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Data-lordism: Tesla appears to profiting from breaches that harm customers

We are apparently set to enter the brutal “Tesla age” of data-lordism
This case shows how connected vehicle manufacturers can potentially weaponize data and connectivity against their own customers. According to TorqueNews, Tesla appears to be profiting directly from what could be described as integrity breaches in their data management, which is arguably more problematic than privacy breaches.

We sold a customer a Tesla, but when he took it to Tesla for a simple battery fix, they told him it was marked as salvage. Even though the title is clean, Tesla wouldn’t share details, wouldn’t restore supercharging, and wanted a crazy amount of money to fix it.

Why would anyone buy a Tesla given these risks? Yet people do, only to find their troubles with the brand unfolding immediately upon becoming owners.

Beyond Privacy: The Integrity Breach Crisis

In a privacy breach, customer data is exposed or misused—certainly harmful, but the financial damage often comes indirectly and is difficult to quantify. What we’re witnessing with Tesla is far more direct: arguably predatory and self-serving attacks on customers:

  • Tesla claims their internal systems detected an accident that has no external verification
  • They refuse to provide any details about this alleged incident
  • They use this opaque determination to demand $12,000+ in repairs
  • They’ve disabled features the customer paid for (supercharging)
  • They’ve invalidated warranties despite legal documentation showing a clean title

Tesla’s Unjust Immoral Authority

Tesla has established itself as a unitary authority, potentially able to demand unlimited money from any owner without disclosing reasons. This system creates several concerning dynamics:

  • Self-defined reality: Tesla’s internal systems effectively override legal documentation and physical evidence, creating their own version of the vehicle’s history that can’t be contested.
  • Financial extraction mechanism: The opaque flagging system creates a direct pathway to extract additional revenue from customers who have little recourse.
  • Closed ecosystem of control: Tesla positions itself as both the entity that identifies problems and the exclusive solution provider, with no independent verification.
  • Circumvention of consumer protections: Traditional automotive consumer safeguards like state title systems, independent inspections, and lemon laws are effectively bypassed.
  • Post-purchase control: Features the customer already paid for can be unilaterally disabled based on non-transparent determinations.

This creates a direct financial pipeline from data integrity issues to Tesla’s bottom line. If their systems fraudulently flag cars (or are designed to flag cars with minimal evidence), Tesla directly profits from imposed “repairs” and inspections by them and them alone.

Toxic Power of Tyrants

The power imbalance is toxic and abusive. The customer has no way to contest real-world determinations, verify real-world data, or even understand what triggered the flag. The real world gets replaced with Tesla “truther-ism,” as the company unjustly positions itself as both the detector of problems and the only authorized problem solver.

This business model resembles other controversial tech platforms where companies create problems they alone can solve—essentially manufacturing the demand for their own services. In other words, I’ve noticed several high-profile tech entrepreneurs with apartheid South African roots who were involved with PayPal have gone on to create dubious business models that prioritize abusive profit extraction over customer interests and fairness.

Data-Lordism Beatings Will Continue Until…

We’ve known since at least the 1970s that manufacturers should not be allowed to build closed ecosystems where they control data they don’t actually own (the experiences of people and their lives), let alone control the very definition of private asset condition and status. When you investigate the economics of a brand overriding real-world data and legal documentation with fabricated, proprietary, and unverifiable determinations… you see why the right-to-repair movement is decades old already.

Tesla ignores all the lessons learned and instead raises serious questions about consumer protection in an era where everything has become a miniaturized data center with a manufacturer maintaining control long after purchase. The automotive industry has historically had consumer protections like lemon laws, independent mechanics, and state-regulated titling processes. Tesla seems to have invented a way to circumvent these protections by implementing systems they won’t allow to be independently verified.

The story presents perhaps the worst form of digital data-lordism, where technology ownership becomes merely nominal where a manufacturer forcefully imposes their de facto control over a person’s life through an immoral data architecture.

Urgent Need to Dethrone a False Prophet

In this age of connected technology, we stand at a crossroads where the very concept of ownership is being redefined without consumer consent. The Tesla case illustrates how quickly traditional consumer protections can be eroded when digital systems are weaponized against their owners. Without immediate regulatory intervention and consumer awareness, this nihilist dystopian model of “pay more, own nothing” could spread like fascism in the 1930s. True ownership demands transparency, accountability, and the right to independent verification, principles that are fundamental to consumer rights based in sovereignty for both digital and physical realms.

TSLA Investors Attacking Journalist Accidentally Reveal Autopilot Fraud

Here’s a truly sad conclusion to a story about Tesla Autopilot running over child mannequins, even behind a wall, failing a simple safety test that LiDAR-enabled cars pass with ease.

