New 670HP 3.3sec 0-60 Dodge EV Charger Scat Pack Hides an Exhaust Sound Machine

It’s a fascinating machine, a real thing of beauty. The Charger, especially the Scat Pack variant, is full of thoughtful and detailed engineering that makes it a whole new class of EV.

…power can be unleashed via a button on the steering wheel, providing a 15-second boost. […] Dodge offers its already famous Fratzonic Chambered Exhaust sound generator to match the roar of a Charger Hellcat.

A pipe organ in a muscle car. That’s the most dark mod thing I’ve read in years. Only thing better would be if it literally had giant bone-shaking fire-breathing pipes sticking out of the sides.

Dodge really deserves credit for hitting it out of the ballpark with its old skool take on EV innovations.

When I hear a Hellcat’s tuned engine, honestly, the first thing that comes to my mind is a Totoro “Catbus” (ネコバス or Nekobasu).

Meeeooow.

Also I recall over a decade ago discussing with Pete Melvin “cigarette boats” in Florida as they drifted along the inter-coastal waterway, giant petroleum guzzling engines idling with gurgles as they tried to passively generate attention for being excessive and obnoxious. He said “I should build a shell around a tiny electric trawling motor and add some huge sound pipes”. And that’s why Pete’s a genius.

CA Tesla in “Veered” Crash: Launches From Overpass, Bursts Into Flames Below

A design defect (Autopilot) is suspected after a Tesla abruptly veered off an overpass at high speed — hitting metal safety gates so hard they were wrapped around the car — and then became engulfed in flames on impact.

Source: Los Angeles Daily News

A Tesla crashed through the metal fencing on the Riverside Drive overpass and onto the center divider of the 134 Freeway below in the Griffith Park area late Sunday, March 3, 2024, bursting into flames and burning for an extended period of time. Two men were injured. … A section of the overpass fencing remains stuck to the front of the vehicle’s shell.

Photos from the scene make it fairly obvious that the southbound Tesla totally ignored an important curve to the right on Riverside Drive, and instead drove at full speed straight ahead across the northbound lane over a curb through a metal gate and off the overpass onto the lanes below.

Google Maps Street View:

Source: Los Angeles Daily News

Beverly Hills Tesla Cybertruck Destroyed in Minor Crash

Over and over again we see the absence of common sense, mixed with a lack of engineering talent, generating news of the Cybertruck failing at basic road safety (let alone survival).

In case this video isn’t clear, here’s a photo to show how the low quality cheap car suspension was trivially destroyed by an owner losing control and mounting a common obstacle, as I’ve warned about here before.

Source: Twitter

Related news:

1) Owners are angry at Elon Musk because his claims about a “buff” truck were deceptive. They discovered he meant they would have to spend many hours every day scrubbing their Cybertruck to stop the spread of ugly rust spots from any and all exposure to water.

A brand new Cybertruck in the Bay Area showing moisture decay gets put out with the other garbage

2) “Cybertruck can’t tug [because the wheels will fall off]…. It seems we may have been duped by Tesla and Elon Musk”

The stupid, it burns.

4,000 Escape Haiti Prison After Former Elite Police Officer Leads Violent Gang Attack

They call the gang leader “Barbeque” and he has announced plans to destroy the country to prevent the Prime Minister from staying in power.

Haiti has declared a three-day state of emergency and a night-time curfew after armed gangs stormed the country’s two biggest jails, allowing more than 3,000 dangerous criminals, including murderers and kidnappers, to escape back on to the streets of the poor and violence-racked Caribbean nation.

The finance minister, Patrick Boisvert – who is in charge while the embattled prime minister, Ariel Henry, is abroad trying to salvage support for a UN-backed security force to stabilise Haiti – said police would use “all legal means at their disposal” to recapture the prisoners and enforce the curfew.

The banks, schools, hospitals, Internet lines, and airport all have come under escalating attack by militant gangs opposed to the Prime Minister. Critical infrastructure is under siege.

Now even prisons have been destroyed, adding thousands of violent criminals to the chaos.

Notably the few people who remained in prison after it was broken included the group of mercenaries who stand accused of assassinating Haiti’s president in 2021.

That’s actually an important detail.

Recall that Barbeque was fired from the Police for corruption related to gang violence. It turned out he had been heavily sponsored by the Haitian president to murder political opposition until… assassination of that president. Violent (murderous) anti-gang work actually was Barbeque just being a paid gang-building leader (classic dirty cop stuff, complicating a decade of analysis of who has been fighting for what).

Barbecue presented the gang alliance as a way to restore peace across Port-au-Prince. Instead, the coalition has expanded its territorial control and provided politicians a way to stamp out opposition.

Not to over simplify here but it seems Barbeque is deploying excessive violence and stoking crime to protest anti-corruption of new government leadership.

Mussolini would be proud.

Wrecking his own country suits Barbeque’s fascist strategy as he intends unlimited violence to intimidate and force every citizen into paying his gang protection money. He doesn’t want a safe country, he wants an unsafe country and a government so corrupt it pays his gangs to use extra-judicial killings to prevent political stability.