Tesla crashes are very special, unlike any other automobile. They are sudden, unexpected murders where occupants of a poorly designed death trap, under the control of a manslaughtering robot, are cruelly slammed into trees and then burned alive. Many of the formal NHTSA complaints I read have some element of this truth. They often are … Continue reading Tesla Owners Ask for Public Funds to Bury Their Dead →

The fourth passenger in a Tesla has just passed away, leaving only two survivors from the June 11 single car crash at 1 am in Edmonton. The person who police believe was driving a Tesla when it crashed with five passengers in south Edmonton earlier this month has died, according to police. I suppose what’s … Continue reading Four Out of Six Tesla Passengers Dead in Latest Crash Update →

There’s a strange propaganda dump on Barron’s right now trying to pump Tesla investors. Tesla Has the Most Self-Driving Accidents. There’s a Good Reason for That. The reason is Tesla has the worst engineering coupled with deceptive marketing. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s look at the article. First, note the author is Al … Continue reading Barron’s Dumps Tesla Crash Propaganda →

A brand new Model 3 Tesla had a software crash while at highway speed. Yes, you read that right. And let me reiterate here just to be clear. BRAND NEW TESLA SOFTWARE UNSAFE FOR USE. A driver says he was terrified to be in his new car when he realized its design failure meant all … Continue reading Tesla Software Crash. Driver in Shock as Controls Freeze at Highway Speed →