Why So Serious: Trump Jokes About Bombing Children in His Forever War

Let me be frank. Many, many, many years ago I sat in a windowless room in a desert and discussed disinformation tactics with military staff.

The details are as real as someone training on how to open the bomb bay doors.

Source: Me on Twitter, 2016

And what I keep seeing the press do today is amplify the disinformation.

“Epic fury” is definitely not what people should be hearing when they watch hundreds of innocent children being pulled dead from double-tap destruction of schools and hospitals.

According to Rohollah, his daughter survived the first strike and was moved to the prayer hall. The second strike hit before he could reach her. “My little girl was completely burned,” he said.

“There was nothing left of her. We could only identify her from her school bag, which she was still holding. She was completely burned.”

Double-tap is a war crime.

Beck isn’t confused.

Bayless isn’t confused.

The IDF social media team isn’t confused.

They all understand that a meme layer provides them cover, and they reproduce it because it works. Nobody was “just making content” the same way nobody was “just following orders.”

A toddler says “just joking” because they’ve learned that humor occupies a protected category, that you can’t punish a joke without looking like the problem. The Trump operation scaled that instinct to state power.

The meme doesn’t make the crime okay, it makes the crime undiscussable. You either engage with the meme on its own terms, in which case you’re participating, or you insist on seriousness, in which case you’re the killjoy who doesn’t get it.

Just look at Winkie’s new piece, which stays stuck at “isn’t this surreal.” He’s caught in the trap.

We’re all living in the nightmare of an evil-yet-also-camp presidency.

The campiness registers as an aesthetic observation when it’s actually a governance technique. The Call of Duty overlay on a cruise missile strike isn’t commentary on the strike, it’s the information operation that accompanies the strike. Two weapons, one target.

Disinformation is warfare and Americans are awash in it right now without defenses.

…referred to Hegseth as “GI Joke” or suggested that the war with Iran be known as “Operation Epstein Distraction”.

The Joker is the perfect figure to explain this because the whole point of the character is that the performance of chaos is the strategy. He’s not actually crazy, just using the appearance of crazy to make his actions unaccountable. “Why so serious” is a dominance move, not a question.

Think about what’s being done to you, right now, with your attention, while more and more children are dying in a forever war.

America Keeps Bombing Hospitals and Schools as Hegseth Says “we don’t fight fair, we punch down”

The World Health Organization has verified 13 attacks on healthcare facilities in Iran since February 28. Four healthcare workers dead. Twenty-five injured. Four ambulances hit. The Iranian Red Crescent reports 13 medical facilities and nine Red Crescent centres damaged or destroyed. The Valiasr Burn Hospital — a facility that treats people with the injuries this war is producing — has been rendered inoperable.

U.S. Central Command’s official statement:

We have never — and will never — target civilians.

Both statements are true simultaneously.

And that’s the point, for Hegseth.

The Mechanism

The hospitals aren’t hit by accident. They’re hit by architecture. Gandhi Hospital in Tehran was damaged when Israeli strikes hit the state television buildings and communications antenna next door. The actual target was infrastructure. Gaza observers will note the pattern of Israel saying children aren’t being targeted, and there certainly isn’t an extermination plan, while also rapid increases in dead are from drones that chase children until they are hit in the head.

Former Dutch army commander Mart de Kruif said the sheer number of children shot in the head or chest made the claim of “accidents” implausible. “This is not collateral damage. It is intentional,” he said.

The Tehran hospital was in the blast radius. Khatam al-Anbiya, Motahari, and Valiasr are all in the same neighborhood as the Iranian police headquarters, which was the stated target.

So CENTCOM can say it doesn’t target hospitals. It targets the buildings next to hospitals, with weapons whose blast radius includes hospitals, in a campaign whose rules of engagement are in Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s own words:

…designed to unleash American power, not shackle it.

The shackles he’s describing are the Geneva Conventions.

  • Distinction
  • Proportionality
  • Precaution

That’s the legal architecture the United States built, championed, and taught the world to depend on it for stability and predictability. Hegseth now calls stability a “tepid legality” while he commits random and obvious war crimes. He frames the laws of armed conflict as purely political.

A girls’ school in Minab is bombed by America, scared children killed while waiting together to be picked up and taken home to be safe. 175 dead. The U.S. keeps bombing, and says its 24/7 pinpoint precision experts are “investigating.” Israel, the most advanced surveillance apparatus in the world, says it’s not aware of any strikes in that area.

