Tesla Factory in Germany Bemoans Massive IKEA Mug Loss as Workers Are Laid Off

A rather biting article has been published by the German press.

Sales have plummeted dramatically, jobs are being cut and employees are being laid off in droves: …worrying about the future of their remaining 12,500 employees, the plant management and works council seem to have the leisure time to occupy themselves with complaining about stolen mugs…

Tesla can’t sell its cars outside Berlin as cars anymore, because other cars are so much better, so apparently a shift is being made to license parking lots full of them instead to Russia as a remote centrally controlled robot army of chemical explosives.

No wonder Tesla is mad about losing their mugs. How will they sip tea as NATO burns?

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