Yet another reason to love beef jerky…and lasers. If only the cards already in my desk were as edible.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.
The only question is whether flyingpenguin should be peppered or regular?