The school is still rubble.

Your Doctor, Your Bodyguard, Your Chef

The United States drafted the Geneva Conventions and created the United Nations Charter. It wrote the War Powers Act. It built NATO on the premise that collective security replaces unilateral aggression. It designed the rules-based international order and marketed it as civilization’s greatest achievement because it is the thing that separated the postwar world of diplomacy from the ruthless war mongering empires that came before.

Every one of these instruments is now being violated by America, operated by the people entrusted to maintain them. Imagine the mob-busting NYC Mayor LaGuardia leaving office and the mob taking control of Gotham’s police to enact revenge.

The Senate voted down its own War Powers authority. The House failed 212-219. The UN Security Council convenes in emergency session and the country with the veto is the country doing the bombing. The ICRC visits the damage sites and issues statements. The WHO verifies and counts. None of it changes the operational tempo, because every accountability mechanism was designed on the assumption that the architect of the system would not be the aggressor. The antibodies recognize the attacker as self.

This is the doctor who kills his own patients. The parent who starves her own child. The bodyguard who punches his own client. The protective relationship is the attack vector.

The patient doesn’t suspect the doctor — not because the patient is naive, but because suspicion would make the relationship impossible. You cannot receive medical care while simultaneously defending yourself against the physician. The dependency is the vulnerability. The care relationship requires surrender, and the surrender is what makes the killing possible.

That’s what distinguishes this from ordinary imperial aggression. When a foreign power attacks you, you know you’re under attack. You can resist, flee, organize, appeal to allies. The relationship is legible. Enemy is enemy. But when the protector attacks, the victim’s first instinct is to seek more protection — from the same source.

Gulf states are getting hit by Iranian retaliation from a war launched from their territory. Their response is to request more American interceptors. Countries whose security depends on U.S. alliance commitments are watching the U.S. shred international law. Their response is to reaffirm the alliance. Congress gets bypassed on war powers. The institutional response is to hold a vote they know will fail, then proceed to other business.

The patient being harmed by the doctor asks the doctor for more medicine.

Wouter Basson, known as “Doctor Death”, led the Apartheid government clandestine chemical and biological warfare program designed to kill people who had anti-apartheid thoughts. It was known as Project Coast.

The Monroe Inversion

The Monroe Doctrine, as articulated in 1823, was defense of less powerful states against more powerful ones. The newly independent republics of the Western Hemisphere asserting that the era of European colonial reconquest was over. Monroe’s message to Congress was a warning to aggressive war mongering imperial powers: stay out. The United States was positioning itself alongside those states against colonial aggressors, to end the bully threats.

Now look at the current map.

  • Venezuela — a huge military raid wiping out infrastructure for millions, costing billions, just to arrest one man, a sitting head of state.
  • Iran — a massive air campaign to repeatedly assassinate leadership into a complete vacuum and destroy infrastructure, with a Trump puppet appointment as the stated objective.
  • And Trump told an Inter Miami crowd at the White House on Thursday that Cuba is next, “just a question of time.” So, Cuba — an economic blockade explicitly designed to starve a population into regime change, what the New York Times called “the United States’ first effective blockade since the Cuban Missile Crisis.”

A distant American military dictatorship using overwhelming force to take over and set the internal governance of sovereign states.

That is structurally identical to what Monroe had aimed to prevent. The Spanish crown was sending armadas to recapture its colonies, France was installing Maximilian in Mexico, the Holy Alliance was asserting the right to reimpose order on states that had chosen self-governance.

The United States now has been taken over by the very thing that it had defined itself against. And it’s using the institutions it built for defense, as the instruments of attack. To be fair, it’s been said in America forever that a standing military, as opposed to a volunteer one, would have this exact danger.

Munchausen

Munchausen by proxy: the caretaker creates the illness, manages the treatment, receives praise for the caregiving, and the patient never gets better because getting better was never the point. A simpler explanation is the mob on Long Island tells the restaurant owner to pay a protection fee or there will be big problems tomorrow. The point is the Trump relationship of harmful dependency — because dependency is where the abuse of control lives.

The United States built an international order that required countries to disarm their independent foreign policies, reduce their defense spending, structure their economies around American-guaranteed trade routes, and embed themselves in American-designed institutions.

It was a premise of protection, like the concept of a police department for a city, which created the vulnerability now being exploited by overtly corrupt and cruel cops.

