Lion Meat Burgers

An Arizona restaurant that tried to promote business by serving Lion meat (mixed with beef) burgers has fired up controversy instead. The restaurant believed it was sourcing meat from a respectable source, but did no investigation on its own. You probably can guess what happened next.

A reporter for CNN traced the meat to a company owner convicted for illegal sources as well as product misrepresention:

Czimer’s exotic-meat dealings have landed him in hot water before. Back in 2003, Chicago newspapers covered his conviction and six-month prison sentence for selling meat from federally protected tigers and leopards. Czimer admitted to purchasing the carcasses of 16 tigers, four lions, two mountain lions and one liger — a tiger-lion hybrid — which were skinned, butchered and sold as “lion meat,” for a profit of more than $38,000.

Czimer’s defense is the best part of the story. He tells the reporter to turn a blind eye, just like he normally would for other food.

He’s willing to take a hands-off approach: “Do you question where chickens come from when you go to Brown’s Chicken or Boston Market?” he asked.

Exactly. There is a long tail (pun not intended) of trust implied with food prepared and supplied by restaurants. Trust also is involved when sourcing meat from ranchers.

With this in mind, note that Czimer’s website claims they sell game meat to avoid “harmful residue” and as an alternative to “domestic meats”.

Since the late l950’s the Czimer family pursued in expanding the choices of game meats, game birds and sea foods to the environmentally sensitive patients.

Oh, how things have changed! Czimer is now the one telling you to turn a blind eye. They will sell you meat, just don’t asked where it is from or how it was produced.

I hope that someone ordering lion would care about authenticity and value, per Czimer’s original sales pitch. Likewise customers should be able to verify that they are not purchasing illegally obtained meat from federally protected animals.

Just the other day I was in an airport and noticed a Pete’s store with a sign for natural fruit smoothies. I asked to see the ingredients. After a brief moment of digging through the cabinets and drawers the staff presented me with a greasy-looking bottle that listed artificial colors and chemical sweeteners. That definitely was not what I was expecting and I valued it far below the price they were asking. The staff seemed genuinely interested to find out the ingredients themselves for the first time and they smiled when I said “no thank you”.

Police Station Robbed

The Associated Press says thieves have robbed a police station in Carletonville, west of Johannesburg, South Africa, leaving nothing behind

“It’s a very bizarre situation,” [Democratic Alliance] police spokeswoman Dianne Kohler Barnard told AFP.

“We have a police station being robbed of everything. Stripped. It’s more than robbed. It’s absolutely gutted.”

She said the thieves had stolen toilets, cupboards, windows, doors and even the kitchen sink.

The station was meant to be guarded by private security paid by taxpayers. This is a great example of outsourcing failure. It raises the question of why the police did not guard it themselves.

On the other hand, while this might seem funny, there are worse stories. Sometimes even the police have trouble preventing a station robbery while they are in it. Trenton, NJ gives us an example from earlier this year.

A convicted thief walked past an unmanned security post at city police headquarters and made his way into the detective bureau, where he allegedly stole a cop radio, a computer monitor and a sergeant’s attache case.

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“Security is a major concern here, but we have officers who prop doors open to what are supposed to be secure areas,” an officer said.

Last year in North Bend, OR a man kicked in a door at a police station and stole two tazers, a radio and took the keys to a police cruiser:

Finder, 26, faces just about every charge the police could think up, including burglary, possession of burglary tools, theft, unlawful use of a motor vehicle, unlawful entry into a motor vehicle, criminal mischief, criminal trespass, tampering with physical evidence and reckless driving, after he allegedly committed a brazen raid on the police station in downtown North Bend last Wednesday.

The difference in these three cases is that the latter two in America involved burglars who tried to sell stolen police equipment. The first case is far less likely to be prosecuted successfully as the goods stolen were regular office building furnishings.

Kenyans Block Ethiopian HydroPower

Ethiopia Insight reports that a Kenyan green group seeks ban on Ethiopian power

A Kenyan conservation group has appealed to the nation’s high court to prevent the government and an energy company from buying power produced by the vast Gibe 111 hydropower dam in neighboring Ethiopia.

The impact of the dam is in question. This is a familiar tune. The conservation groups in this scenario represent risk managers who are concerned that the dam will affect 500K people and their ability to live without aid.

A typical way to avoid this situation is for security and risk assessments to be done up front and with the support of risk managers. That does not seem to have been done here; risk assessments left until the project is underway are likely to bring significant new costs/impact into focus. At least concerns have been raised now instead of 2013, the expected completion date.