March 2025 a Tesla autopilot still blind to objects and humans in the road. Arguably it has only gotten worse as the company intentionally removed critical safety equipment, slashing costs despite known risks to life and property.

An Electrek journalist had clearly reported what we’ve all seen. Then the TSLA attack dogs started coming for him to argue that Autopilot wasn’t enabled. So, as any journalist would, he looked more carefully and realized… Autopilot had fraudulently disengaged itself. Ooops.

The funny thing is that I missed that Autopilot disengaged at the last second, but the attacks from Tesla investors pointed it out and actually exposed video evidence of a shady practice from Tesla that has been reported in the past.

In NHTSA’s investigation of Tesla vehicles on Autopilot crashing into emergency vehicles on the highway, the safety agency found that Autopilot would disengage within less than one second prior to impact on average in the crashes that it was investigating…

This would suggest that the ADAS system detected the collision but too late and disengaged the system instead of applying the brakes. Now, it looks like the Rober video has caught this behavior on camera.

Busted.

The Helsing Drone Revolution, While South Africans Dismember U.S. Defense

Listen up, everyone. While we’ve had to watch as two very South African spoiled brats loudly take over the American defense industry to set piles of money on fire and throw Hitler salutes (thing one and thing two), the Europeans quietly and professionally have been building something that works. And works damn well.

Remember when we would say “quantity has a quality all its own” to explain success of Sherman tank swarms from North Africa all the way to liberating Polish death camps? Well, the Germans at Helsing just put that into practice in 2025. Their Resilience Factory isn’t just a damn impressive building – it’s a statement of intent.

Resilience Factories are Helsing’s high-efficiency production facilities designed to provide nation states with local and sovereign manufacturing capacities. Helsing is set to build Resilience Factories across the European continent, with the ability to scale manufacturing rates to tens of thousands of units in case of a conflict. The first Resilience Factory (RF-1) is operational in Southern Germany and has an initial monthly production capacity of more than 1,000 HX-2.

One thousand drones per month to start

Let that sink in.

Then imagine what happens when they hit their stride across Europe. As my old man used to say while spitting sunflower seeds off the porch, “future arrives when you’re looking the other way.” And my fellow security industry experts, America has been looking the wrong way.

The factory pumping out the Helsing HX-2 is the real deal. An X-wing to fight the evil oligarchs? Yes, I know how that sounds, but sometimes life imitates art for a reason.

Artist rendering of an Helsing HX-2 in flight
100 kilometers of range on battery power alone. That’s not just impressive, that’s game-changing.

We’re talking one operator, multiple drones in a swarm, and electronic warfare resistance built right in (ask me about Russian container ships weaponized by Chinese hackers).

A catastrophic demonstration of information warfare: The Solong container ship’s unnatural trajectory into a U.S. military oil tanker bears all the hallmarks of sophisticated navigation system compromise.

You know what our man Patton would have said about this? “Fixed fortifications are monuments to man’s stupidity.” The Helsing is producing fixed wings, which are very much not fixed in time or space. They aren’t even manned, because women make great pilots if you catch my drift. These are the harbingers of a new kind of European defense posture shifting into fifth gear, while “America First” means defense going in reverse (ask me about Elon Musk funding AfD to be a new Nazi platform in Brandenburg, where he built his Nazi factory of Swasticars).

The Tesla Factory lit up at night in a prominent Nazi (AfD) area known as Brandenburg, outside Berlin, Germany

I mean the Pentagon clearly has been writing checks that some Silicon Valley techbros cash without any real intent to deliver outcomes (ask me about Henry Ford taking millions and never delivering a damn thing in WWI, leaving Allies high and dry because he favored the Germans).

The Ford Motor Co., according to the War Department, received from Wilson’s administration $249,000 for tools which were never delivered. I suppose Henry has them yet. He also has the money, unless he spent it on this election. The Ford Motor Co., for tractors: Number delivered, none. Amount paid, $1,299,000. Where are those tractors? They might be converted into golden chariots, for all I know. The Ford Motor Co., for spare parts: Number delivered, none. Amount paid, $5,517,000.

Boy oh boy, that Henry Ford was a real Elon Musk, wasn’t he?

American autoworkers and their children in 1941 protest Ford’s relationship with Hitler. Source: Wayne State

Helsing is on the right side of history and has been quietly building the future because of their past. As in building, not bloviating. Ukraine is the obvious proving ground, and so far, we’re seeing proof positive.

How many of the South African fever-dream Cybertrucks have made it into battle, let alone survived their first hour in operation? Oh, right, Russia couldn’t get even two of their million-dollar Tesla fluffy battle bots rolling into the field without immediate device failure.