When someone from outside — China, the UN special rapporteur, the ICRC — points at the bruises, the institutional response is the pathological family system: close ranks, deny, reframe. “We have never — and will never — target civilians.” “The protection of civilians is of utmost importance.” The language of care delivered in the act of harm. The doctor’s bedside manner while adjusting the dosage upward.

Hegseth said this week:

This was never meant to be a fair fight, and it is not a fair fight. We are punching them when they’re down, which is exactly how it should be.

The Valiasr Burn Hospital is inoperable.

The school in Minab is rubble.

Hundreds of children dead.

The WHO is counting. The world is watching patients killed by their own doctor after asking for more medicine.

Trump Is Engineering Ethnic Cleansing to Install a Dictator in Iran

CNN reported this week that the CIA is arming Iranian Kurdish forces to destabilize Iran further. The White House called it “completely false” while confirming that Trump had spoken to Kurdish leaders — an intentional contradiction.

A former military intelligence specialist told AFP the goal is for Kurdish forces to trigger a “cascading effect” of ethnic violence that overwhelms the Iranian state and multiplies civilian suffering. At the same time, Trump is backing Reza Pahlavi, son of the Shah toppled in 1979, as the presumptive ruler — dependent on American aid to suppress the very ethnic divisions Washington is stoking. Pahlavi commands no army and holds no domestic base or democratic mandate. He is a vessel, useful for signing whatever contracts keep him nominally in power.

It’s already starting. When five Iranian Kurdish groups announced a coalition for self-determination, Pahlavi attacked the idea outright, calling territorial integrity “the ultimate red line.”

So Trump arms the very people his chosen ruler calls an existential threat. The contradiction isn’t a blunder — it is the method. Colonial administrators perfected it: arm your subjects against one another, set them to degrading work, and carry off everything beneath their feet while they fight.

My own graduate research on disinformation and the origins of special operations, at the London School of Economics, documented this pattern in the British occupation of Ethiopia.

The Emperor of Abyssinia (modern day Ethiopia) with Brigadier Daniel Arthur Sandford on his left and Colonel Wingate on his right, in Dambacha Fort after it had been captured, 15 April 1941

An intervention sold as “establishing stability” produced revolution and territorial war, then decades of anti-Western blowback the Horn of Africa has never escaped. Iran is being set up to follow.

The Method Has a Name

Mahmood Mamdani at Columbia published Define and Rule in 2012, documenting a system British administrators built after the Indian Rebellion of 1857. They sorted populations into ethnic categories, wrote those categories into law, and then governed through the divisions they had manufactured.

In Sudan, after crushing the Mahdiyya — a revolutionary movement that had united populations across tribal lines — the British carved Darfur into tribal homelands called “dars.” Land and governance rights became exclusive to whoever was classified as native to a given dar. A society of fluid, overlapping identities hardened into a set of legally enforced ethnic containers.

The Mahdiyya was a translocal anti-colonial resistance which “shook the foundations of the Empire to the core.” After it was brutally defeated, Darfurian society was effectively tribalized.

Darfur today is a byword for permanent war, fueled by foreign extraction.

The trick was never simply to divide and rule. Define and rule does the work on its own. You don’t need pre-existing hatreds — you build the administrative categories that make ethnicity the only identity with political weight. After that, ethnic conflict stops being a risk and becomes the architecture, and the architecture is the instrument of control.

Trump’s Iran strategy runs on the same Darfur logic. Arm the Kurds as Kurds, activate Baluchi militants as Baluchis, court Pahlavi as the Persian restorationist. Each faction is handed a role that contradicts the others, so national cooperation becomes impossible and self-destruction becomes the path of least resistance.

Follow the Oil

Philippe Le Billon at UBC has spent two decades mapping how resource geography shapes armed conflict. Point-source resources like oil, concentrated in fixed locations, produce a particular kind of war: control of the production site becomes the whole objective, and the people living on top of it become either recruits or obstacles to be cleared.

Iran’s resource geography is a textbook case.

Khuzestan province generates roughly 90 percent of Iran’s oil revenue, and its population is predominantly Arab. The International Crisis Group documented in 2023 that Khuzestan’s Arab minority reads the central government’s chronic underinvestment as systematic discrimination, not mere mismanagement. The New Lines Institute confirmed in February 2026 that local Arabs are shut out of work in the oil and petrochemical industries, with those jobs reserved for ethnic Persians who are paid to resettle on confiscated Arab farmland. As a Khuzestani activist told the ICG:

We live on one of the wealthiest lands on earth.

