Every once in a while I check the haiku forum on Craigslist. There are some really creative, albeit anonymous, entries. Tonight has a fine and pretty funny entry:

i gave up letter *
i really rarely used it
don’t care? then *uck you

Not terribly accurate to form, but nonetheless good enough to give me pause and inspiration to write something original…here it is:

Traffic driving by
A motorcycle gets squeezed
Brake lights pulse and glow

Go ahead and ask me what that has to do with security.