Tesla FSD “tried to drive me into a lake!”

Fred does it again with a fantastic report on Tesla “self-driving”. He just wrote up the FSD version 14.2.2.4 news that a Tesla tried to drive into a lake.

The lake incident is the latest in a pattern of alarming “Full Self-Driving” failures that Electrek has been tracking for years. In May 2025, a Tesla on FSD suddenly veered off road and flipped a car upside down in a crash the driver said he could not prevent. In December, a Tesla driver in China crashed head-on into another vehicle during a livestream demonstrating FSD features, the system initiated a lane change into oncoming traffic.

Two Tesla influencers attempting Elon Musk’s much-hyped coast-to-coast FSD drive didn’t even make it out of California before crashing into road debris.

The FSD v14.2.2.4 build involved in the lake incident rolled out in late January 2026. Tesla did not publish new release notes for this version compared to the prior v14.2.2.3, characterizing it as a polished and fine-tuned build.

Polished… like a glassy lake.

The Degraded United States is Now “Trumpistan”

Not mentioned in this video is that Stanley in 2020 was careful to say Trumpism was fascist while specifying the U.S. didn’t have a genocidal regime. That changed in 2025, as he described America as an authoritarian state worth fleeing, drawing explicit parallels to the Nazis. He fled, which is why he’s now introduced from Toronto.

That’s a top subject-matter expert updating his assessment based on evidence.

The use of Shelley’s poem in the video is about the gap between the self-inscription and the sand.

Ozymandias
by Percy Bysshe Shelley, 1818

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert…. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Stanley’s argument in the video is that Trump knows about the sand and is trying to prevent it by making his regime permanent. The poem becomes not just irony but prophecy contested. Trump drew the opposite lesson from the poem: don’t let your signs get taken down.

Lawfare! Mechanism! of! Surrender!

Benjamin Wittes just published an historically illiterate piece in Lawfare about Judge Richard Leon’s ruling enjoining Defense Secretary Hegseth from retaliating against Senator Mark Kelly’s retirement pay.

Kelly’s offense was none at all, reminding service members that illegal orders do not have to be obeyed. Leon, a Bush appointee, found retaliation against Kelly obviously unconstitutional. He issued a forceful injunction.

Wittes spends most of the piece childishly mocking the use of exclamation marks.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

He catalogs fourteen exclamation-mark sentences. He uses a mob-like reference by saying his Lawfare staffers joke about searching for them. He proposes “exclamation mark density” per page. He acts like a spoiled child while calling others “unbecoming,” “adolescent,” and “not intellectually compelling.” Then he pivots at the end to say he’s actually sympathetic when he compares Judge Leon to the Portland frog protesters. That’s not sympathy, that again is mockery.

The net effect is Lawfare trying to undermine a substantive ruling. A conservative judge smacked the executive branch for unconstitutionally retaliating against a sitting senator’s First Amendment rights. This is not a time for office jokes about punctuation quirks.

The actual legal substance gets about two sentences of engagement, mainly to plant the seed that the D.C. Circuit might reverse on ripeness grounds. That flag is being planted to pre-legitimize a potential appellate rollback while pretending to do neutral legal analysis.

Wittes normalizes an outcome in advance. He’s not saying “I hope this gets reversed.” He’s saying “don’t be surprised if it does.”

And the comparison to his own dog shirts and building light projections is revealing. He’s putting his mindless wardrobe choices in the same bucket as a federal judge blocking unconstitutional conduct. Leon issued an injunction. Wittes says he puts on novelty shirts. These are not equivalent activities.

The Wrong Audience

Wittes and the Lawfare class are optimizing for the current legal establishment’s approval, maintaining their credibility within a professional culture that has been valuing restraint while Trump ignores them.

Professional culture was built for professional times. When the executive branch is retaliating against a sitting senator for exercising congressional oversight of the military, “restraint” in response is far from neutrality.

Now it’s capitulation dressed up as sophistication.

History of “responsible” legal commentary in a constitutional crisis tells us what this does: tone-policing the people who are actually using their institutional power to resist, while the people dismantling constitutional governance get analyzed with chin-stroking seriousness about their legal theories.

The Archive

The judges who mattered during authoritarian consolidation in history weren’t the ones who avoided raising heat. They were the ones who used whatever tools they had, including rhetorical force, to make the record absolutely clear about what was happening. Leon is writing for an archive as much as for the litigants.

“Horsefeathers!” reads as undignified now. Give it time. It will read very differently in retrospect when the record shows what the executive was actually doing and how few people with institutional power said so plainly.

When Papen seized Prussia by emergency decree in July 1932 (two-thirds of Germany’s territory and its police) the Staatsgerichtshof under Erwin Bumke issued a meticulous split decision. Technically the seizure was improper. Practically the Reich commissioners kept power. Three months later Hitler inherited a centralized police apparatus already under Reich control. The court’s restraint handed the Nazis the infrastructure of repression with a veneer of constitutional legitimacy. Bumke himself later joined the Nazi party. He killed himself in 1945.

Gustav Radbruch, the legal philosopher and former Weimar Justice Minister, wrote his famous 1946 essay arguing that positivism and procedural fastidiousness of the German legal profession had left it defenseless against exactly the kind of capture that Trump is using today. The profession’s commitment to formal correctness over substantive confrontation wasn’t neutral.

It was the mechanism of surrender.

The judges who broke tone as “unbecoming” left a record that couldn’t be misread later.

The exclamation marks aren’t the story. The fact that a legal commentariat thinks they are is the story.

Vance: Depicting Black People as Apes is Not a Real Controversy

Vice President JD Vance, asked about a video President Trump posted on Truth Social depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes, told reporters:

It’s not a real controversy. We have much, much more real problems to focus on.

The dangerous, racist video was up for twelve hours.

The White House claimed a staffer posted it without watching it.

Trump claimed he only saw the beginning.

Spokesperson Karoline Leavitt called it “an internet meme” about “the King of the Jungle” and told reporters to “stop the fake outrage.”

Vance is not denying racism. Instead he’s saying this specific instance of racism doesn’t count. It’s just social media. You post something that causes huge reactions and harms, you take it down. No accountability.

This is more strategically useful than an open denial. It promotes racism as an abstract concept while ensuring it can never be identified when deployed in practice.

Every concrete case gets covered up and reclassified: this one has a hood on, this one’s a meme, that one’s a staffing error, the other one’s fake outrage. Vance knows when applied consistently he produces a white nationalist system where racism is always harming Americans while “officially” never actually occurring.

Asked whether Trump should apologize, Vance said:

For posting a video and then taking it down? No, I don’t think so.

What about for burning a cross and then taking it down?

Depicting Black people as apes is one of the oldest and most recognizable racial dehumanization tropes in American history.

It is not ambiguous.

It is not a meme.

It is not a controversy about social media management.

The Vice President of the United States knows this and is promoting racism by pretending he’s not denying it while denying the most obvious form.

His refusal to recognize it is the message: this is a white man’s country.