Tesla very deniably supplied a Chechen warlord with Cybertrucks to test, which immediately catastropically failed… like they couldn’t even move into position, resulting in more ugly finger pointing than a shirtless Russian dictator on a horse.

As the great Yogi Berra might put it: “The future of warfare ain’t what it used to be.” Tesla drone swarm lobbying now makes about as much sense as the State Department blowing $400 million on Cybertrucks after Elon Musk tampered with government procurement documents using the promise his drones can float… all the way to Mars.


These screenshots from three versions of a State Department procurement document that was posted online show how the plans to procure armored Teslas morphed over time. The State Department says the plans to purchase $400 million of armored Teslas originated with the Biden administration, but NPR’s reporting shows only that the Biden administration planned to spend less than $500,000 to explore whether electric vehicles could be armored for diplomatic use.
The CEO said his magic boyhood idea of a bulletproof vehicle even floats like a duck. Every sorry owner of a ruined Cybertruck has since found out that water is, in fact, wet. Source: edhat

Good luck running a navy that has nothing to show for its excessive corruption but a fleet of flammable boat anchors. Talk about a salute to Hitler.

Swasticars: Remote-controlled explosive devices stockpiled by Musk for deployment into major cities around the world. Real picture of a real munition stockpile being stationed just outside Berlin for attack, on Putin’s command.

Either adapt to this new reality of Helsing delivering the future of drone warfare, or become as relevant as Tesla kitchen knives made from “magic Mars dust” being sold as a high-dollar defense against reinforced water tanks. History repeats in the least amusing ways.

The choice is upon the world. The clock is ticking. America has embarrassed and degraded itself with Hegseth, Thiel, Musk… being hollowed out with racist snakeoil salesmen on showboat platforms of tech fantasy. Meanwhile, eyes should have been on Helsing the whole time, a company not waiting for permission to innovate in the necessary defense of Ukraine.

Helsing: Real factories, real drones, real future of warfare. Since the Nazis were defeated in Germany and prevented from rising again, the Germans today no longer suck at basic engineering principles like those nutsy South Africans. Real history fact: Nazi Germany was the least technologically advanced of WWII, far behind and broken, yet they always talked like damn fools about being ahead.

Remember what the always honest and sincere legendary General Creighton Abrams said when routing the Nazis: “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.”

26th December 1944 Commanding 37th Tank Battalion, CCR, 4th Armoured Division, Lt. Colonel Abrams requested he be allowed to dash his Sherman tanks through Assenois to breach German defenses and reach Bastogne to relieve the 101st Airborne, which had just replied “Nuts” to Nazis demanding surrender. Adams was right, and for this Third US Army Commander, General George S. Patton called him the “world champion” tank commander.

That’s like Helsing revolutionizing drone warfare while surrounded by backwards-thinking South Africans working for the backwards-thinking Russians to make America go backwards again (MAGbA). The Americans appear completely outmatched now in the defense industry, and will fall even further behind the more they let those two backwards-thinking chaotic things from South Africa have any say.

Who let Peter Thiel and Elon Musk out of the box? Who thought it would be ok? They should not have been let out, said the fish. Will someone lock them up? Cat in the hat where are you?

New Dodge Charger EV Whips the Challenger Hellcat Redeye

The legend
Lord knows if anyone thought a Hellcat Redeye guzzler could fend off a new electric variant. Of course an EV performance package on the Charger has a better result at face value.

Let’s look at the data. A Charger EV’s performance metrics reveal some fundamental engineering signals typical of big battery upgrades to old dirty burners. At 5,925 pounds, this vehicle clocks in some mass inefficiency. That beefy three ton design for a two-door car is objectively weird from a systems perspective.

Despite big car weight inefficiency, the 670hp electric drivetrain coupled with AWD achieves 0-60 in 3.3s compared with the Hellcat’s slippy rear-wheel 3.6s. This delta is expected given better traction coupled with electric motor advantages (peak torque at 0 RPM) versus an always disappointing ICE torque curve dependency.

What’s telling is the two converge at 100mph (8.0s vs 7.8s) and quarter-mile trap speeds (119mph vs 125mph), demonstrating battery-electric has a designed performance curve under sustained load. The 136mph top speed limitation further confirms power delivery designs of the current battery architecture.

The braking performance (151ft from 70mph) is adequate given its mass, but “seesawing” behavior and “excessive understeer” during skidpad testing sounds like some suboptimal weight distribution and chassis tuning. That means significant security concerns in emergency avoidance scenarios.

All in all, the Hellcat is yesterday’s lettuce. Nonetheless the Charger EV simply beats it, without flourish, and could have done much better… given where performance norms are at these days for new cars. I had expected a sub 3s performance, maybe even approaching sub 2s. And better handling. Low and middle center of gravity should be leveraged into a handling upgrade.