The same pattern repeats around the map: Baluchis hold the southeast astride the corridor to the Indian Ocean; Kurds the northwest, on the pipeline routes and crossings into Iraq; Azeris the north, against the Azerbaijan frontier.

Fragment Iran along those lines and the result is a cage match — a dozen competing statelets, each parked on resources none of them has the sovereign standing to bargain over collectively.

Chaos is the Extraction Discount Trick

Michael Ross at UCLA worked through data from 170 countries in The Oil Curse and found petroleum-rich states are 50 percent more likely to be run by autocrats and twice as likely to fall into civil war. Oil concentrates power and eliminates the need to tax anyone, which strips away the last incentive for accountability. The petro-state becomes a rentier state, authoritarian by structural necessity.

What is being done to Iran is worse than the oil curse running its natural course. This is the curse engineered from the outside. Pick the autocrat first — Pahlavi — then manufacture the ethnic fragmentation that makes his consolidation look like the only thing standing between Iran and collapse. The trap is the goal.

Paul Collier at Oxford coined the term “conflict trap”: civil war, low income, and dependence on primary commodity exports lock into a self-reinforcing cycle. Once a resource-rich country breaks, it tends to stay broken. The resources keep flowing out at a discount, because armed factions need weapons more than they need fair market value.

That is the business model, and it fits the Trump brand of smash-and-grab exactly.

Congo holds more cobalt than anywhere on earth and has been at war continuously since the 1990s. Jason Stearns, who led the UN investigation into the violence, documented in Dancing in the Glory of Monsters how its politics kept producing leaders without vision, all of them sustained by mineral extraction that financed every side at once. 5.4 million dead. The minerals kept flowing.

Sudan fractured, and the oil fields became the contested border. Libya came apart, and the concessions were carved up among militias. Venezuela got the same treatment from the same administration: destabilize, sanction, prop up an exile figurehead, and build the entire intervention around energy concessions.

Yugoslavia Isn’t Forgotten

Susan Woodward — senior advisor to the top UN official in the former Yugoslavia, special representative of the Secretary-General — wrote in Balkan Tragedy:

To explain the Yugoslav crisis as a result of ethnic hatred is to turn the story upside down and begin at its end.

The real cause was the disintegration of governmental authority. Outside powers recognized breakaway republics, armed chosen factions, and imposed economic conditions that accelerated the collapse — then labeled the resulting violence “ancient ethnic hatreds.”

The hatreds were the output, not the input, produced by political and economic collapse rather than the cause of it. And Western intervention, Woodward showed, made it worse.

Iran maps onto this with uncomfortable precision: a multi-ethnic state with geographically concentrated populations, ground down by sanctions, with outside powers arming particular ethnic factions while professing support for its territorial integrity, fronted by a diaspora figurehead who has foreign backing and nothing at home.

Pahlavi is Tudjman. The Kurdish coalition is the Croatian Defense Council. The “cascading effect” the administration’s own analysts describe is exactly what Woodward spent 556 pages documenting: how a multi-ethnic state dissolves into ethnic war once outside powers start picking favorites.

In Yugoslavia, that cascading effect produced Srebrenica.

Name It

Francesco Caselli and Wilbur John Coleman formalized the economics in their NBER paper “On the Theory of Ethnic Conflict“: the probability of ethnic conflict rises with the share of a country’s wealth that is expropriable. Oil is inherently expropriable. Ethnic boundaries become the enforcement mechanism — they lower the cost of working out who belongs in the winning coalition and who does not.

Ethnicity makes resource expropriation cheaper. That is why resource wars track ethnic lines so reliably.

Berman, Couttenier, and Girard confirmed in The Economic Journal (2023) that mineral extraction sharpens ethnic identity at the expense of national identity. Mining does not build a nation. It manufactures grievance, by making ethnicity the line that decides who benefits and who is left out.

The administration is installing an unelected exile to keep extraction running on favorable terms. To shield him from any real contest for power, it is engineering ethnic conflict across a country of 90 million people sitting on the world’s fourth-largest oil reserves — priming the minorities concentrated on top of those reserves to kill one another.

There are exact words for what this is. Deliberately triggering ethnic violence to deny a people political representation has a legal name. So does engineering a state’s collapse in order to extract its resources at gunpoint prices. The scholarship is not short on vocabulary.

