Promised a 500 mile range. Advertised a 300 mile range. Delivered a 200 mile range. In related news: Tesla Model Y, S, X Range Figures Slashed in New EPA Guidelines: Edmunds’ testing shows that Teslas have never achieved their EPA estimates This calls for a haiku: Promised five would hold, Advertised three, now retold, Two, … Continue reading Tesla Cybertruck Delivers Half the Range Promised and at Twice The Cost
Tesla fraudulently boasts that if it can remotely update its cars it shouldn’t be called a recall. This is illogical, because the term recall refers to the severity of the flaw, not the delivery mode. Moreover, a severe lack of ethics and quality control means Tesla has been making their products far worse instead of … Continue reading Tesla Recall Failed: FSD Maybe Even Worse, Ignores Stop Signs and Pedestrians
A resident of Georgia crashed his Tesla in Alabama where local firefighters and police seem to be not very pleased. ALEA identified the driver as 33-year-old Michael Sherrill, a Georgia resident. Sherrill was arrested and taken to the Autauga County jail. He is charged with driving under the influence of alcohol… Firefighters say due to … Continue reading AL Tesla Crash and Burn Leads to Arrest
Another day, another Tesla catastrophically plowed itself into a wall in Pennsylvania. A Tesla sedan smashed into a South Philadelphia building [at South 18th and Snyder streets] early Monday, leaving cinderblocks scattered on the ground and the air bags deployed in the car on New Year’s Day. In related Texas news, police say a driver … Continue reading Teslas Start Off New Year by Crashing Into Buildings, Again and Again