I really wanted to participate in the Denver Gorilla Run this year:

The Denver Gorilla Run is a charity fun run with a difference. Everyone who takes part wears a full gorilla costume – from fluffy head to furry toe – and helps raise funds for the Mountain Gorilla Conservation Fund, the international charity working to save the world’s last remaining mountain gorillas and keeping Dian Fossey’s dream alive for the past 23 years.

Although this is for a good cause, I wonder if the police see an increase in gorilla-disguised criminals around this time of year.