Haw Haw Hegseth of Iran: How Nazis Praised the Desert Rats Into Victory

A “water rat” in German (Wasserratte) is someone who swims extremely well. Think of it like “book worm”. A “book rat” (Leseratte) is someone very proficient at reading. The compound logic is simple: an animal plus an environment equals command. It belongs there.

A “desert rat” (Wüstenratte), following the same grammar, is something in command of a wasteland. The more you bomb them the better they thrive.

The Tobruk Problem

Britain in 1941 had a weak, conciliatory commander in North Africa. After pushing the Italians out of the Libyan port of Tobruk the resulting apathy allowed Rommel’s Afrika Korps to reclaim it. A garrison of Allies who refused to give it up, approximately 14,000 Australians of the 9th Division, along with British, Indian, and Polish troops, dug themselves into underground positions. Rommel couldn’t budge them, as they held for eight months.

William Joyce, broadcasting Nazi propaganda from Hamburg, Germany under the name “Lord Haw-Haw,” described them thus:

Poor desert rats of Tobruk, who live like rats and will die like rats.

Joyce clearly, calling people rats, was not German. He was born in America, raised in Ireland, and held a first-class honours degree in English literature from the University of London. Goebbels hired the Irishman to be fluent in English. In English, to Joyce, calling someone a “rat” was meant to convey filth, cowardice, treachery. To the Nazis, hearing the Allied forces were to be known as Tobruk rats, their own propaganda signaled a foe of great competence and command.

Joyce foolishly had peddled English “rat” to mean an insult, but facts on the ground kept delivering the German meaning of the word instead to the Germans. Everything he described about Allied troops burrowing, surviving bombardment, refusing to leave, outlasting the siege was all proving to be competence. The nouns insulted. The verbs complimented. The garrison struck medals celebrating the rat, cast from the aluminium of a downed German bomber, and tuned in nightly for more.

Tobruk rat medals were said to have been made by the Australian diggers from scrap metal of Nazi planes they shot down.

One defender recalled that Lord Haw-Haw broadcasts “never failed to cheer us”, opposite to what Goebbels expected.

Lord Haw Haw, the Irishman who gladly served Hitler

Every broadcast confirming they were still there was an advertisement that Rommel couldn’t fight, the Afrika Korps could not take the port. Nobody in the German propaganda ministry apparently caught the problem. Their translation of propaganda was becoming notoriously “witzig”.

Indian troops in the Egyptian desert get a laugh from one of the leaflets which Field Marshal Erwin Rommel has taken to dropping behind the British lines now that his ground attacks have failed. The leaflet, which of course are strongly anti-British in tone, are printed in Hindustani, but are too crude to be effective. (Photo was flashed to New York from Cairo by radio. Credit: ACME Radio Photo)

Nazis had found an Irishman happy to be their native English speaker precisely so they would not have to think how the words landed. Consider Joyce much like an AI agent today. Nazis inherently are so clumsy and didactic they aren’t going to know how to generate useful, nuanced results.

Joyce took a German compliment, translated it into English contempt, and the compliment kept showing through because it fit the ground truth of adaptation, persistence, mastery of a hostile environment. And he never knew, just like how an AI agent is always in “hallucination” mode.

The Australian War Memorial notes that Joyce’s insults “were often turned into badges of honour.”

Propaganda leaflets dropped by Nazis on Australian troops were comical at best, and helped Montgomery boost morale against Rommel.

The standard account explains this as defiant reclamation where soldiers seized an enemy’s slur to wear it proudly. That is the English-language reading that gives Joyce’s mistake far too much undeserved credit instead of ridicule. The German-language reading is clearer: there was nothing to reclaim. The German propaganda produced praise when it attempted to insult. Joyce was a stage clown who couldn’t stop hallucinating, and deserves to be called out for it.

Advice from Walt Disney on the appropriate reaction to Nazis

The Pentagon Podium, March 2026

Fast forward to the modern day Haw Haw, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Last Friday he told reporters that U.S. forces in Iran would proceed with “no quarter, no mercy for our enemies.”

“No quarter” has a specific meaning in military law, and it’s not a good one for Hegseth. It means kill those who surrender. The Hague Convention prohibits it. The Geneva Conventions prohibit it. The Pentagon’s own law of war manual prohibits it. The Nuremberg tribunals prosecuted German officers for it.

