A motorcycle was hit by a Tesla that accelerated hard into an intersection, killing the rider. A 27-year-old man died Friday after a Tesla crashed into his motorcycle at the Jefferson Boulevard and McClintock Avenue intersection Friday morning. Both drivers were trying to beat a yellow light when the victim, who has not yet been … Continue reading CA Tesla Kills One Motorcyclist in Intersection Crash →

Early 2016 was the first fatality by Tesla driverless, when the software drove high speed into the back of a bright yellow service truck with flashing lights. Fast forward to the end of 2024: A Tesla driver was arrested early Monday morning after crashing into a stationary patrol vehicle on I-75 near Ralph David Abernathy … Continue reading Tesla Crashes Into Back of Police Car *Again* →

In a groundbreaking achievement for the automotive industry, Tesla has somehow managed to be even further from autonomous driving capabilities in 2025 than they were when they promised it by 2018. The company’s CEO, renowned for his unique approach to reality, previously suggested that anyone doubting their technology was basically a serial killer – a … Continue reading Tesla Discovers Time Travel: Plans to Miss 2018 Self-Driving Deadline Even Harder in 2025 →

Update: like so many other victims, this one was a doctor. He unfortunately was allowed by the local community to own and operate a Tesla, a decision they should regret since his premature death was easily avoidable. If doctors can tell people not to smoke, why can’t tech safety experts tell doctors not to get … Continue reading FL Tesla Kills One in “Veered” Crash Onto Tree →