soviet Russia would have cooked up and dumped on a closed market.