Senator Mark Kelly, a retired Navy captain, translated for anyone who missed it:

An order to give no quarter would mean to take no prisoners and kill them instead.

Hegseth perhaps thought he was going to communicate resolve by acting like he is a Confederate General who can order prisoners to be tortured and killed. Does he think this is 1865 and the southern states won? He produced instead, on the record, a war crime platform. A statement that the Pentagon’s own legal framework classifies as a war crime. The audience he intended to reach sits among the war crimes prosecutors, allied governments weighing coalition support, and Iranian propagandists looking for recruitment material. They all heard the same Haw Haw.

The same day, Hegseth described Iran’s military as “destroyed” and its attacks on shipping in the Strait of Hormuz as “sheer desperation.” At the time of this statement, the strait was functionally closed to commercial traffic, global energy prices had spiked, the U.S. Navy still refused to provide armed escort to tankers, and 13 American service members were dead. Iran’s capacity to close the world’s most important oil transit route is the asymmetric capability its military was built around. It is the opposite of desperation. It is the plan working.

Hegseth called it desperation for the same reason Joyce called the Tobruk garrison rats.

The framework is meant to show contempt. However that contempt cannot process evidence of enemy competence, even when the propagandist is the one presenting it. “Destroyed” is English framing about a closed strait that has a very different ground truth. And if there’s one thing I learned in forty years of working with disinformation history, ground truth matters a LOT more than spin doctors realize.

Source: Me on Twitter, 2016

At an earlier briefing, Hegseth addressed reporters about American casualties:

When a few drones get through or tragic things happen, it’s front-page news. I get it, the press only wants to make the president look bad.

Six soldiers had been killed in Kuwait by a drone that struck a shipping container serving as an operations center. “A few drones get through” is a description of a force protection failure, command failure, delivered in the register of a complaint about media coverage.

The Pentagon has also been releasing propaganda videos set to music, missile strikes intercut with video game footage, produced in the idiom of social media content. The White House communications director responded to criticism of one video by posting a Grand Theft Auto cheat code for unlimited ammunition. In the videos, every missile hits. There are no American casualties. There is no closed strait.

There is no girls’ elementary school in Minab where at least 165 children were killed in a school America double-tap (war crime) bombed on the first day.

Joyce broadcast every night to a garrison he said was doomed, the end, and yet every broadcast served to confirm they were alive. The Pentagon releases daily videos of a war it says is won, over and done any minute, and every video confirms the need to keep persuading people it is still winning, and maybe needs help.

The Grammar

Joyce’s problem was simple. The traitor needed the English meaning of “rat” to produce contempt, but the garrison’s behavior matched the German Wüstenratte, not vermin, psychologically having the exact reverse effect on soldiers in the fight. The insult misfired at the level of language itself.

Hegseth’s problem is structural as well as linguistic, and the mechanism is identical. “No quarter” in his register means strength. In the legal framework he is bound by, it means weakness because a prosecutable offence. “Destroyed” in his register means victory. On the operational map, it means the opposite, an enemy whose most effective threat of waterway disruption is functioning. “Desperation” in his register means weakness. In strategic terms, it means an adversary executing the doctrine it was designed around.

Each statement delivers two messages simultaneously. Hegseth thinks there is only one. The people that matter most probably hear both if not just the other.

Joyce was hanged for treason in January 1946. His broadcasts had, by the assessment of the Imperial War Museum, minimal impact on Allied morale. The insults were adopted as honours. The nightly confirmation of a garrison standing became the proof of its own endurance.

The question with Hegseth is not whether his primitive Goebbels-like propaganda errors will fail. Propaganda built on contempt for an enemy who is performing competently always fails. The question is what it costs America before it does. And will he be hanged for it.

