Elon Musk is officially non-binary, according to the White House statement that the South African is both the head of DOGE and also not the head of the thing he is the head of because… invisible empire leaders are supposed to be invisible. Talk about not getting ahead.

You’re very obviously meant to be confused by such intentional gaslighting, because next comes Trump lying that he’s far too busy to have any time to play golf… before jetting around on nearly $11 million in taxpayer money to to play golf at his own high-fee properties every single week.

There has been a golf trip each of the four weekends since Trump came back to the presidency on Jan. 20, and he has now played golf at his own properties on nine of his first 30 days in office.

“It’s clear that when the Trump administration considers the definition of corruption and wasteful spending, it doesn’t count spending that ends up in the president’s pockets,” said Jordan Libowitz of the watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington. “By visiting his for-profit businesses roughly a third of his days in office, Trump is directing government spending to follow him there, and profiting off the trip.”

The 2016-2020 period allegedly wasted over $150 million in taxpayer funds on 300 days of Trump putting money into his pockets. Put, put, put… corrupt.

The Bloomingtonian in Indiana wonders out loud about why the alleged threats are secret, and whether Texas police initiating an arrest in Indiana for Tweets that nobody can see may be politically motivated.

Authorities did not release details about the alleged threats, and it remains unclear what statements led to Cherry’s arrest. The case comes amid ongoing debates over free speech on X, a platform owned by Musk, who has positioned himself as a strong advocate for open discourse.

This brings up questions that are not answered in the ISP press release. Were Cherry’s statements merely inflammatory speech without a direct or imminent threat? In that case, some might argue that his prosecution is politically motivated—especially given Musk’s vocal stance on free speech. Whether Cherry will be considered a political prisoner depends on whether the legal process is seen as fair or an example of selective enforcement against speech that challenges powerful figures.

This reads to me like it could be another case of Tesla rapid unintended acceleration bugs behind the “veered” crash symptoms. Maybe the driver was asleep when the software decided to terminate him at high speed?

The man was driving alone in a Tesla eastbound on 128th Street East in excess of 100 mph shortly before 11 p.m. when he passed a deputy traveling the other direction, Pierce County Sheriff’s Office spokesperson Carly Cappetto told The News Tribune. The deputy pulled a U-turn and activated their emergency lights in the area of the street’s intersection with Woodland Avenue East but terminated the pursuit as the Tesla sped out of sight. “It was too high speeds,” Cappetto said. The Tesla crashed off the road within a half-mile away from where the deputy spotted it. The vehicle hit a fence and struck three large trees and was on fire, according to Cappetto. The deputy broke the driver-side window in an effort to rescue the victim, who was described as “very large,” but could not pull him out before flames engulfed the vehicle, Cappetto said.

Imagine going to bed at night in America knowing… at any minute a Tesla algorithm “error” could send one of their loitering road robots at over 100mph crashing into your house to explode in a fire so rapid and intense it requires more water itself than a huge building to extinguish.

The extremist right-wing Nazi party (AfD) backed by Elon Musk in Germany staged a huge protest, printing provocative posters with the word “Deutschand”, for their bold new “GEGEN L” campaign. That’s right, Deutsch…and.

Aexander (formerly Alexander) Bertram, of the Berlin House of Representatives for the AfD, posted photos to Twitter of his propaganda stand in Friedrichshagen on Sunday in the Treptow-Köpenick district, where he tried to find someone to influence with his targeted typography.

“Vote for me and this horrib’e city we hate where nobody shou’d ‘ive becomes known as B-E-R-‘-I-N” the angry Aexander said, slowly misspelling the city name into a deserted snowy street corner, while pigeons poked at the empty AfD stand for pretzel crumbs.

Aexander seemed to become increasingly agitated, shaking his fists at the sky. He yelled out to nobody in particular “whoever dares uses the AfD forbidden ‘etter is in big troub’e, as he must go straight to HE!”