How to make your problems disappear

Easy, stick your head in the sand. The LA Times provides some contemporary examples based on a TPMmuckracker review:

For instance, there was this. Problem: In 2005, a congressionally mandated annual State Department report on international terrorism showed that terrorism worldwide was on the rise. Solution: The administration announced that future editions of the report no longer would include statistics on international terrorism. See? Presto! Just like that, the problem went away.

And then there was this. Problem: In 2004, data released by the Department of Education showed that public charter schools, promoted by the administration as a solution to public school woes, were lagging regular public schools in performance. Solution: The administration decided to stop collecting data on charter school performance.

And this. Problem: Environmentalists complained that administration land-use plans for our national parks and forests could have long-term negative effects on the environment. Solution: The administration decided it no longer would conduct environmental impact studies to assess the potential consequences of its land-use plans.

Just think how it worked for Enron, the company Bush held up in his 1999 campaign as the kind of “CEO style” of leadership he would bring to the office. Oh, yeah, the intimate connection to Enron has disappeared too…

As a “Bush Pioneer” in the run-up to the 2000 presidential election, Lay was a key member of the Bush campaign’s fund-raising inner circle. Under Lay’s leadership, Enron ultimately gave Bush $550,025, making the corporation the Texan’s No. 1 career patron at the time the 2000 election campaign began, according to the Center for Public Integrity. Lay personally pumped almost $400,000 into Republican hard- and soft-money funds, while Enron slipped another $1.5 million into the GOP’s soft-money cesspool.

But that was just the beginning. Lay sent a letter to Enron executives urging them to contribute to Bush’s campaign. More than 100 of them — including Skilling, a major Bush giver since 1993, when he cut his first $5,000 check to GW’s gubernatorial campaign — did just that. Dozens of spouses wrote, including “homemaker” and frequent $10,000 donor Linda Lay, gave as well, making the Enron “family” a prime source of the money that gave Bush his early advantage over Republican rivals such as Arizona Senator John McCain.

All told, it is estimated that, over the years prior the company’s bankruptcy, Lay, his company and its employees contributed close to $2 million to fund George W. Bush’s political rise.

Lay found other ways to help, as well. He put Enron’s corporate jets at the disposal of the Bush campaign in 2000. He kicked in $5,000 to pay for the Florida recount fight, while a top Enron “consultant,” former Secretary of State James A. Baker III, ran the Republican’s recount effort. He even paid for his own bookkeeping, chipping in $1,000 to help the Bush-Cheney campaign comply with campaign-finance laws. And Lay and Enron gave $300,000 to underwrite the Bush-Cheney inauguration festivities in 2001.

See how easy it can be? It’s like it never happened.

Montana Government-Issued Computer Attack Foiled

Wow, speaking of using pictures for identification, have you read the story about Todd Shriber, communications director for U.S. Representative Denny Rehberg (R-MT)?

I hate to give away the punchline, but you have to read this to believe it:
Image of Legitimacy

The ‘hackers’ ask for pictures of the campus with squirrels and pigeons to make sure he’s ‘legit’. He says he doesn’t live near campus anymore. Remember, he lives in DC, not Texas. So they tell him any picture of a pigeon or squirrel will do.

I mean what more proof of your legitimacy (of anything) do you need other than a picture of a pigeon or squirrel? They are so unique; practically a secret.

The email thread is simply amazing. I love the part where Shriber asks if it has to be a pigeon:

I honestly cannot rember if there were pigeons on campus or not. A lot of crazy squirrels, but I can’t remember pigeons.

I hope to see dramatic interpretations of this whole thing in online video format any day now:

…let’s be clear. You are soliciting me to break the law and hack into a computer across state lines. That is a federal offense and multiple felonies. Obviously I can’t trust anyone and everyone that mails such a request, you might be an FBI agent, right?

So, I need three things to make this happen:

1. A picture of a squirrel or pigeon on your campus. One close-up, one with background that shows buildings, a sign, or something to indicate you are standing on the campus.

ROFL!

Please note that I’ve added an image of a squirrel to this post to help provide legitimacy. Yes, that’s a genuine image of a squirrel. I might even go so far as to call it a seal of legitimacy, but squirrels really aren’t related to seals.