What he said Who What he meant What he actually described
“Poor rats caught in a trap” Joyce You are vermin and will die Garrison adapting and holding
“Live like rats, die like rats” Joyce Subhuman conditions, imminent collapse Mastery of hostile environment
Nightly broadcasts to the garrison Joyce You are doomed Garrison still standing
“No quarter, no mercy” Hegseth We are strong and will win A war crime under the Hague Convention
“Their military is destroyed” Hegseth Victory is achieved Enemy closing the Strait of Hormuz
“Sheer desperation” Hegseth Enemy is collapsing Enemy executing its core strategy
“A few drones get through” Hegseth Press exaggerating minor setbacks Six soldiers dead in Kuwait
“Boom Boom” videos, daily briefings Hegseth We already won, wait no, we are winning We need help
Enemy response Joyce Adopted insults into badges of honour
Enemy response Hegseth TBD
Outcome Joyce Garrison held. Joyce hanged.
Outcome Hegseth TBD

Stephen Colbert also has exposed Haw Haw Hegseth errors using simple humor:

Privacy Crash: Meta Glass Design Flaw Breaches over 10 Million

Swedish investigative journalists from Svenska Dagbladet and Göteborgs-Posten spent months documenting the actual data flows when Meta Ray-Ban “incel” glasses capture video.

Source: Facebook. The CEO and founder got his start by collecting pictures of women without their consent and using it to intentionally harm them by exposures inviting public ridicule and shaming.

The result is: the worst privacy design in history, worse than the Stasi. Meta has intentionally tried to hide their mercenary spies.

Workers at Sama, a Meta operation running in Nairobi, Kenya, told reporters their job is to annotate video clips showing bathroom visits, sex, undressing, bank cards, and pornography. People clearly don’t know they’re under constant observation by huge teams of operatives working for Meta. The annotators draw boxes around objects, label pixels, transcribe all the conversations. Objective? Corporate intelligence gathering. They train Meta’s agents on the most private and intimate footage imaginable, for uses unknown to the people being surveilled.

We see everything — from living rooms to naked bodies. Meta has that type of content in its databases.

This is shaping into the largest integrity breach in history. The system working as designed, at a scale over seven million devices sold in 2025 alone, where every participant (Meta, Sama, the retailers, the agents) executes an intelligence gathering role while targets have no operational awareness of being under constant surveillance by offices in Kenya.

April 2025 Canary Death

On April 29, 2025, Meta emailed Ray-Ban owners that AI features including “Meta AI with camera” would now be enabled by default.

Default, as in you just agreed to move to Soviet-controlled East Berlin 1968 and a wall preventing your freedom went up whether you like it or not.

Voice recordings are being stored in Meta’s cloud for a year. The opt-out has been removed entirely. Anyone who thinks they can prevent voice data from training Meta’s models, must manually delete each individual recording through the companion app after it’s too late. There is no setting to stop the initial collection, which means there’s no loss prevention.

Meta removed privacy before they set up the system to send all data to mass intelligence operations.

Lying Meta Salespeople Lie

The Swedish reporters visited ten eyewear retailers in Stockholm and Gothenburg. Staff repeatedly told them obvious lies, that data stays local and nothing is shared with Meta, or that users have full control. We have a special security metering tool for this:

Network traffic analysis easily proved that Meta was intentionally lying to its customers. The glasses phone home constantly to Meta servers in Luleå and Denmark. The AI assistant design cannot function without doing the exact opposite of what Meta sales people are saying about it.

Meta’s own terms of service say their human review of interactions is a mandatory requirement and cannot be turned off. The person wearing glasses to look around and see everything in their life “should not share information that you don’t want the AIs to use and retain.” The glasses activate the camera when you talk to them. What exactly counts as choosing to share? I know this model well from spy history.

DDR Stasi at Work. Source: DW. “BArch, MfS, HA II, Nr. 40000, S. 20, Bild 2”

Regulation Loophole

GDPR requires that personal data transferred outside the EU receive equivalent protection. There is no EU adequacy decision for Kenya. Meta’s ironically anonymous European executive told reporters they don’t think they have to follow the law as written if they can game it with “equivalent” claims. The Swedish privacy authority, IMY, said it hasn’t reviewed the glasses and therefore can’t comment.

Former Meta employees confirmed that sensitive data isn’t intended to reach the annotators. Intention is not a defense. It does. Face-blurring algorithms fail notoriously due to lighting variance. Once the device is in a user’s hands, the pipeline ingests whatever it captures and that means everything.

Sama’s official position? It told Meta:

It is “not aware of workflows where sexual or objectionable content is reviewed or where faces or sensitive details remain consistently unblurred.”

