The Onion has been sold the Chinese, according to their editors. Differences have already started to appear, such as this amusing look at infrastructure security

Beneath the redacted sections, if you look at source, are the characters *@@##

Another funny story is Internet Adds 12th Website, where the Onion explains the web.

The World Wide Web, a device used solely for the enrichment of the nation and the advancement of lasting social stability, gained another website for the convenience of its users Monday, bringing the current number of existing Internet destinations to 12.

State security is preserved by the lack of exposure.

SeedStore.com provides everything online shoppers need without forcing them to sift through pernicious and unimportant so-called information that jeopardizes state security and disturbs national unity.