The Deutsche Welle could give The Onion a run for its money with articles like “Bavarian Supermarket Goes Bananas Over Unexpected Snow”

A supermarket employee in Illertissen, southern Germany, was busy unloading deliveries when she came across 28 kilos of Columbian cocaine concealed in two crates of bananas.

Faced with a box of suspicious-looking substance, the 26-year-old shelf stacker in Illertissen made sure she didn’t blow it.

Ha, ha. I get it. Who knew German news could be so funny.