Instead of translating your communication using something like babelfish, why not use sneak by snarkles and amuse your friends.

Here’s Matsuo Basho most famous poem in one-way DES:

CRAY67ihTYSbg

or perhaps you would prefer MD5:

bb5180417075141a9b354e24c066e3bf

and then there’s HEX:

41 6e 20 6f 6c 64 20 70 6f 6e 64 21 0d 0a 41 20 66 72 6f 67 20 6a 75 6d 70 73 20 69 6e 2d 0d 0a 54 68 65 20 73 6f 75 6e 64 20 6f 66 20 77 61 74 65 72 2e

Just worry about who snarkles really is and what s/he does with all the input…