Tesla Quietly Admits in 2023 Autopilot Isn’t Ready For Public Roads

Flashback to 2016 when Tesla very confidently said more of their cars on the road would mean less injury, an absolute and total lie.

As more real-world miles accumulate and the software logic accounts for increasingly rare events, the probability of injury will keep decreasing. Autopilot is getting better all the time…

Yeah, no. What do we call the opposite of that false prediction? Deaths have become increasingly common because of Tesla design and manufacturing defects.

Source: Tesladeaths.com

A new Tesla job post in Chicago is very revealing how Tesla is now in a panic state, rebooting like they don’t know what to do, while gaslighting tactics are still their thing.

Job Type: Full-time […] This is an at-will, temporary position. The assignment is expected to last 3 months.

Nothing says full-time like being a temporary position. What is seasonal about driving in America? As if people had a choice to not use their cars based on the seasons.

It’s a temp job, not being setup to be paid fairly as a temp job. The simple math is temp staff are paid overtime (1.5X hourly wage) for any time worked over 40 hours per week.

Tesla wants to demand a lot of hours of work per day, yet will not pay per hour. Tesla will demand a lot of learning and sharing of information, yet will throw the learner and sharer out after three months.

To be fair, Tesla might not expect the person to live longer than 90 days. Benefits should describe the funeral and burial a Tesla temp driver’s family should expect.

The role is a high-risk extreme danger robot operator.

Job Category: Autopilot & Robotics […] Operate a vehicle in a designated area for data collection […] Minimum 4 years of licensed driving experiences

This is truly fascinating because the whole basis of Tesla dumping it’s unfinished and mislabeled “Autopilot” into public roads was that it could be operated by anyone with almost no experience or restrictions.

Now, after years of mounting fatalities from “veered” collisions, Tesla quietly is bringing in unskilled temp drivers?

What is it about Tesla owners’ driving that has the company so worried now, such that they’re paying people behind the scenes to be their drivers instead?

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Why so few states? And why only four years of experience? Is that the skill level you want behind your driverless robot?

Not me.

Four years is not even beginner level for driving expertise, let alone vehicle knowledge required to assess “proper working order”.

Remember how Tesla based its marketing on robots having huge amounts of driving experience, arguing we shouldn’t trust drivers with just a few years?

Now they’re hiring drivers in isolated environments with almost no expertise.

So to recap, it’s full-time yet temporary, driverless yet driving, with beginner driving experience expected to be a road expert/trainer for “quality”.

Gaslighting. The literal opposite to quality.

It reads to me like Tesla has had no idea what it’s been doing and has started to panic now due to regulators noticing fraud. Like a college student trying to hire other students as tutors to pass final exams after wasting four years on partying.

Why hire a dedicated driver today if the entire promise of autopilot was supposed to manifest through the quick and early years of needlessly throwing away the lives of any and every Tesla owner? That promise must have been false.

I think we may be witnessing that Tesla knows its robots are only getting worse over time, but they don’t understand why.

How many people would still be alive today if Tesla had not deployed such a faulty robot design? And can an inexperienced temp worker really bring the unnecessary Tesla fatality rate down?

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German Police Crack the Case of Stolen Celtic Gold Coins

Nine months ago in November 2022, a multi-stage heist disabled security at a German museum to steal Celtic gold coins worth almost 2 million euros. Now police say they have recovered coins and solved the case.

German police said Wednesday that four suspects were arrested.

The Bavarian Criminal Police Office announced in Munich that the suspects were arrested during a police operation in the greater Schwerin area, located in Germany’s northeastern state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania.

The museum lost 483 Celtic gold coins from 100 BCE. This large theft was somewhat notable due to tradecraft: regional telecommunications were cut in order to disable the museum alarm system, and the door logs recorded egress in less than ten minutes.

Organized crime was naturally suspected at first and Interpol setup a special investigation unit. Police now say more details will be released this week.

NHTSA Investigating Veered Tesla Head-on-Collisions

The AP report today suggests a tragic head-on collision in South Lake Tahoe was caused by Tesla engineering defects.

A Tesla Model 3 and Subaru Impreza collided head on during the evening of July 5, according to state police, and the driver of the Subaru died a short time later. Local media reports say that an infant that had been traveling in the Tesla died last week.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has been looking into a string of accidents involving Teslas that are believed to have had automated driving technology installed.

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Sending special investigation teams to crashes means that the agency suspects the Teslas were operating systems that can handle some aspects of driving, including Autopilot and “Full Self-Driving.” Despite the names used for the technology [they are unable to do what they are called].

I’ve been closely monitoring this case since it was first reported, given its similarity to another recent veered Tesla head-on collision with a Subaru.

If the rise in “Autopilot” crashes are found by investigators to be a repeatable engineering defect… then roads clearly should be treated as unsafe anytime a Tesla is on them.

Reuters puts it like this.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration said Tuesday it is opening a new special crash investigation into a fatal accident in California involving a 2018 Tesla Model 3 where advanced driver assistance systems are suspected of having been used.

Since 2016, NHTSA has opened more than three dozen Tesla special crash investigations in cases where advanced driver assistance systems such as Autopilot were suspected of being used, with 20 crash deaths reported.

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This is the first new special crash investigation open since March.

How many weeks before the next person is killed from Tesla dumping unsafe product at a high rate into public spaces?

CA Tesla Kills Two in Massive Fire: Friends Watch Helplessly

The news report suggests people in a nearby car had to stand back and just watch as their friends were burned to death in a Tesla.

Tragedy in Tracy, California as two Indian American young men lost their lives in a fatal single-car accident. Witnesses say 34-year-old Amrik Singh Wander and 38-year-old Arvind Ram Ramraj crashed into a fire hydrant and then a tree along four lane road. The Tesla they were driving in then burst into flames. Their friends were in a vehicle behind them and saw the entire incident, but could do nothing to help Wander and Ram, who were trapped inside and died on-site.

Trapped inside, burned alive. I’ve written before about this as a long known Tesla design flaw.

This crash echoes the tragedy of another recent CA crash where an onlooker was able to pull only one person from the crashed Tesla before watching it burn three others to death.

Pavraj Dhanoa, 16, Daniel Nasraoui, 17, and Shad Suleiman, 16

There do seem to be a lot of Asian American names in these coroner reports lately. I wonder what they like about Tesla, or why they would put their children in a car so likely to burn them to death.