Tesla Cybertruck Crash: Brakes May Not Work on Some Terrain

Remember the sales pitch? Lies. And remember how some people talked about the Tesla CEO while they were waiting for their Cybertruck? In reality Tesla software engineering seems to be even worse than their hardware, prone to sudden catastrophic failures. Here’s a case where Tesla says the brakes may not work in some (unspecified) terrain, … Continue reading Tesla Cybertruck Crash: Brakes May Not Work on Some Terrain

Tesla Cybertruck Owner Slits Wrist on Delivery

The Cybertruck target market is truly bizarre because after complaining about everything wrong on delivery, a brand new owner concludes that his horrible experience is “great”. This was said even after he literally slit his wrist on a body panel, losing so much blood he had to go to the emergency room, all documented online. … Continue reading Tesla Cybertruck Owner Slits Wrist on Delivery

“Tesla tried to do the least possible [safety] remedy to see [how many deaths] they could get away with”

Here’s the buried bombshell lede in the latest safety news about childish milquetoast fiddling that Tesla still tries to pass off as engineering. Phil Koopman, a professor at Carnegie Mellon University who studies automated driving safety, said the letter shows that the recall did little to solve problems with Autopilot and was an attempt to … Continue reading “Tesla tried to do the least possible [safety] remedy to see [how many deaths] they could get away with”