Elon Musk is officially non-binary, according to the White House statement that the South African is both the head of DOGE and also not the head of the thing he is the head of because… invisible empire leaders are supposed to be invisible. Talk about not getting ahead.

You’re very obviously meant to be confused by such intentional gaslighting, because next comes Trump lying that he’s far too busy to have any time to play golf… before jetting around on nearly $11 million in taxpayer money to to play golf at his own high-fee properties every single week.

There has been a golf trip each of the four weekends since Trump came back to the presidency on Jan. 20, and he has now played golf at his own properties on nine of his first 30 days in office.

“It’s clear that when the Trump administration considers the definition of corruption and wasteful spending, it doesn’t count spending that ends up in the president’s pockets,” said Jordan Libowitz of the watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington. “By visiting his for-profit businesses roughly a third of his days in office, Trump is directing government spending to follow him there, and profiting off the trip.”

The 2016-2020 period allegedly wasted over $150 million in taxpayer funds on 300 days of Trump putting money into his pockets. Put, put, put… corrupt.