Rebirth of the American Village

Last January I highlighted a strange mobile home design by GM for the future, called the PAD. Little did I realize they were tapping into a new movement in Texas, of all places, to shed the wasteful ways of the past and downsize into a more efficient living arrangement.

The AP reports that an RV village in Austin has become wildly popular as a better way to live, even for successful professionals and movie stars:

Some have moved out of big homes to join the community and rent sites that cost up to $370 a month, and they don’t regret it for one minute, Pecan Grove manager Robert McCartney said.

Some residents come and go because they work in multiple cities. Some would rather pursue pastimes such as traveling or rock climbing than spend time and money on a house.

Meanwhile, oddly enough, Dodge and Ford seem to be stuck in the waste-filled days of yore and continue to generate replicas of their most inefficient vehicles in history:

Losing the challenge

You may recognize the look of a 1970s Challenger. Apparently some people are still facing the wrong challenges. It is NOT impressive to create a 425 hp engine that gets 19 mpg on foreign fuel in 2006, especially as the old R-426 Hemi in 1970 sported 425 hp and only a few thousand sold. Relive the legend? The I guess they did not get the memo. Mustang sales were impressive in 2005 because it was a fashionable retro trendy thing, but unlike soft goods you can’t just shift production to the next fad twelve months later and so Ford is now facing a glut of retro muscle-cars that can’t compete with the skyrocketing success of the Prius. Dodge wants to make this mistake? This also seems like the same issue they had with feeding an SUV fetish. Sure it’s a pretty car, but it’s so short-sighted, it’s sad…it’s like American car manufacturers want you to accept that a weekend with a stripper is more sensible than a lifetime with a spouse, if you know what I mean.

Someone should take the Detroit elite out and let them stay in a village like the one in Austin. Let them come to terms with a system that provides fun and sustainable living. Or perhaps even better they should go for a ride in a hybrid sailboat and say “ok, let’s see if you can do something that can run on the power of waves, sun, and wind alone while transporting you safely for tens of thousands of miles in comfort.” And if they say “sorry, we only want to develop full-bore jet-engine wave-crushing speed boats that give thrills a minute on foreign oil because the margins today are best”, when they get back to shore put them on a race horse with diarrhea and tell them to enjoy another type of retro-ride home.

The real challenge is to work within the current and future limitations by generating more with less to achieve a higher standard of living (safe, quiet, efficient, sustainable, etc.). The new village phenomenon is a good sign that some people really get it, all over again:

The whole of this neighborhood of Brookline is a kind of landscape garden, and there is nothing in America of the sort, so inexpressibly charming as the lanes which lead from one cottage, or villa, to another. No animals are allowed to run at large, and the open gates, with tempting vistas and glimpses under the pendent boughs, give it quite an Arcadian air of rural freedom and enjoyment. These lanes are clothed with a profusion of trees and wild shrubbery, often almost to the carriage tracks, and curve and wind about, in a manner quite bewildering to the stranger who attempts to thread them alone; and there are more hints here for the lover of the picturesque in lanes than we ever saw assembled together in so small a compass.

That was written by Andrew Jackson Downing for The Theory and Practice of Landscape Gardening in 1841.

More secure or less secure than suburban tracts of giant lifeless streets? I vaguely remember studies done at the University of Wisconsin, Madison in the mid 1990s to show how more sensible towns and villages are for cost and sustainability (including safety), but I do not see anything specific now on their website.

Oh, and I’ll say it again, the VW GX3 is definitely the way to go for future design. Put a diesel-hybrid engine in that thing, and create a trailer and/or canopy option, and you will surely get 100+ mpg thrills that will last a long time…although many of the environmental sites recommend contacting VW to express interest, I recommend also contacting the North American manufacturers to get them to realize the error of their ways and to come up with a more sensible challenger to European, Asian and South American concepts. And no, I don’t mean just hiring Giorgetto Giugiaro redesign the skin of the Mustang…lipstick on a pig still doesn’t fix the waste issues.

How to make your problems disappear

Easy, stick your head in the sand. The LA Times provides some contemporary examples based on a TPMmuckracker review:

For instance, there was this. Problem: In 2005, a congressionally mandated annual State Department report on international terrorism showed that terrorism worldwide was on the rise. Solution: The administration announced that future editions of the report no longer would include statistics on international terrorism. See? Presto! Just like that, the problem went away.

And then there was this. Problem: In 2004, data released by the Department of Education showed that public charter schools, promoted by the administration as a solution to public school woes, were lagging regular public schools in performance. Solution: The administration decided to stop collecting data on charter school performance.

And this. Problem: Environmentalists complained that administration land-use plans for our national parks and forests could have long-term negative effects on the environment. Solution: The administration decided it no longer would conduct environmental impact studies to assess the potential consequences of its land-use plans.

Just think how it worked for Enron, the company Bush held up in his 1999 campaign as the kind of “CEO style” of leadership he would bring to the office. Oh, yeah, the intimate connection to Enron has disappeared too…

As a “Bush Pioneer” in the run-up to the 2000 presidential election, Lay was a key member of the Bush campaign’s fund-raising inner circle. Under Lay’s leadership, Enron ultimately gave Bush $550,025, making the corporation the Texan’s No. 1 career patron at the time the 2000 election campaign began, according to the Center for Public Integrity. Lay personally pumped almost $400,000 into Republican hard- and soft-money funds, while Enron slipped another $1.5 million into the GOP’s soft-money cesspool.

