LSE is Named University of the Year 2025

“Rerum cognoscere causas” – to know the causes of things, taken from Book 2 of Virgil’s Georgics poetry. The full quotation is “Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas”.

Big news news from my alma mater. Sources say the award ceremony was delayed by three hours of LSE professors arguing about the best algorithm to determine the most efficient way to accept the trophy:

The Times and The Sunday Times Good University Guide has ranked LSE as the top university in the UK and named the School as its ‘University of the Year 2025’. This is the first time the Good University Guide has awarded LSE the prestigious ‘University of the Year’ title, and the first time we have been ranked number one in the country. […] This fantastic result follows other high rankings in university league tables over the last year. In September 2024, The Guardian placed LSE as the top university in London, and as the best place to study Accounting and Finance. Likewise, the Complete University Guide 2025 named the School as the number one university in the capital.

LSE students are reportedly “cautiously optimistic” about the news, as they’re still trying to calculate the long-term societal and economic impact of celebrating rankings. LSE’s Director, beaming with indignation, announced, “This recognition validates our long-standing belief that if you can’t measure it, it doesn’t matter. And if you can measure it… why? We look forward to quantifying this award in terms of social good. We’re thrilled, of course, but we need to consider the opportunity cost of joy.”

In a final stroke of genius, the LSE administration has decided to commemorate this achievement by commissioning a statue of a giant invisible hand.

Meanwhile, well-appointed representatives from Oxford and Cambridge were spotted in a corner, drowning their sorrows in spiked lukewarm tea. Overheard mutterings included phrases like “patronage failure” and “maybe unresolved bad legacy is bad,” suggesting a dawning realization that rowing prowess and ancient stone blocks carved to resemble elephantine profits from colonialism might not be the best metrics for educational excellence in the 21st century. An anonymous don was heard lamenting, “Perhaps we should have focused more on direct and honest economic models and less on which tie to wear for dinner.”

Toolkit for Decolonising Philosophy Teaching and Assessment

SOAS has posted an interview with the team that developed a “Toolkit for Decolonising”

What is decolonisation in an academic sense and why is it important?

Lizi: Decolonisation means questioning and dismantling the assumed ways of thinking and the ways in which we study and disseminate information, who we study and why, and looking at the methods of study and assessment. Traditionally it’s been centered around Europe and western cultures. Decolonisation looks outside of that and outside of those preconceived notions and assumptions to include a more expansive worldview.

Lesley: I think in the UK, SOAS is the only university to bring decolonisation to all the curricula over time, not just philosophy. Our curriculum is about diversity and our assessment performance is diverse too, which other universities do not do. Even though we have a lot of room to improve, I hope it can raise awareness to other universities to showcase that this is what can be done and how important it is.

What was the motivation to approach decolonisation with this toolkit?

Dr Giladi: Philosophy – as an intellectual discipline in higher education – is very parochial. The Anglo-European tradition has been obsessed with – in the latter part of the 20th century – the conflict between Anglo-American philosophy and continental European thought. The idea of thinking about philosophy as something outside Europe has never been sufficiently addressed, partly because so much of western philosophy is built on systemic exclusion of African, Asian and Middle Eastern voices.

Tesla Taxi Launch Marred by Crash Into the Back of a Bright Yellow WeHo Bus

What Year Is It? Has Elon Musk’s White Supremacist Empire Taken Control of Mars Yet?

Elon Musk, a boy who grew up in apartheid South Africa, fled his family’s declining empire in 1988. Today, his plans to colonize Mars seem to be an attempt to restart their failed imperialist ambitions. Many speculate that his “mission to Mars” is less about humanity’s future and more about reviving neo-colonial fantasies—a technocratic, Rhodesian-style ethnostate powered by robotic labor, far removed from Earth’s inconvenient ability to end his apartheid prince ambitions.

Musk’s ventures often flirt with unsettling symbolism. His Tesla Taxi reveal was timed for 8/8, a date some link to white nationalist dog-whistles. Tesla cars once promoted an 88 km/h driving optimization, using 88 dashboard features, with 88 kW engines and charging stations with—you guessed it—88 ports. We’d be fools not to hold the man accountable, given he then rebranded Twitter with fascist imagery of a Swastika and fueled hate speech via AI-driven translations of Hitler rhetoric to reach English speaking audiences.

Meanwhile, despite promises to be on Mars by 2018, Musk’s feverish technological empire still here on Earth is showing signs of failure like it’s a 1988 South African fire-sale again. Tesla vehicles are plagued by ongoing software and hardware failures, often causing predictable accidents. Just before the much-delayed Tesla “driverless” Taxi reveal, one vehicle crashed into the huge high-visibility backside of a West Hollywood yellow bus, a stark reminder that Musk’s grand futuristic visions of constant improvisation very likely will collide catastrophically with basic reality (laws of society and physics).

If a “driverless” car can’t see this, it can’t see.

Elon Musk spreads thick propaganda of a Mars project as the next great human adventure, while obvious troubling origins and implications behind it — like who it seeks to include or murder on the way — means the whole thing is far from settled.

A Tesla vehicle crashed into a WeHo PickUp trolley early Saturday morning, around 2 a.m. The incident occurred on Santa Monica Boulevard, east of Westbourne Drive, in front of the John Reed Fitness gym. The Tesla appears to have sustained significant damage.

Tesla crashes continue to mount with serious harms worldwide in the months after Tesla failed to deliver on a promised August 8th “driverless” Taxi reveal. Source: WeHoTimes

These ongoing incidents raise serious concerns. Tesla, despite years of promises, has failed to live up to its claims of creating safer roads. With its deeply flawed software and repeated crashes, it’s becoming clear that Tesla’s narrative of innovation is about as trustworthy as a Rhodesian plan to reinvent government. As fatalities and injuries continue to mount (47 reported deaths and counting), we must do more to halt Musk’s racist ambitions and intervene where his reckless, unregulated technologies threaten to shape any future.

San Francisco Tourist Scams Exploit QR Codes

Here’s an old and well-known attack that exploits QR codes, still being used in 2024.

At least five parking machines with fake QR codes that said “PHONE PAY” were discovered at Fisherman’s Wharf on Thursday, the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency said in a Friday social media post.

The fake codes were discovered by SFMTA crews, Michael Roccaforte, an SFMTA spokesperson, told SFGATE. The agency is unsure whether any visitors were affected, Roccaforte said

Notably, nobody targeted, or even exploited, reported these bad codes.

The point of QR codes is machine readable text, yet countermeasures are all going to require human readable text. Thus a QR code found in uncontrolled public places is inherently unsafe and can’t be trusted.