Canada Police Impound Tesla for Driving 110km/hr in 50km/hr Zone

Day after day I see reports of Tesla drivers caught doing double a posted speed limit, often ending in tragedy for obvious reasons (e.g. Ohio, Colorado, and California just this week).

Here’s a good news version from Canada, where police stopped and impounded a Tesla before more people died.

The incident occurred in the area of Cedar Springs and Britannia roads in Burlington around 6 p.m. Wednesday, according to Halton Regional Police. Police said the Tesla was going 110 km/h in a community safety zone in which the speed limit was 50 kilometres per hour.

Apparently this driver is being charged under “stunt” laws (immediate 14-day vehicle impoundment at roadside regardless of who owns it).

A similar story, still under investigation, was recently noted in Nevada. A braggadocio video was self-posted by a Tesla driver showing 83 mph, with his hands removed from his steering rectangle in a clear attention-seeking stunt.

Air Force officials are investigating a captain who posted a viral video of himself driving nearly 100 mph as he sped down a residential street in Las Vegas in a Tesla Cybertruck, according to reports.

Captain Matthew Wallace, who is stationed at Creech Air Force Base, could be seen using just his pinky finger to make dangerously rapid turns in a video shared to his X account on June 2. …’Check mate,’ Wallace said on his since deleted post.

Facing a social media backlash Wallace then lied and said police had authorized his stunt, which they quickly denied and denounced.

Police should thoroughly investigate and utilize the evidence here, especially given it was provided by the driver himself with intent to encourage others to break traffic laws with a Tesla. It’s paradoxical that law enforcement frequently relies on surveillance footage for various investigations, yet often disregards videos of Tesla drivers confessing to their crimes. Wallace’s self-professed criminal act in a self-posted video seems to meet these five criteria for admissibility:

  1. Authenticity: provably genuine and unaltered
  2. Relevance: content directly related to the crime being investigated
  3. Chain of Custody: procedures followed to document how video was obtained and handled
  4. Legal Collection: obtained without violating privacy rights or other laws
  5. Context: The context surrounding the video must be clear to ensure it accurately represents the events in question

He should be bounced by USAF and his Tesla impounded for stunt driving. What more do we need for Wallace to have charges filed? Based on extensive immoral actions thus far, I wonder if his next big move will be to dig even a deeper hole, to post that he did “not see” anything. Get it? Not see? Nazi?

It’s peak Tesla cult behavior for someone in the military to post videos of themselves intentionally committing crimes, endangering society with bad conduct, then ignorantly calling it “checkmate” with their swastika.

Tesla ChipGate: Shell Game With NVidia Sends Auditors Scrambling to Follow Cashflow

Several people have asked me to comment on the financial shenanigans behind the news about Tesla chip orders ($500 million in H100) being redirected to another company instead.

…Musk presented an exaggerated picture of Tesla’s procurement to shareholders. Correspondence from Nvidia staffers also indicates that Musk diverted a sizable shipment of AI processors that had been reserved for Tesla to his social media company formerly known as Twitter.

As far as I can see these chips are being transfered to a xTwitter balance sheet that just raised $6B in foreign investment (Saudis? Chinese? Russians? Oracle?).

…a $6 billion financing round led by many of the same investors who funded Musk’s Twitter takeover. The company was incorporated in March 2023, but Tesla didn’t disclose its formation at the time…

“The company” refers to a team of people inside xTwitter who were tasked with the setup of up an extremist right wing propaganda LLM running on Oracle. So xTwitter was given billions from Oracle to incorporate a company that gives cash to Tesla for chips that run on Oracle?

Tesla allegedly said to investors it needs these chips to make its cars less deadly, but presently can’t pay for them because of sales massively collapsing and a cash crunch.

In Germany, where they built a giant environmental disaster plant that has to be shut down, Tesla recorded the steepest sales decline of any brand in May plummeting 64% year-over-year. Year-to-date they fell 41.4%, while other brands were seeing increases. Meanwhile the Tesla CEO has been threatening to quit the company if he is not given enough control to overrule everyone.

NVidia chips thus were redirected straight to xTwitter, where they get booked as a (highly inflated) cash purchase from Tesla.

Boom, Tesla just became a rent seeking NVidia front as boatloads (over $500 million) of dubious cash gets laundered through xTwitter. Does it also get these chips? Maybe xTwitter next bills Tesla for chip use on Oracle, making a self-dealing cash flow reverse whenever convenient.

Since Tesla setup 90 day terms with Nvidia on tens of thousands of chips, there isn’t even a cost to offset for a few minutes.

It’s all magic money fraud games, that I’m sure many others can see as clear or more clearly.

Who remembers money disappeared into solar roof tiles, or fast swap car batteries, or bogus revenues…?

Without fraud there would be no Tesla.

OH Tesla Kills One in “Veered” Crash Into Parked Cars and a Building

In a tragic and often repeating story, another speeding Tesla hit a bump, lost control and killed someone.

According to the Powell Police Department, the crash happened in the 3400 block of Club Way Court at Powell Grand Communities around 9:15 p.m.

One person, Ethan Blecke, was taken to Riverside Methodist Hospital where he was pronounced dead hours later. Police Chief Ron Sallows said one other person was hospitalized and is now listed as stable. Three others were treated at the scene.

Sallows said it appears a 16-year-old boy was driving a Tesla, with five other people inside the vehicle, at a high rate of speed when he hit a speed bump, lost control and struck several other vehicles. The Tesla also hit part of a garage attached to one of the apartment buildings.

In the past, news about Tesla-related fatalities usually involved older couples (reflecting the car’s initial marketing strategy as being exclusive to those who could afford one). However, recently, there has been a noticeable move towards reports of groups of teenagers being harmed (reflecting the car’s present reality of being the lawn dart of roads, an inexpensive game of death).

The shift in who is killed likely stems from a dangerous combination affecting a different age group. Elderly couples are now wise to the fraudulent safety claims by Tesla and choose a different brand. However, young adults haven’t gotten the memo to keep them out of a Tesla, combined with an overconfidence making them unable to respond adequately in an unnecessarily powerful car. Essentially, Tesla’s grossly misleading portrayal of its safety continues to exacerbate the risks for those most vulnerable to its awful design and engineering flaws.

Update: the Tesla driver is being charged with homicide.

A 16-year old driver faces several charges, including vehicular homicide, after a crash that killed a fellow 16-year-old in Powell. The driver has been charged with aggravated vehicular homicide, aggravated vehicular assault and reckless operation.

This is reminiscent of the recent tragedy and Tesla trial in New Zealand.

The alleged killer literally admitted his Tesla had made him into a worse driver, a deadly menace not only to himself but anyone around. […] Perhaps a simple empathy test should be required before anyone can turn on the power to these loitering munitions called cars? Don’t know how to safely point the barrel of a loaded rocket launcher? No launch for you.