Per Dan Kaminsky’s suggestion in a twitter thread about GM, as well as the famous George Carlin “Seven Dirty Words” skit, I humbly present for your consideration (and collaboration):
The <69 words you’re no longer allowed to use in Infosec
risk, SDLC, ROI, metrics, data, heartbleed, poodle, goto, 0day, faulty, cracked, cruftsmanship, deathcode, rooted, rootkit, pwn, bot, backdoor, fireworksmode, DIAF, borked, FUBAR, imminent, kludge, overflow, overrun, deadwhale, telnet, vapor, jelly, dirty, reality, segfault, spaghetti, stale, worm, zombie, trojan…
But if we prefix each one with “cyber-” we can use them for the next decade in Washington?