But that was just the beginning. Lay sent a letter to Enron executives urging them to contribute to Bush’s campaign. More than 100 of them — including Skilling, a major Bush giver since 1993, when he cut his first $5,000 check to GW’s gubernatorial campaign — did just that. Dozens of spouses wrote, including “homemaker” and frequent $10,000 donor Linda Lay, gave as well, making the Enron “family” a prime source of the money that gave Bush his early advantage over Republican rivals such as Arizona Senator John McCain.

All told, it is estimated that, over the years prior the company’s bankruptcy, Lay, his company and its employees contributed close to $2 million to fund George W. Bush’s political rise.

Lay found other ways to help, as well. He put Enron’s corporate jets at the disposal of the Bush campaign in 2000. He kicked in $5,000 to pay for the Florida recount fight, while a top Enron “consultant,” former Secretary of State James A. Baker III, ran the Republican’s recount effort. He even paid for his own bookkeeping, chipping in $1,000 to help the Bush-Cheney campaign comply with campaign-finance laws. And Lay and Enron gave $300,000 to underwrite the Bush-Cheney inauguration festivities in 2001.

See how easy it can be? It’s like it never happened.

Montana Government-Issued Computer Attack Foiled

Wow, speaking of using pictures for identification, have you read the story about Todd Shriber, communications director for U.S. Representative Denny Rehberg (R-MT)?

I hate to give away the punchline, but you have to read this to believe it:
Image of Legitimacy

The ‘hackers’ ask for pictures of the campus with squirrels and pigeons to make sure he’s ‘legit’. He says he doesn’t live near campus anymore. Remember, he lives in DC, not Texas. So they tell him any picture of a pigeon or squirrel will do.

I mean what more proof of your legitimacy (of anything) do you need other than a picture of a pigeon or squirrel? They are so unique; practically a secret.

The email thread is simply amazing. I love the part where Shriber asks if it has to be a pigeon:

I honestly cannot rember if there were pigeons on campus or not. A lot of crazy squirrels, but I can’t remember pigeons.

I hope to see dramatic interpretations of this whole thing in online video format any day now:

…let’s be clear. You are soliciting me to break the law and hack into a computer across state lines. That is a federal offense and multiple felonies. Obviously I can’t trust anyone and everyone that mails such a request, you might be an FBI agent, right?

So, I need three things to make this happen:

1. A picture of a squirrel or pigeon on your campus. One close-up, one with background that shows buildings, a sign, or something to indicate you are standing on the campus.

ROFL!

Please note that I’ve added an image of a squirrel to this post to help provide legitimacy. Yes, that’s a genuine image of a squirrel. I might even go so far as to call it a seal of legitimacy, but squirrels really aren’t related to seals.

EDITED TO ADD (27 Dec 2006): Bruce has picked up the story on his blog, although for some odd reason he describes it as “the problem with ‘hiring hackers'”.

Australian and New Zealand mercenaries arrested in Lebanon

I recently wrote about how destabilization has created a growing soldier of fortune industry (some call it the “security industry”) in the Middle East. That was based on the need by oil companies to protect their pipelines when no capable conventional force is available (or such a use might be too politically controversial). Now there is more news from the Sydney Morning Herald on a more personal level:

A former Australian soldier and a New Zealander have been arrested in Lebanon on accusations they’re part of a mercenary squad that seized the two daughters of Canadian Melissa Hawach from her estranged Australian husband north of Beirut.

[…]

Lebanese police claim all five men are ex-commandos who had staked out the girls’ father, Joseph Hawach, for several days before launching the daring raid.

Police say Pemberton arrived in Lebanon after receiving an email asking him to find and seize the girls for a fee. Corrigan arrived on December 9.

I suppose this sort of incident will be more and more likely as mercenaries flock to troubled regions on behalf of troubled leaders on special missions for whomever is the highest bidder.

It all reminds me of the 1960s UN struggle in the Republic of the Congo when ill-equipped international volunteer forces were sent to impose international orders against a (Belgian) seasoned group of Korean War veterans turned mercenaries. And even after these mercenaries were forced out of the Congo they apparently moved on to other jobs around the world, eventually ending up as honorary guests (long arm of state intelligence services) in some countries. I think reviewing this sort of stuff is all now starting to be referred to International Security studies, although it was still referred to as International History or International Relations when I was a student.

On a side note, it’s curious that the Rainbox-Six theory that Tom Clancy popularized in 1998 did not include agents from Australia or New Zealand:

…we must face the fact that there remain many experienced and trained international terrorists still roaming the world, some with lingering contacts with national intelligence agencies – plus the fact that some nations, while not desirous of a direct confrontation with American or other Western nations, could still make use of the remaining terrorist “free agents” for more narrow political goals.

Perhaps Tom didn’t factor in the more narrow personal goals or did not consider them serious enough threats to people living in American or other Western nations.