Firefighters remarked on how much water and time they had to waste, as if they didn’t get the memo from 2013: Tesla engineering is an environmental disaster. Multiple fire departments were dispatched to a vehicle fire at Mile Marker 137 on Interstate 80 Westbound in Cooper Township just before 11 a.m. Tuesday. Multiple departments had … Continue reading Another Day, Another Tesla Fire Disaster→
You may recall that Elon Musk was a CEO fired from PayPal for his gross incompetence. Somehow he kept all his equity anyway, which is where his wealth comes in so suddenly. I mean PayPal was successful because they eliminated him, but more importantly he was only successful because he no longer had any technical … Continue reading It’s Official. Tesla Has Reduced Driver Safety→
The word on the street is Elon Musk thought Nazi was spelled with a T, which is why he put it on the hood of his cars. But seriously, Tesla’s public relations with the German government thus far have its CEO telling people to ignore long-standing rules while he promotes the worst possible failures of … Continue reading Tesla CEO Promotes Nazism While Trying to Undercut German Government→
What if I told you Tesla is a giant Ponzi scheme? Hopefully you’d correct me and say no, it’s actually much worse, and then explain the big difference: In classic Ponzi scheme analysis people will lose all their money. Ponzis of today are a whole lot more complicated and a whole lot more careful about … Continue reading Tesla Announces Bleeding Its Customers Dry Before They’re Killed in a Fire→