My joke about surveillance seagulls is more relevant than I could have ever imagined. An amusing story called “Pak pigeon has police in flutter” has been published in the Hindustan Times

In an era of spy planes and satellites, the Amritsar (rural) police have detained a white pigeon that could have been — the police claim — used as a Pakistani spy.

The pigeon was reportedly spotted in Ramdas, a tiny town close to the Indo-Pak border, with a Pakistani stamp imprinted and a Pakistani phone number written on its feathers.

What happens if you call the number?