Police in Germany say an Indian man under the influence of Elon Musk was trying to prove his car was an explosive missile, when it crashed at 175 KM/H (speed limit 50 KM/H — over 100 MPH on a 30 MPH street) into the broadside of a car carrying twin toddlers, killing one of them.

After the Mercedes crashed into the Ford, it was hit by the racing Tesla. The Tesla swerved and came off the road, damaging several trees along the road and came to a stop only after another 100 meters from the crash. …initial findings indicate the 22-year-old driver of the Tesla was under the influence of cocaine at the time of the accident.

Translation by me.

The German news pointed out the Tesla owner is a young elite from India because they reported him as a flight risk, given how Tesla typically are owned by people who believe obedience to Elon Musk elevates them above laws.

They say drunk driver in this report, but since Elon Musk regularly tells people to rely on his “driverless” sales pitch when they are drunk and want to drive… it’s basically the same thing now.

One person died after a suspected drunk driver behind the wheel of a Tesla Model 3 on Sunday morning was involved in multi-vehicle crash in Oakland, according to the California Highway Patrol Oakland office.

CHP was called to a collision involving multiple Teslas and a Freightliner box truck at 5:34 a.m. near the Embarcadero exit. The agency says that a white Tesla Model Y crashed alongside a white Tesla Model 3…

Apparently the Model 3 driver caused the crash that killed the Model Y owner. It just goes to show again that with every Tesla on the road the statistical probability of fatality increases. Two or more operating near each other is a disaster waiting to happen.

As reported by the San Francisco Chronicle, police requested a warrant and towed a Tesla to acquire its camera data.

I know that Tesla vehicles contain external surveillance cameras in order to protect their drivers from theft and/or liability in accidents. Based on this information, I respectfully request that a warrant is authorized to seize this vehicle from the La Quinta Inn parking lot, so this vehicle’s surveillance footage may be searched via an additional search warrant at a secure location.

Finally these cars are worth something.

The other suggestion I’ve heard lately in San Francisco is for parked Tesla to leave open the sunroof so local residents can fill with garbage, like a shiny dumpster. Once full, Tesla garbage cars then drive themselves to the dump.

It’s almost Halloween again, time for scary spooky stories.

The extensive list of allegations of Tesla fraud is expanding. Here’s a good example of someone trying to keep up with the horror show:

231—233—Booking the Same Car as a Sale Multiple Times: Tesla’s internal data shows that they booked cars returned for repairs as “new sales” upon returning the fixed car to its owner. This was possibly done because they saved money by cutting costs during the Model 3 “production hell” and wanted to make more profits by re-booking the same car as a “sale”. I’ve seen self-registration scandals before, but this is absurd in this day and time.

In related news Elon Musk is using Twitter to tell everyone to break laws at great personal risk to themselves and society for his financial benefit.

When the Brazilian court ordered his defective product banned, he Tweeted this:

Clearly, Musk is trying to undermine Brazil, unlike his recent big Turkey talk.

He’s not fooling anyone. His well-documented political abuse and censorship pushes society towards dictatorships.

Elon Musk calls himself a “free speech absolutist” but has accepted over 80% of censorship requests from authoritarian governments.

The Brazilians are now celebrating the government’s ban of fElon Musk, with wild demonstrations in support of defeating a billionaire fascist threat to their national security.

The impact will be broad, as Portuguese readers everywhere will benefit from shutdown of a huge misinformation source. It also inspires even more governments and organizations around the world to do the same.

Everyone is better off without an unrepentant fElon in their face. How soon before America does something about all the SpaceX/TwitterX/Tesla/Boring fraud?

Perfectly capturing the spirit of this momentus time, one of the most famous Brazilian comic writers posted “Xuitter at midnight I’ll meet you” using his popular character Lady Death.