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TechBro Farm Disasters: Vance, Musk and Ellison Couldn’t Grow a Pair of Nuts if They Tried

In 2011 I led a series of presentations and engagements about security as human survival infrastructure related to advanced farming concepts, based on the encryption and virtualization principles I was enmeshed in at the time (e.g. cloud).

Source: “A Cloud Odyssey”, BSidesLV 2011

To be fair, vertical farming was being heavily (deceptively) promoted as a new concept around then, so I was just pulling it into the tech industry as a natural confluence. The ideas go back, way back. Egypt’s Nile Valley was farming without soil at least 4,000 years ago. And we all know, hopefully, about Babylon’s famous hanging gardens in 600 BCE. But it was 1937 when the University of California, Berkeley proudly announced that a farm boy from Nebraska had grown up to make plants (including tobacco!) grow vertically, setting off a huge modern investment buzz not seen since 1859.

The business of growing plants in water is centuries old. Long before the Christian era it was believed that plants got all their sustenance from water. In 1699 a natural historian named John Woodward grew spearmint, potatoes and vetch in water from springs and rivers. First experiments which involved adding nutrient chemicals to the water are credited to a German named Knop (1859). Growing commercial crops in water is another matter. At Berkeley, Dr. Gericke aimed at producing tank crops which would economically compete with or surpass soil-grown crops. So successful washe that several California vegetable and flower growers have changed to water culture, more than a dozen branch experiment stations have been opened, and Dr. Gericke enjoys a “fan mail” of some 500 letters a week. […] When newshawks ask him whether he expects to make a lot of money out of hydroponics, he just smiles, shows two gold teeth.

That’s a lot of letters! If only he had invented databases instead, just imagine the plastic surgery and penis enlargements he could have achieved.

Speaking of shallow and selfish, in 2012 the Oracle founder and evil tech oligarch Larry Ellison bought Hawaii’s Lāna’i Island for $300 million to make the saddest attempt at industrial farming in history.

Eight years and more than $500 million later, the project is still floundering. …constant delays, leadership shake-ups, and pricey blunders, including cannabis grow houses that needed to be gutted and rebuilt, highlight a tough truth: even bottomless funding is no match for the hard lessons of a specialized industry.

Ellison’s failure illustrates a fundamental misunderstanding of place-based knowledge systems. How can someone who claims to understand technology fail at even the most basic farming, one of the oldest technology-rich industries? How he got started gives a HUGE hint. He didn’t give two cents about farming, he just wanted better eating. But gross unsustainable consumption is the opposite of cultivation, and appetite for destruction isn’t agriculture.

It all started right after the Oracle founder bought 98% of the Hawaiian island of Lanai in 2012. Ellison took his wife to a hotel restaurant and they found the food to be “inedible.”

“We had to drive to the grocery store in town and buy Snickers bars and Coke,” he told Departures magazine. “We decided that is ridiculous — we need to grow our food.”

Ellison floated the notion to his partner, a medical doctor and scientist with expertise in advanced cancer, David Agus.

Dumbest story ever. Billionaire doesn’t like one meal at one hotel restaurant and he decides to put a cancer doctor in charge of turning an entire island into a farming experiment? This approach exemplifies the extractive mindset that prioritizes abuse and control over ecological understanding and sustenance. Food sovereignty movements in Hawaii like Hoʻokuaʻāina were revitalizing traditional agricultural knowledge, but Ellison’s immediate reaction was to walk past coconut trees, past pineapple plants, through banana groves yelling “I’m hungry, help, get me a Snickers and Coke!”

Of course he can’t farm. Can a database peel a banana?

Hawaiian ahupuaʻa systems used traditional land management that sustainably divided resources from mountain to sea. Small groups maintaining loʻi (wetland taro patches) sustained island populations for centuries without external inputs. This isn’t hard to understand. It’s like Ellison and his army of wealthy white men landing with a colonial belief of “terra nullius“, staring at two rocks next to two others and saying “from this point forward we tell everyone 2+2 = 10, priced ten dollars each” and then they wonder why the fraud so effective on people doesn’t work for nature.

