The more you know about Tesla, the less you want them to be on the road. A five day old truck experienced no brakes and crashed.

The driver wrote: ‘Guys I had my Truck for less than 350 miles. Something happened I can’t explain… I was driving like usual and when coming into a turn releasing the accelerator but the speed wasn’t reducing… so I pressed the brake… but it didn’t engage…. until it was too late and I hit a signal light pole, also airbags didn’t deploy.’

According to the driver’s replies to questions, they had only been driving the truck for five days, and the issue happened suddenly and abruptly.

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Nonetheless, the owner’s enthusiasm for their Cybertruck did not seem diminished.

‘Everything was spectacular I enjoy the vehicle and I’m glad…’

Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

Related, a new Cybertruck breaks down (no pun intended) in the first mile after it’s driven off the lot.

In a recently shared video, Remo can be seen picking up his $100,000 electric pickup from the dealership. But mere minutes into his first strip, the entire screen starts flashing red, with a notice appearing on the vehicle’s screen instructing him to “PULL OVER SAFELY.” A loud warning sound only adds to the chaotic scene.

The terrifying incident highlights the automaker’s reputation for poor quality control. Fans have long been appalled at the condition of their newly-delivered Teslas — and the Cybertruck, the first vehicle of its kind, is no different.

Notably the command to “SAFELY PULL OVER” needs to be said on a truck that is anything but safe, and can’t pull. Reputation for poor quality control is an understatement.

Also related, yet another dead duck.

The owner of… Cybertruck reported that her brand new Tesla electric vehicle was ‘completely dead’ after just 4 days. ‘The car was unresponsive even though it was almost fully charged,’ the distraught Cybertruck owner from Southern California told… [us] documenting the drama.

At this rate, Tesla may go bankrupt by 2025.