There is a high rate of Teslas inexplicably veering suddenly off the road into a tree and killing people. We’ve observed this tragedy of design defects for years. Lately, however, I’ve noticed far more reports about witnesses who become Samaritans jumping in to save people from the death-trap Teslas.

On Sunday night, a Waterloo woman crashed a Tesla off a Morgan County highway, and that’s when officials said the mystery man stepped in to help save the baby trapped inside.

Sheriff Ron Puckett said he doesn’t know who got the baby out of the burning car, but he said they saved that baby’s life.

State troopers said that 29-year-old Kayleigh Page was driving on Alabama 157 near the Battleground area when she left the roadway and crashed into two trees.

Page passed away in that wreck, but the 7-month-old in the back did not.

Puckett said a good Samaritan stopped and got the infant out of the burning Tesla. He said when rescuers responded, the ambulance service took the child to the hospital, and at last check, the baby is going to be okay.

Related: Virginia

A whole team of people are credited with joining law enforcement to rescue a man about to be killed by a Tesla.

A Virginia State Trooper and several good samaritans rescued a Maryland man from a burning Tesla after a crash on Interstate 95 northbound early Friday, December 5th, Virginia State Police said.

At about 7am, a 2024 Tesla Model Y went off the left side of I-95 and struck a tree near the 111-mile marker, authorities said. Sgt. S. Page was driving northbound and stopped to check on the driver just as the vehicle caught fire. The car’s doors were locked and would not open.

Sgt. Page broke a window, cut the airbag and with the help of multiple Good Samaritans pulled the sole occupant from the burning vehicle to safety.

Related: Alabama

Just a couple days ago Elon Musk said his cars can’t sell. Oh, no, sorry he said it doesn’t matter that his cars can’t sell, as if people will buy his robot instead. He literally said 80% of revenue will magically switch to a developmental robot that has no foreseeable market, and that just lost its head.

Milan Kovac, Tesla’s vice president of Optimus robotics, announced his departure in June…

Apparently the Tesla robot responded like this:

Silicon Valley is shocked, shocked to see kids on a field laying down to form a giant human swastika, and sharing it online with platforms like… wait for it… swastika (formerly known as Twitter).

“People were just shocked to see that this is happening at their school, in broad daylight, students purposely doing this, there was clear intentionality, the caption under the post itself was horrifying,” Bronicki said.

The school responded Friday and said the incident is under investigation and that hate has no place on campus or in the community.

The school principal released a statement saying in part, “Branham stands firmly against all forms of hate, discrimination, and intolerance.”

The students, obviously aligning with Peter Thiel and Elon Musk, were not subtle.

The picture of eight Branham High School students was posted Wednesday on social media, accompanied by an antisemitic 1939 quote from Adolf Hitler.

I’m just curious why they didn’t form a giant ACTS 17 instead? I thought that was Peter Thiel’s brand of Nazism now, more than the swastika. Or why not the 88 and Hitler salutes that Elon Musk prefers when promoting his Tesla Swastikars?