Every single worker the reporters interviewed contradicted this. Duh.

We have “unintentional” and “not aware” official statements, while evidence overwhelmingly proves Meta intentionally and consciously has been breaking the law. I know this model well from recent news about the Navy Secretary with a half a dozen under-aged girls on a Trump-Epstein human trafficking jet.

Sama’s Record of Recording

This is not Sama’s first appearance in an exploitation story. In 2023, a TIME investigation found that Sama employees labeling toxic content for Meta and OpenAI were paid between $1.32 and $2 per hour to read graphic descriptions of child sexual abuse, bestiality, murder, and torture.

Workers described the experience as torture.

After that reporting, and further exposure of worker trauma and alleged union-busting, Sama ended its content moderation work for Meta in 2023. It pivoted to computer vision data annotation. The exact work it now performs on Ray-Ban footage.

Sama didn’t leave the exploitation business. It enhanced the input medium.

A group of 184 Sama moderators filed a lawsuit in Kenya alleging unfair termination and poor working conditions. The Kenyan Employment and Labour Relations Court ruled that Meta could be held liable alongside Sama. Daniel Motaung, who organized a union at Sama to protect workers and customers, was instead fired along with 185 colleagues.

The anti-privacy design you can’t control: “designed for privacy, controlled by you”

On March 5, 2026, a class action lawsuit was filed in the United States against Meta and EssilorLuxottica. The plaintiffs Gina Bartone of New Jersey and Mateo Canu of California, represented by Clarkson Law Firm, allege that Meta violated privacy laws and engaged in false advertising. The complaint targets the marketing language directly:

“designed for privacy, controlled by you” and “built for your privacy.”

Clarkson partner Yana Hart:

Meta made privacy the centerpiece of its marketing campaign because it knew consumers would never buy these glasses if they knew the truth.

The UK’s Information Commissioner’s Office has opened a formal inquiry, writing to Meta to demand information on how the company meets its obligations under UK data protection law. Multiple MEPs have submitted questions to the European Commission.

Integrity Breach by Design

Consider the sequence. April 2025: Meta removes the opt-out and enables AI camera by default. Throughout 2025: seven million pairs sell. The marketing says “built for your privacy.” The terms of service say human review is mandatory. The footage flows to Nairobi, where workers under NDA — cameras watching them, phones banned, jobs on the line — annotate bedrooms and bathrooms. Faces that are supposed to be blurred sometimes aren’t. Meta takes two months to respond to the reporters, then refers them to its privacy policy. Sama says it’s “not aware” of the content its own employees describe in detail.

Every layer combines to form an intentional harm function. Like baking a cake with lead.

The product performs privacy. The terms of service perform disclosure. The subcontractor performs ignorance. The blurring algorithm performs anonymization. And at the University of San Francisco, women report being approached by a man wearing the glasses with intent. Those who smash the invasive spy glasses have been called good samaritans.

Even a wearer with the most benign intent feeds the same Meta intelligence gathering pipeline to the same agents and offices in Nairobi with the same political outcomes and population controls.

The workers in Nairobi, who cannot bring their phones into the building and cannot ask any questions without being fired, said it plainly:

You think that if they knew about the extent of the data collection, no one would dare to use the glasses.

The only honest participants in the entire chain are the workers who are fired if they reveal the breach.

ICE Executes US SOF Veteran

Mohommad Nazeer Paktyawal served alongside US special forces in eastern Afghanistan starting around 2005, patrolling the Pakistan border so American soldiers could come home alive. After the Taliban took over in 2021, he did what the US told him to do: he fled to America with his family. Last Friday, ICE arrested him outside his Dallas-area apartment. He was dead within 24 hours. He was 41. He had six children, the youngest an American citizen at 18 months old.

Mohommad Nazeer Paktyawal in uniform. Source: CNN/AfghanEvac

DHS lied, claiming he “provided no record of his military service” upon entry. AfghanEvac provided a certificate of service proving otherwise. DHS spokesperson Lauren Bis used the occasion of his death to attack Afghan evacuees as “unvetted”, which is a claim CNN politely notes is misleading, since all were screened by intelligence, law enforcement, and counterterrorism professionals, sometimes more than once.