And a broken Iran becomes its own justification — proof, after the fact, that the region was never capable of governing itself. The collapse is engineered precisely so it can later be cited as evidence, the same closed loop that let apartheid manufacture the dysfunction it then pointed to as the reason for control.

Will anyone say the word out loud — genocide — before the next “cascading effect” runs to the conclusion we already know?

GOP Kicks Out Navy SEAL to Replace Him With Billionaire Minion

Texas has a cautionary tale about what happens when you investigate a billionaire’s bank.

Rep. Dan Crenshaw signed a letter to AG Paxton about Colony Ridge loans, and the billionaire behind those loans spent the next cycle making sure Crenshaw wouldn’t be around to ask any more questions. The replacement congressman isn’t going to be investigating Woodforest National Bank’s lending practices anytime soon.

What you’re looking at is a party where loyalty flows exclusively upward and toward money, where actual accomplishments like legislation passed, service rendered, and elections won count for nothing against performative allegiance. A banker with $675,000 and a grudge has more power to determine representation than the American voters who already elected their representative.

Crenshaw outfundraised the nobody candidate named Steve Toth by $1.3 million and still lost 55-40, because the Marling money concentrated entirely on a super PAC running nonstop attack ads. Crenshaw’s fundraising couldn’t match huge negative air cover.

Crenshaw campaign sign defaced with “America First”

Crenshaw had been the GOP’s dream candidate in 2018, a Navy SEAL wounded in Afghanistan, telegenic, articulate, young, conservative by any historical measure. A Pete Davidson SNL moment turned him into a national figure overnight.

As a Navy SEAL, Crenshaw was awarded two Bronze Star Medals, one with “V” device, the Purple Heart, and the Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal with valor. He medically retired from military service in 2016 with the rank of lieutenant commander.

He was supposed to be the future of the party.

Then he committed the unforgivable sin of being opposed to billionaire crimes. He acknowledged reality and rejected January 6 attacks, and he certified an election that was, by every legal and evidentiary standard, legitimate. And he supported the Afghan interpreters and soldiers who fought alongside him and his fellow SEALs, the people whose abandonment would be an actual betrayal of military honor.

For this he was reframed as weak, and accused by Toth of wanting to flood neighborhoods with Muslim immigrants.

Toth is a nobody who has accomplished literally nothing. He filed 79 bills in the Texas legislature last session. Only two made it out of committee. None passed. The man can’t shoot straight. But to a billionaire who hates Crenshaw, competence is the problem that needs to be replaced with incompetence.

When Defend Texas Liberty PAC leader Jonathan Stickland hosted the self-described Nazi Nick Fuentes — an open white supremacist who has praised Hitler and questioned the Holocaust — Toth outright refused to distance himself from the Nazi-promoting PAC.

Toth’s instinct was to attack a messenger warning about Nazism, rather than condemn the Nazi. Source: Twitter

He even said the usual quiet part out loud:

Every time Republicans panders and apologize to progressive Democrats on issues of race they show the world how little backbone they actually have.

Toth frames distancing from Nazism as pandering to progressive Democrats.

He is not even from Texas, he grew up in New York to be a pool cleaner and megachurch pastor. Then he became a politician in Texas and FOX commentator who couldn’t pass his own bills, was censured for attacking his fellow Republicans as too liberal, wouldn’t distance himself from a Nazi, tried to throw out legal votes, and whose primary skill seems to be performative outrage.

Since he first joined the Legislature in 2012, Toth … helped shift the Texas GOP to the right … through attention-grabbing spectacles and bitter in-fighting….

That’s a literal nobody, a rage clown, who has done nothing of merit, who the GOP wants replacing a combat-decorated Navy SEAL in Congress.

Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, who is about as far right wing as state leadership gets, officially called Toth a “fraud“.

Rep. Toth was caught on tape – in his own words – lying…. Rep. Toth has dug a deep hole for himself. It’s time for him to stop digging.

The Ted Cruz angle on pushing Crenshaw out using the mud-slinging liar Toth is particularly rich.

In 2021, Cruz began a phone call by thanking Crenshaw for defending him publicly after January 6, when Cruz was facing national backlash for fundraising off the riot. Crenshaw stuck his neck out for Cruz, and Cruz repaid it by endorsing his opponent — partly because of his financial relationship with Marling, partly because Cruz allies feared Crenshaw was preparing a primary bid against the senator.

So Cruz preemptively knifed him.