Remember the Darwin Award legend of people trying to make their car fly? Here’s Tesla, yet again being the dumbest and most dangerous car on (and off) the road: …speeding off the 202 Parkway in a new white Tesla that went airborne [off an embankment] and crashed into a treeline near the Pickertown Road bridge … Continue reading Brand New Tesla Destroyed in “Veered” Crash After Trying to Fly
In 2016 in my BSidesLV keynote presentation I argued Tesla Autopilot was an algorithm engineered to kill, choosing to do harm. Few were ready to believe then what I said we could prove with simple tests of the vehicle. Eight years later this seems to only get proven over and over again by people on … Continue reading Tesla Owner Terrified of FSD After Multiple Homicide Attempts
There’s a lot to unpack from what Mercedes is saying about its new crash test, because of what isn’t being said. I’ll do my best to translate the important points found in The Driven. Euro NCAP requires a frontal impact test that uses a 1,400kg trolley travelling at 50km/h with an aluminium honeycomb barrier that … Continue reading Mercedes Roasts Tesla in New Crash Test
Condolences are pouring out in Fresno by a community that says it’s “shocked” to hear a Tesla suddenly “veered” into a tree and killed its passengers, like so many others. Dr. Alfred Valles, 50, and Selina Valles, 46, were killed at 9:30 p.m. Friday when they were traveling north on Friant Road and crashed into … Continue reading CA Tesla Kills Two in “Veered” Crash Into Tree