CA Tesla Spontaneously Combusts in Junkyard Months After Crash

Although junkyards reportedly have been filling up fast with new Tesla that fail under 10,000 miles, they may soon no longer accept the unique fire risks of such a poorly engineered vehicle. When crews arrived, they found the black Tesla Model S, which had been lifted on a rack, in flames. The vehicle had been … Continue reading CA Tesla Spontaneously Combusts in Junkyard Months After Crash

Another Tesla “Civil War” Cybertruck Destroyed Itself by Crashing Into a Toyota Corolla

Before I get to the Toyota crash, let’s recognize that all the news lately about Cybertruck design failure has centered on a very high profile towing incident, from a social media personality’s durability test. Allegedly the Cybertruck attempt to pull unstuck another truck, instead completely ripped the back of the Tesla frame off. Big oops. … Continue reading Another Tesla “Civil War” Cybertruck Destroyed Itself by Crashing Into a Toyota Corolla

Tesla FSD Still Can’t See Pedestrians, Fire Trucks, School Buses, Police Cars, Trains, Utility Poles…

The latest version of Tesla FSD is clearly still a horrible wreck, crashing and killing its way into automotive history as the worst transit technology ever made. I used to write about the junkyards filling up with all the Tesla product failing to even reach 10,000 miles. Talk about a story that didn’t get enough … Continue reading Tesla FSD Still Can’t See Pedestrians, Fire Trucks, School Buses, Police Cars, Trains, Utility Poles…

Tesla May Have Lit Its Own German Factory On Fire To Hide Collapse of Sales

Rumors are circulating in Berlin anti-terror channels (perhaps a local attempt at dry humor) that Tesla probably attempted to pull a “Reichstag Fire” to win public support (and collect insurance, plus write off losses) for rapidly sinking car sales. Elon Musk’s German Tesla plant suffers close to $1 billion in damages after attack by the … Continue reading Tesla May Have Lit Its Own German Factory On Fire To Hide Collapse of Sales