SpaceX is for Wars Not Mars, Boring is for Tanks, Tesla Robots are Infantry

It’s become painfully obvious the Boring company never had any commercial viability or purpose, and is only for military use. Pushing heavy vehicles as an invasion force is what it will do… heavy vehicles filled with robot soldiers. The Las Vegas tunnel is little more than an examination of long-known Korean methods and plans for … Continue reading SpaceX is for Wars Not Mars, Boring is for Tanks, Tesla Robots are Infantry

Tesla Nazi Symbolism Expanded in New Mezcal Campaign

Recently I wrote about the Tesla “Cyberhammer” Nazi symbolism, after I wrote about the Tesla 8/8 launch date fiasco. Now Tesla has unveiled a completely unnecessary and overpriced product: a bottle of booze in a weird lightning shape. Notably, many people have pointed out to me how Mezcal lightning bottles form the infamous Nazi SS … Continue reading Tesla Nazi Symbolism Expanded in New Mezcal Campaign

CO Tesla Nearly Kills One: Crashes Into Parked Pickup

Someone should run the numbers on the physics involved in driving a Tesla at high speed to push a parked pickup 30 feet. …Tesla Model X struck a Chevrolet Silverado that was parked along Middle Creek Parkway, near Voyager Parkway on the far north side of Colorado Springs. Police found an unconscious occupant on the … Continue reading CO Tesla Nearly Kills One: Crashes Into Parked Pickup

Tesla is Being Sued Up to 13 Times EVERY Day

For a decade now I have called out very vocally the catastrophically poor engineering culture of Tesla, which has predictably been leading to an explosion of defects and technical debt. In a 2016 security confernce keynote (after just the second Tesla “driverless” fatality) I called them out as a looming Titanic problem. Unfortunately my warnings … Continue reading Tesla is Being Sued Up to 13 Times EVERY Day