Tesla has made itself about as exciting to car buyers as a gutted Studebaker on blocks. “What’s a Studebaker”, kids will ask. “Exactly”, their parents will say. German regulators have inspected the Tesla truck and found it fails the most basic safety tests by design. German authorities state that the vehicle’s structure is too rigid … Continue reading Tesla Truck Officially Flops: Late and Unsafe
Recently the Tesla CEO has tried to argue the market with the most buyers in the world is completely hostile to his brand. You’d think he was talking about China. He has been repeatedly throwing bigger and bigger discounts there to try and find someone interested in buying his old and sagging cars. Tesla cut … Continue reading Tesla’s Fire Sale Flounders in China: Buyers Ignore Texas Discount Brand
Tesla lawyers seem to have lost touch with reality, which ironically led them to concede self driving has been a fraud the whole time. Every year for ten years Tesla promised self driving capabilities were soon to be delivered, yet never delivered. Here’s a typical example: Tesla first started offering FSD in 2016, initially as … Continue reading Tesla Lawyers Accidentally Reveal FSD is Fraud
You may recall that Elon Musk was a CEO fired from PayPal for his gross incompetence. Somehow he kept all his equity anyway, which is where his wealth comes in so suddenly. I mean PayPal was successful because they eliminated him, but more importantly he was only successful because he no longer had any technical … Continue reading It’s Official. Tesla Has Reduced Driver Safety