Horace wrote in Satires 1.2.47–63:

But business with the second class is so much safer – I’m talking about freedwomen … What does it matter whether you sin with a matron or a toga-wearing maid?

Two millennia later, we see the same institutional logic at work: corporate employees treated as modern freedwomen, seduce them into contracts, relocate them, secure them, isolate them. Elon Musk’s team handles paperwork, pre-arranged housing, security teams on standby – a systematic operation – like Roman oppression networks of two millennia ago.

“…this is a list that appeals to those who think about Rome every day.” True to form, his recommendations include Julius Caesar’s own account of his Gallic campaigns, “The Gallic Wars.” This passion for history aligns with Musk’s vocal concerns about declining birth rates….

What? Passion for history aligns with concern about birth rates? What? WHAT?

“The Gallic Wars” is fundamentally a text about systematic conquest and subjugation – Caesar’s account of methodically bringing various populations under Roman control. This isn’t just a casual historical curiosity, but illustrates a dangerous mindset of human exploitation through operations designed around reproductive control.

With that in mind, consider what happened after the Babylon Bee was banned from Twitter. An exchange revealed how Elon Musk treats corporate entities as his gateway into reproductive transactions:

…at one point he said, ‘Are you ever in San Francisco or Austin?’ And I said, ‘I am in Austin and Texas a good amount for work.’” St. Clair continued, adding that she worked for the Babylon Bee, a conservative satirical website, at the time. After Musk restored the Babylon Bee to Twitter from an eight-month suspension for a joke about a transgender Biden administration official, Bee CEO Seth Dillon asked St. Clair to fly to San Francisco to interview the billionaire at his new company’s headquarters. “After the interview, I got a text from him saying, ‘Feel like going to Providence [Rhode Island] tonight?’” St. Clair continued. The alleged romance blossomed from there, she claimed, until she became pregnant.

The pattern here mirrors ancient systems of concubinage – where powerful men used institutional structures to facilitate and legitimize reproductive control. This isn’t a random romance, it’s an orchestrated operation using modern corporate infrastructure. We need to know whether Musk said he’d restore the account if, and only if, a woman he had already identified as staff was converted into his concubine.

She claimed she was restricted from telling more than a close-knit circle of people that she was even carrying a child. “I was told to keep it secret. I was being asked to keep it a secret forever,” claimed St. Clair, declining to provide a reason for the confidentiality or any material proof that Musk is the biological father. Musk allegedly provided her with a lavish apartment in the Financial District — where rent for a two-bedroom can soar to nearly $40,000, according to StreetEasy — and a hefty security detail, but no romance, St. Clair claimed. The young mother was allegedly forced to spend her pregnancy alone.

Of course she was told to be alone. That’s what the security detail and lavish relocation mean. The relationship is a job to produce offspring to report for duty later. The contradiction between public visibility and mandated secrecy reveals the true nature of these arrangements – not personal relationships but institutional mechanisms for reproductive control, complete with standardized operational requirements of permanent secrecy.

The irony reaches new heights when a self-proclaimed champion of ‘free speech’ implements institutional mechanisms of forced silence. The contradiction reveals how corporate power structures enable reproductive control while maintaining public deniability. He always meant free speech for me, not for thee.

To recap, a Babylon Bee employee was magically whisked to San Francisco in May 2023, because there could only be a meeting in person there or Austin – then suddenly whisked to Providence, revealing how geographic control serves as another tool of institutional power – impregnated, and then gloatingly paraded around in public yet also angrily completely hidden. Unlike personal relationships, institutional systems of control have recognizable patterns:

• December 2023: Poses for “Real Women of America Calendar”
• February 2025: Can’t “take baby for walks” due to secrecy

What kind of security detail can’t handle setting up a baby walk? I mean, come on. Private jets to anywhere with private security detail and yet… can’t take a baby for a walk. Give me a break. The whole thing doesn’t add up at all. This isn’t about security – it’s about control. A security detail that can manage private jets but prevents baby walks reveals its true purpose: isolation and movement restriction, hallmarks of systematic control rather than protection of even a baby’s basic needs.

The casual mention of Musk’s money manager Jared Birchall handling paperwork, the standardized control of movement detail, the luxury apartment arrangement – all suggest an industrial-scale operation that’s been replicated.

A lot.

Just as Roman systems had markers, this operation displays classic symptoms of modern systematic control for human trafficking:

• Coercion
• Financial control
• Movement restriction
• Multiple similar cases

The sprawling infrastructure of arrangements visible through documented involvement of money managers, publicists, security teams, and luxury real estate suggests a systematic approach to creating concubines rather than isolated incidents.

When examined together, the standardized procedures (from initial corporate facilitation through Babylon Bee, to Birchall’s paperwork handling, to pre-arranged housing and security protocols) point to concerning patterns. The contradictions between public appearances and mandated secrecy, alongside formal “private agreements” and professional PR management, reveal an established system of control operating through legitimate business channels, one that appears designed with replication rather than some kind of personal romance and exception.

The parallels to Roman systems of population control become even more disturbing when viewed alongside Musk’s public statements about space colonization casualties and racial reproduction – suggesting an institutional approach to human reproduction intended to treat children as disposable fodder for empire building.