Remember the sales pitch?

Lies.

And remember how some people talked about the Tesla CEO while they were waiting for their Cybertruck?

In reality Tesla software engineering seems to be even worse than their hardware, prone to sudden catastrophic failures.

Here’s a case where Tesla says the brakes may not work in some (unspecified) terrain, by design, so insurance should pay for a Cybertruck crash.

In related news, Cybertruck owners still say a simple wash with water completely kills it… dumb and dumber.