If I Have My Ticket Can I Ride?

How would these Jubilee Song lyrics change in today’s world of RFID passports and ID theft?

If I have my ticket, Lord, can I ride?
If I have my ticket, Lord, can I ride?
If I have my ticket, Lord, can I ride?
Ride away to Heaven in that mornin’.

This is what we Christians ought to do;
Be certain an’ sure that we are livin’ true.
For bye an’ bye, without a doubt,
Jehovah’s gonna order his Angels out.
They will clean out the world an’ leave no sin,
Now tell me, hypocrite, where you been?

I heard the sound of the Gospel train,
Don’t you want to get on? Yes, that’s my aim.
I’ll stand at the station an’ patiently wait
For the train that’s comin’, an’ she’s never late.
You must have you ticket stamped bright an’ clear,
Train is comin’, she’s drawin’ near.

Hope to be ready when the train do come,
My ticket all right an’ my work all done.
She’s so long comin’ till she worries my mind,
Seems to be late, but she’s just on time.

It keeps me always in a move an’ strain,
Tryin’ to be ready for the Gospel train.
Ever now an’ then, either day or night,
I examine my ticket to see if I’m right.
If the Son grant my tickit the Holy Ghost sighn.
Then there is no way to be left behind.

There’s a great deal of talk ‘bout the Judgment Day,
You have no time for to trifle away.
I’ll tell you one thing certain an’ sho’,
Judgment Day’s comin’ when you don’t know.
I hope to be ready when I’m called to go,
If anything’s lackin’, Lord, let me know.

Apple clamps down on iPhone bloggers

The Sydney Morning Herald reports that Apple is not so happy about people making other mobile devices look just like their upcoming phone:

Savvy coders have developed iPhone “skins” that work with most smartphones based on the Windows Mobile and Palm operating systems.

The issue has angered Apple to such an extent that it has sent its lawyers after a number of those involved – both directly and indirectly.

In other words Apple not only tried to get the skins taken down, but also attempted to shutdown any discussion about the existence of non-Apple device skins:

Apple’s lawyers also sent letters to journalists who simply reported on the fact that the skins were available.

“It has come to our attention that you have posted a screenshot of Apple’s new iPhone and links that facilitate the installation of that screenshot on a PocketPC device,” law firm O’Melveny & Myers LLP wrote to Paul O’Brien, who runs the MoDaCo website.

“While we appreciate your interest in the iPhone, the icons and screenshot displayed on your website are copyrighted by Apple.

Naturally, this has only increased the fame and attention given to the skins. The article also mentions the time when Apple argued that bloggers are not true journalists and therefore do not deserve speech protections. That did not turn out so well for them, for obvious reasons that unfortunately seem to have escaped them again, this time around.

In somewhat related news, many sites are starting to complain that Apple is actively working to squash discussion of hardware issues related to NVidia due to some kind of IP arrangements between the companies. Slashdot points to an incident where the Cupertino giant quietly deleted a question from their support site that had raised a system failure concern:

I eventually found out (from an official Blizzard poster) that NVidia has a bug in their drivers that kernel panics a Mac Pro if any memory past the 2GB boundary is addressed in the driver. After waiting months for a resolution to this, I decided to post on Apple’s support site. Here is an image of my post.. Within a few hours, they removed it from the site, placing it under ‘Posts Removed by Administration.’

Uh, hello Apple? Do you remember that 1984 ad you did with the brightly dressed woman who runs in and throws her hammer at the screen watched by all the submissive people in drab grey? Yeah, that one. Um, well…see, she’s kind of like one of those bloggers, and you’re kind of like sending those guys with the masks and bats after her…

SpyBlog rips MI5 e-mail terror alert system

The folks at SpyBlog are less than impressed by the email alert system I mentioned a few days ago:

Astonishingly, MI5, the Security Service, part of whose remit is supposed to be giving protection advice against electronic attacks over the internet, is sending all our personal details (forename, surname and email address) unencrypted to commercial third party e-mail marketing and tracking companies which are physically and legally in the jurisdiction of the United States of America, and is even not bothering to make use of the SSL / TLS encrypted web forms and processing scripts which are already available to them.

I’m still curious who could possibly want an alert “level” sent to their phone and how they would know it’s really MI5 writing them?

Cheney’s logical fallacies to justify spying

Is turnabout fair play? I mean it seems only fair if the Vice President can put forward logical fallacies to justify his warrant-less domestic spying that the public should resort to the same, right? Consider that in January of last year Cheney argued “Either we are serious about fighting this war on terror or we are not.”

Cheney said the surveillance program had addressed a concern of the 9/11 Commission that the government had difficulty linking the activities of domestic and international terrorists.

“It’s hard to think of any category of information that could be more important to the safety of the United States than international communication, one end of which we have reason to believe is related to al Qaeda,” Cheney said.

Serious about fighting a war on terror or not? False choice, Mr. Vice President, as you can be serious about fighting terrorism without losing your respect for the Constitution, let alone abandoning the concept of freedom from unwarranted surveillance.

And that’s not to mention that technically in early 2001 the French and German intelligence communities were telling the US that they needed to act upon information tout suite, but it was Cheney and Bush who were dismissive. The failure was in the executive, and not in international communication. Instead of owning up to their catastrophic gaffe of leadership, which in hindsight fits quite naturally as the first of many failures in the Bush administration to listen and heed warnings, they instead applied a reversal of logic and began using 9/11 as a prop for their consolidation of power. I guess you could say Cheney has found no flaw in “the floggings will continue until morale improves” line of reasoning.

This January, in what looks to become an annual affair, Cheney has again taken up the battle against American freedom and democracy by re-issuing his push for a Generalissimo doctrine, according to the NYT and Chicago Tribune:

The letters permit the executive branch to seek records about people in terrorism and spy investigations without a judge’s approval or grand jury subpoena.

“The Defense Department gets involved because we’ve got hundreds of bases inside the United States that are potential terrorist targets,” Cheney said on “Fox News Sunday.”

The Tribune calls it “defends Pentagon spying” but they might as well have titled it “attacks Constitution” or “throws punch at Congress and the American people”. It appears Cheney is still so intent on consolidating power into an absolute-executive, he’s even backing a program to replace the intelligence community with another one (e.g. military liaison elements, or MLEs) run by the President.

“They’re pretty freewheeling,” the former CIA official said of the military teams. It was not uncommon, he said, for CIA station chiefs to learn of military intelligence operations only after they were under way, and that many conflicted with existing operations being carried out by the CIA or the foreign country’s intelligence service.

Such problems “really are quite costly,” said John Brennan, who was director of the National Counterterrorism Center before retiring from government last year. “It can cost peoples’ lives, can cost sensitive programs and can set back foreign-policy interests.”

So in the words and rhetorical style of the Vice President himself, either we are serious about fighting for America, or we’re for Cheney (e.g. unquestioned authority of the executive), because the Vice President has shown we just can’t be both, sorry.