Promised a 500 mile range.

Advertised a 300 mile range.

Delivered a 200 mile range.

In related news:

Tesla Model Y, S, X Range Figures Slashed in New EPA Guidelines: Edmunds’ testing shows that Teslas have never achieved their EPA estimates

This calls for a haiku:

Promised five would hold,
Advertised three, now retold,
Two, the truth is cold.

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