This seems to be a regular, almost weekly, story now. A Tesla “somehow” lost control and fatally hit a house and/or trees around it… exploding like a Nazi rocket attack on America.

The crash happened at Kildeer Street and Janes Avenue, the Lisle-Woodridge Fire Department said Sunday night. Somehow, the driver of a Tesla lost control of the vehicle, went off the road, hit several trees and crashed into the side of a house.

The car then burst into flames, and firefighters subsequently removed two bodies from the smoking wreckage. Both people had been inside the car when it crashed and were pronounced dead at the scene.

Somehow… somehow… other car brands somehow don’t seem to have this very unique combination of design defects that kills so many Tesla Swasticar occupants.