“The ahupua’a is the guide map to looking at Hawaii from a completely traditional Hawaiian point of view, taking you back thousands of years and offering you the thoughts of the people who have lived there and been stewards of the land all this time,” said Sam ‘Ohu Gon, senior scientist at the Biocultural Initiative of the Pacific, a project of the University of Hawaii at Manoa. “It’s the doorway to accessing all that past knowledge that is completely applicable today.” In fact, Gon says, the ahupua’a system, also called moku, could model a way to feed and provide for the Earth’s rapidly growing population in the face of climate change. “With these intensively managed farming and fishing systems, Hawaiians were able to maintain a remarkably small ecological footprint, using less than 15% of their terrestrial ecosystem, while supporting several hundreds of thousands of people with no external inputs,” he explained.

Ellison ignored ALL of that.

Instead he pranced around with an open checkbook, built on decades of horrible cheats, to mint a completely dumb 900-pound hammer that only works with expensive rusty nails his buddy makes using federal grants. The Silicon Valley bro culture of government funded vicious attacks and hyper-aggression may work against other humans like in a war, but it doesn’t wash at all with nature. The earth doesn’t play that. Patrick Wolfe famously wrote “invasion is a structure not an event“, which frames perfectly why and how Ellison’s project is a pathetic rehash of failed colonial patterns in land misuse.

In common with genocide as Raphaël Lemkin characterized it, settler colonialism… strives for the dissolution of native societies. …it erects a new colonial society on the expropriated land base—as I put it, settler colonizers come to stay: invasion is a structure not an event…

Gisèle Yasmeen’s “foodscapes” theory also easily predicts the failures from the start, given a total disconnection of food production from cultural and ecological relationships.

But wait, it gets worse. Ellison supplied his colonial aspirations using fraudulent products of a Nazi-loving apartheid guy!

Six hyper-technological and Tesla solar-powered greenhouses sit on a sliver of what was once the U.S.’s largest pineapple plantation, owned by Dole. After pineapple production ended in 1992, decades of soil neglect followed, leaving the red earth dry, nutrient-deficient, eroded and peppered with black plastic…

Sad history fact: Dole cynically convinced the U.S. government to invade Hawaii and seize it in a staged-coup, destroying a sovereign country and their land, just so he could maximize profits. Ellison sounds just like the same kind of American idiot.

Ellison said the greenhouses, totaling 120,000 square feet, would be off the grid, powered by solar panels thanks to its partnership with Tesla. But the panels often didn’t work. The high winds showered them with dirt and debris, and there were questions on whether they were installed properly, according to one of the people. Instead, the greenhouses’ fans, water pumps and other needs were often powered by diesel generators.

Tesla didn’t work? Talk about a redundant phrase. Their top engineers flown from around the world to a tropical paradise didn’t even design for wind, on a very windy island. Why am I not surprised? Elon Musk snake oil is the stuff of true fraud, a failure at every level. Next you’ll be telling me his promise to land regularly on Mars by 2018 and colonize it by 2022 didn’t happen, yet he kept all the billions?

Way to go Elon. SpaceX/Tesla couldn’t design for or around obvious island weather patterns, let alone the centuries-old knowledge about sustainable production of native plants, despite detailed instructions being published since at least the 1990s.

RTFM guys!

Anyone with half a brain could have planned a beautiful Polynesian cuisine farm of pineapples, bananas, sugarcane sweet potatoes, mangoes, taro, yams, breadfruit, coconuts, arrowroot… not to mention William Herbert Purvis’ macadamia nuts!

Try to grow a pair, Ellison.

The island has to import food because it has lost its roots, literally. Extraction and exploitation by unsustainable self-serving fools is proving to be an undoing of the racist white men who tried to pour their ill-gotten wealth into agriculture in an attempt to hedge food (corner the market) and profit on artificial scarcity.

Both Vance and Musk’s startups have largely failed to achieve their aims—AppHarvest, the farming startup that Vance was a major investor in, filed for bankruptcy in 2023. Musk’s Square Roots laid off most of its staff the same year. […] Things may ultimately work out for Sensei if Ellison’s friend President Trump manages to wipe out all the migrant farm labor across the country, as he seems hoped to do…

True security, especially food security, comes from relationship with and understanding of land rather than forced technological control over it by men blind to concepts of compassion and care. My 2011 presentations were all about today’s failed tech-farming ventures, which certainly feels weird to reflect upon. They should and could have done much better. Billions wasted on egos and excesses, as millions of people starved, and nobody is better off. Like Dr. Gericke, today’s tech billionaires are fundamentally motivated by profit rather than sustainability or genuine security. Shall we look at those two gold teeth again?

