It’s the eighth recall in under two years. Guinness record?

Tesla says they used the wrong glue in their luxury survivability design. It’s hard to tell which is worse, flat steel body panels or attempting to use only glue.

Like a toddler car project with maximum DOGE (“efficiency”) and minimum wisdom, the Cyberstuck glue failure means total failure.

There was no thought put in beyond “just stick it on, hurry up”. Imagine the thinker who came up with a price tag over $100K for a car made from flat sheets of steel glued on.

The problem boils down to Tesla apparently didn’t think about their “truck” being exposed to… weather. The Tesla genius glue fails from being outside. And that’s amazingly consistent with the Cybertruck regularly being ruined by any and all forms of water, from snow to rain.