Dead man driving

News from the AP on fraud in Australia:

Under New South Wales state law, if a car owner signs a sworn statement that they were not driving the vehicle when an offense was committed, they can avoid paying speed camera fines, which arrive by mail, and parking tickets left under windshield wipers.

A recent government audit of the excuses given in those sworn statements revealed that 238 motorists had blamed one of two people “a dead man who had, when alive, lived in Sydney and a person living in neighboring South Australia state” Police Superintendent Daryl Donnolly said in a statement.

The curious part of this audit to me is that these sworn statements blamed only two people. How many false statements will go undetected because they only blame a dead person once?

Did the audit search for people deceased at the time of the incident, or just unusually high numbers of incidents per individual? Apparently the police did not try to reach the deceased, or they might have uncovered the scam earlier:

Some 80,000 Australian dollars ($61,000) of fines have been avoided this way in the past three years, Donnolly said.

He did not identify the scapegoats or explain why police had not uncovered the scam by pursuing the pair for the money owed.

The article does not say whether police will now follow-through in a more timely fashion to verify and process a sworn statement, at least to review the validity of the information, or whether the sworn statements policy will be phased out altogether.

The Future of Poetry

I always seem to find poets bemoaning the unrealistic and detatched nature of poetry today. Take Harold Monro’s article from 1912, for example, published online by poetrymagazines.org.uk:

Poetry is uninteresting to-day in that degree only that it is remote from life. It need not treat necessarily of events, deeds or episodes, but it must be fundamental, vital, innate, or nothing at all. It must be packed and tense with meaning; no line may be thin, no link may rattle. And in the future, when it has become natural and keen, there will be improvisatori again, who will lavish us their poems carelessly, like a plant its flowers.

So, has anything changed or are does the latest generation of Monro-like critics still complain that poems are too remote from life? After all, who really gets to inventory and count the poems of the world in order to determine their remoteness from life? Do we count lyrics of songs, or is that somehow a lesser form as Monro suggests in his timeline:

the minstrel became poet, and the poet became man of letters

Perhaps a new API for web search engines is in order. Or maybe poetry sites should have a “remoteness” warning on their poetry pages? Here’s Monro’s suggestion:

The poets of the present and the future must re-define, through their work, the true function of poetry. For, though it has become partly, and will become wholly, intellectualized; in spite of innumerable experiments in subject, rhythm and form, straining of metre, novelties in cadence, in spite of fluency, technique, originality, it still must be said that modern poetry is devoid of any real function or aim.

Have you noticed that people always seem to say something like “devoid of purpose” when they dislike expressive works? I think it particularly interesting that Monro calls out Whitman, of all poets, as someone guilty of losing touch with reality:

The reason must be sought deeper; in the fad, namely, that modern poetry fails to express the real aspirations of life. Just as the jargon is distinct from normal language, so the substance is alien to life. Moreover, these two characteristics are interdependent, and the use of a normal vocabulary will not be possible with dignity until poets learn again to represent with dignity and naturalness every aspect and manifestation of life. The experiments of Whitman and Carpenter solve nothing. These authors, and their imitators, have shirked the problem by simply dispensing with metre, and their work, however fluent and rhythmical, nevertheless cannot be called poetry.

Naturalness as dignity? Who really gets to define where nature starts? To me this sounds like a classical composer criticizing hip-hop for being a crude form of structured sounds, when in fact hip-hop has more fundamental and grounded roots than classical…

The Boston Research Center poses an alternative (modern) view of Whitman:

Modern literary scholars now agree that Whitman’s poetry was “a watershed in American literary history,� Myerson explained, noting that by rejecting the formal structures of traditional poetry in favor of free verse and replacing commas and periods with ellipses, Whitman opened the way for later poets to experiment stylistically.

Myerson elaborated by suggesting that Whitman’s verse was a far cry from the poetry of the day that ignored sex, rarely dealt with contemporary life, and was written in highly formal and prescribed poetic language. He pointed out that Whitman was a man of enormous physicality who introduced eroticism into mainstream American poetry, thus making his verse sensuous in an age of decorum. Referring to Whitman as “the great poet of democracy,� Myerson noted that his writing contains elaborate catalogues of Americans, their occupations, and their lives, all presented with a spirit of egalitarianism. This interconnectedness of citizens was intended to evoke the equality of all.

Great poet of democracy? Ironic then that he cheated at the polls to overcome resistance to his work and lubricate (pun not intended) public acceptance:

Leaves of Grass received lukewarm acclaim. The book was assailed as immodest and “quite out of place amid the decorum of modern society,� according to Myerson. In fact, the only positive reviews were written anonymously by Whitman himself.

Car dealers under scrutiny for ID theft

Here’s a twist on a case of ID theft:

Officials said too many identity thefts happen because dealers aren’t diligent about checking buyers’ credit records.

“When they sit back and watch a piece of their property walk out the door, we have to go find it. And when we have to go find it, the taxpayers have to pay for that,” said John Brewer, an assistant Harris County district attorney.

Prosecutors said it came to a head last month when Charles Loving, a 19-year-old black cross-dressing man, used a 48-year-old white woman’s identity to purchase a car at Helfman Dodge.

The district attorney said red flags should have gone up immediately. But the finance manager who handled the deal said it was not apparent that Loving was not a man because he was dressed as a woman.

The argument seems to be that the state finds ID theft investigations expensive, so they want find the failed control points and hold them liable.

Florida e-voting fails voters (again)

Electronic voting system failure is far from a surprise, as I mentioned earlier, but it defies reason why these systems are in use. The latest news is that the state is missing nearly 20,000 votes.

Sarasota County voters cast about 16,000 more votes in the Florida governor’s race and in the Senate race than were recorded in the House race. About 4,000 more people cast ballots for the county’s Southern District Hospital Board than were recorded in the House race.

One of the major advantages of using e-voting machines is they are supposed to make it for difficult for voters to undervote, e-voting advocates have long said.

Sarasota County will begin a recount in the race Monday. County Supervisor of Elections Kathy Dent didn’t immediately return a phone call seeking comment on the undervote. An ES&S spokesman also didn’t not immediately return a phone call.

And while they might eventually comment on the phone, something tells me that Dent and ES&S are going to be reluctant to issue a written statement.