The administration’s position is now clear: the people who risked their lives for American operations are retroactively reclassified as threats the moment it becomes politically convenient.

No wonder their current Iran war is failing so obviously.

  1. We won
  2. We’re winning
  3. Send help

Paktyawal is the 12th detainee to be killed by ICE custody this year. His brother called him a hero. “He was here,” he said, “and he just got killed in less than 24 hours.”

The Trump trap cycle of “protection” completes itself:

  1. Register for protection
  2. Get identified for removal
  3. Die in the process

The US-Israeli strategy against Iran is NOT working. Here is why

Pardon the mockery in the title but I couldn’t help it after reading this Al Jazeera article:

The US-Israeli strategy against Iran is working. Here is why: Every aspect of Iran’s ability to project regional power is being successfully degraded.

So many things are wrong in it, I don’t know where to begin.

Here’s one example:

The closure of the Strait of Hormuz is dominating the critical commentary. US Senator Chris Murphy has called it evidence that President Donald Trump misjudged Iran’s capacity to retaliate. CNN has described it as proof that the administration has lost control of the war’s escalation.

The economic pain is real: Oil prices have surged, a record 400 million barrels of oil will be released from global reserves, and Gulf states are facing drone and missile strikes on their energy infrastructure.

But this framing inverts the strategic logic. Closing the strait was always Iran’s most visible retaliatory card, and always a wasting asset. About 90 percent of Iran’s own oil exports pass through Kharg Island and then the strait.

China, Tehran’s largest remaining economic partner, cannot receive Iranian crude while the strait is shut. Every day the blockade continues, Iran severs its own economic lifeline and alienates the one major power that has consistently shielded it at the United Nations. The closure does not just hurt the global economy; it accelerates Iran’s isolation.

Wait, wait, what?

That’s a glaring error.

Iran has been shipping oil to China through sanctions-evasion networks for years. They have dark fleet tankers, ship-to-ship transfers, relabeling through Malaysia and the UAE, pipeline routes through Central Asia…an entire shadow infrastructure exists precisely because it was designed to operate outside normal shipping channels.

China was taking 13% of its seaborne crude from Iran before the war started, and that trade survived years of US sanctions specifically because it doesn’t depend on the conventional Hormuz-to-Malacca route operating normally.

See what I’m talking about?

Beyond that, claims that closing the strait “severs Iran’s own economic lifeline” treats Kharg Island exports as though they’re the only mechanism. But Iran has been diversifying export routes for exactly this contingency. The Jask terminal on the Gulf of Oman was built to bypass the strait, piping crude from inland to a port east of Hormuz. It went operational in 2021. This isn’t even news.

And at the macro level, the argument inverts the dependency. China built its strategic petroleum reserves to 104 days of coverage before the war, projected to 140-180 by year end. They prepared for exactly this disruption. Iran doesn’t need to ship through the strait to maintain the relationship with Beijing that matters, it needs to survive long enough for the diplomatic settlement that gives China leverage over reconstruction. Which is exactly what’s happening.

The “wasting asset” framing assumes Iran is as dependent on the strait as the Gulf Arab states are. And it isn’t. It has alternatives and they don’t. The strait closure hurts Saudi Arabia and the UAE far more than it hurts Iran, which is why those states are intercepting Iranian drones rather than negotiating for Iranian shipping rights. They need the strait open more than Iran does.

Here’s another example.

Call it strategic disarmament. This is closer to the approach of the Allies to Germany’s industrial war-making capacity in 1944-1945 than to the US war on Iraq in 2003. The analogy is imperfect: Strategic disarmament without occupation requires a verification and enforcement architecture that no one has yet proposed, but the operational logic is the same.

No one is proposing to occupy Tehran.

The entire premise of 1945 was total unconditional surrender and occupation for 50 years. You can’t invoke that total occupation and then say no one is proposing it. That’s an analyst who saw the problem, named it, and chose not to follow their own thread because the destination was unpublishable.

Invasion and occupation is not a minor detail. It’s the entire detail, otherwise you destabilized the region and created a dangerous vacuum leading to genocide. What kind of winning is that?

All in all, this article is so awful I can’t imagine how it made it through editing.

Maybe it’s to serve as a warning to others who don’t know history.