The news emphasizes repeatedly that this Tesla didn’t live in the house, or even the neighborhood, where it crashed. Non-representative? Unauthorized? It seems more like a rogue robot released by Elon Musk, a DOGE “fail fast” loitering munition, suddenly lurching into attacks on innocent Americans.

One minute you’re sitting at home sipping your coffee and reading this blog, the next minute you’re ducking for cover in the front-lines of drone warfare by the DOGE leader.