EDITED TO ADD (27 Dec 2006): Bruce has picked up the story on his blog, although for some odd reason he describes it as “the problem with ‘hiring hackers'”.

Australian and New Zealand mercenaries arrested in Lebanon

I recently wrote about how destabilization has created a growing soldier of fortune industry (some call it the “security industry”) in the Middle East. That was based on the need by oil companies to protect their pipelines when no capable conventional force is available (or such a use might be too politically controversial). Now there is more news from the Sydney Morning Herald on a more personal level:

A former Australian soldier and a New Zealander have been arrested in Lebanon on accusations they’re part of a mercenary squad that seized the two daughters of Canadian Melissa Hawach from her estranged Australian husband north of Beirut.

[…]

Lebanese police claim all five men are ex-commandos who had staked out the girls’ father, Joseph Hawach, for several days before launching the daring raid.

Police say Pemberton arrived in Lebanon after receiving an email asking him to find and seize the girls for a fee. Corrigan arrived on December 9.

I suppose this sort of incident will be more and more likely as mercenaries flock to troubled regions on behalf of troubled leaders on special missions for whomever is the highest bidder.

It all reminds me of the 1960s UN struggle in the Republic of the Congo when ill-equipped international volunteer forces were sent to impose international orders against a (Belgian) seasoned group of Korean War veterans turned mercenaries. And even after these mercenaries were forced out of the Congo they apparently moved on to other jobs around the world, eventually ending up as honorary guests (long arm of state intelligence services) in some countries. I think reviewing this sort of stuff is all now starting to be referred to International Security studies, although it was still referred to as International History or International Relations when I was a student.

On a side note, it’s curious that the Rainbox-Six theory that Tom Clancy popularized in 1998 did not include agents from Australia or New Zealand:

…we must face the fact that there remain many experienced and trained international terrorists still roaming the world, some with lingering contacts with national intelligence agencies – plus the fact that some nations, while not desirous of a direct confrontation with American or other Western nations, could still make use of the remaining terrorist “free agents” for more narrow political goals.

Perhaps Tom didn’t factor in the more narrow personal goals or did not consider them serious enough threats to people living in American or other Western nations.

Narcotics officer offers video on how to conceal drugs

Strange, but apparently a true story:

As a drug officer, [Barry] Cooper said, he made more than 800 drug arrests and seized more than 50 vehicles and $500,000 in cash and assets.

“He was even better than he says he was,” said Tom Finley, Cooper’s former boss on a West Texas drug task force and now a private investigator in Midland. “He was probably the best narcotics officer in the state and maybe the country during his time with the task force.”

But now that he has retired from being paid to find drugs, he has taken up a different cause:

Cooper, who said he favors the legalization of marijuana, made the video in part because he believes the nation’s fight against drugs is a waste of resources. Busting marijuana users fills up prisons with nonviolent offenders, he said.

“My main motivation in all of this is to teach Americans their civil liberties and what drives me in this is injustice and unfairness in our system,” Cooper told the newspaper.

Of course he has critics:

[Richard Sanders, an agent with the Tyler Drug Enforcement Agency, said] “…for him to go to the dark side and do this is infuriating.”

Smith County Deputy Constable Mark Waters, a narcotics officer, said the video is insulting to law enforcement officials.

“This is a slap in the face to all that we do to uphold the laws and keep the public safe,” he said.

Hmmm, but what if you have an informed, perhaps even expert, opinion of what constitutes “safe” with regard to narcotics, as Cooper apparently does? I would have found it more encouraging if his critics had responded to his point about putting nonviolent offenders in jail, rather than trying to demonize him (“the dark side”) and sensationalize his actions (“slap in the face”). After all, you might say while he was the best officer for finding drugs, he disagreed with how offenders were treated or handled. Perhaps he even discovered that the post-discovery enforcement was doing more harm than good? If he is such an expert in narcotics work and he says his work was actually making neighborhoods less safe rather than more (diminishing civil liberties) how does that constitute the dark side? I mean it is not like he is trying to say it is ok to conceal alcohol abuse or a history of shirking public service and accountability for disasters while serving in public office. Now those issues seem more like a slap in the face, and you don’t see Texas law enforcement crying out much about them…