This was forwarded to me. I am unaware of the original source of this image, but I could not resist posting it here.

Reminds me of the joke about a life-long city resident who visits an Alaskan gun store and asks if his pistol is enough to defend himself against bears. A weathered old trapper looks at him and tells him to file off the bead at the tip of the barrel. “Why remove the bead?” the visitor asks. “Well, for one it will hurt less when the bear shoves it up your @$#.”

Or then there’s the joke about the hikers who happen upon a bear who roars at them and starts to charge:
“What now?” asks one hiker.
“Run!” says the other.
“Can you really outrun the bear?”
“No, but I can outrun you…”