The Deutsche Welle makes light (pun not intended) of an EU decision to sell unwanted security “Nude Scanners”:

[The German interior minister] Schaeuble’s comments eventually led to the start of laboratory tests in Germany in which scientists began working on potential upgrades to the full-body airport screening devices in the hope they would find a way to produce images that do not show passengers naked.

The EU shelved its plans to introduce the scanners around the bloc in November after several were tested in airports around Europe as part of a trial.

EU parliamentarians will now discuss how the scanners in their possession will be sold — and to whom.

Ideas? Perhaps they can be used at a Berlin nightclub.