Brand New Tesla Owner Testing Autopilot Killed by F-150

A Tesla has been in a crash with a F-150, leaving the Tesla owner dead. It quietly revealed yet again that the “Autopilot crap” is really, and always will be, crap. One of the shocking things in April 2016 was that a man who clearly knew nothing about cars positioned a deceptively named non-working “Autopilot” … Continue reading Brand New Tesla Owner Testing Autopilot Killed by F-150

Another Day, Another Tesla Owner “Thankful” to Not Be Burned Alive

A man who owned a Tesla that “spontaneously combusted” while driving allegedly said “it’s all gone” after he walked away with his life. That feeling of loss is very on brand for a car company that can’t explain why it has so many fires. You buy Tesla, you lose it all. The owner mentioned that … Continue reading Another Day, Another Tesla Owner “Thankful” to Not Be Burned Alive

Russian Military Learning Slower Than a Tesla: Casualties Surpass 200,000

If people don’t know how to swim, they take swimming lessons or drown. Right? It’s foundational to enlightenment that human independent skill, an evolving ability to learn and adapt, doesn’t come from divine intervention (e.g. one day suddenly being thrown totally unprepared into the deep end of a pool with no help doesn’t end well). … Continue reading Russian Military Learning Slower Than a Tesla: Casualties Surpass 200,000

Blind Tesla on Freeway Crashes Into Boat Trailer

It’s clear from this video that the Tesla doesn’t detect the boat at all, and doesn’t understand the turn signal. It encroaches dangerously from far behind, a predictably dumb move as if asleep at the wheel. Perhaps the most important detail here is the Tesla doesn’t hit the brakes until it crashes into a car … Continue reading Blind Tesla on Freeway Crashes Into Boat Trailer