HowTo for Never Again: German Alpine Club Comes to Terms With its Nazism

People asking me today what they should do about American political rhetoric being so hateful and anti-immigrant, bring to mind how Germans have since tried to unwind Nazism. As just one example the Cologne section of an Alpine club has demonstrated their concerted effort, with the help of a historian, to confront an infiltration and degradation by hateful extremists.

They published “Antisemitism in the Rhineland-Cologne Section of the Alpine Club” (Der Antisemitismus in der Sektion Rheinland-Köln des Alpenvereins), which details exactly how Nazis did irreversible murderous harm to a sleepy recreational Cologne section of the German-Austrian Alpine Club.

Source: Der Antisemitismus in der Sektion Rheinland-Köln des Alpenvereins

Initially after its 1876 founding Jews were seen like any other members in the Cologne Alpine Club. In fact, 14% of founding members openly were Jewish and prominent citizens known for leadership, such as Moritz Seligmann. The infiltration of hate begins around the same time as the radicalized appropriation of the swastika by hate groups, around the 1890s. Vienna introduced a concept of “Aryan paragraphs” to deny membership based on racism alone. Then, due to the rampant antisemitism propaganda unleashed at the end of WWI to blame Jews for everything and anything, the Alpine Club failed to resist intensified racism. In Cologne, controversy erupted in 1921/22 when Jewish applicants suddenly were denied membership, which led to public protest by Moritz Bing and Ludwig Cahen. The club refused to admit it was about race, while making it about race. Then, when a few expelled Jews formed their own “Donauland” section as a means of compliance, it was attacked by Nazis in 1924 to force all Jews expelled as a group from the Alpine Club. After Hitler seized control and destroyed democracy in 1933, the Cologne section wrote its first “Aryan paragraph” in January 1934, and by 1936 it removed any exemptions, clearly denying club membership on race alone. Although some from the club who were Jews managed to flee Germany, others died in concentration camps, and some were murdered.

The modern German Alpine Club (DAV) acknowledges this history as their unfortunate role in progressively overt racism, a cultural group normalizing murderous violence against their own members. They offer documentation of the many wrongs over many decades as their expression of regret now.

The Cologne Alpine Club’s honest accounting of such a past demonstrates a helpful path forward through acknowledgment and documentation. They didn’t minimize their failures or hide within excuses of “different times” (although at times the tone used to describe Germans being persecuted sounds like a distant and extinct race, rather than just Germans). Instead, the club has meticulously documented individual stories and the institutional failures.

…the Alpine Club yielded to pressure from antisemitic sections and failed to protect its Jewish members and the non-Jewish members who supported them… In a time when xenophobia, violence and intolerance are again spreading in Germany, we must not only resist the beginnings. We must also honor the memory of all those women and men of the Alpine Club who became victims of exclusion, intolerance and persecution or who actively fought against such developments.

(…der Alpenverein dem Druck von antisemitisch eingestellten Sektionen nachgegeben und sich nicht schützend vor seine jüdischen und die sie unterstützenden nichtjüdischen Mitglieder gestellt… In einer Zeit, in der in Deutschland wieder Fremdenhass, Gewalt und Intoleranz um sich greifen, gilt es nicht nur den Anfängen zu wehren. Es gilt auch all jener Frauen und Männer des Alpenvereins würdig zu gedenken, die einst Opfer von Ausgrenzung, Intoleranz und Verfolgung geworden sind oder die tatkräftig gegen derartige Entwicklungen angekämpft haben.)

Their transformation path from inclusive and helpful in the 1890s to hatefully exclusive by the 1920s, and then genocidal by the 1940s, follows a simple pattern we should more easily recognize today:

  • Infiltration at the margins – rotten ideas in specific sections (e.g. Vienna) can spread throughout the organization
  • Exploitation of crisis – post-WWI economic drama spread with modern technology accelerating unregulated hate speech should have been blocked as inherently incompatible with timeless outdoor exercise, not rapidly embraced and interlaced
  • Normalization – what was once totally unthinkable for an inclusive club became policy of exclusion
  • Complicity through silence – even those who didn’t actively promote hate failed to oppose it as they should

Germany’s post-war reckoning with a Nazi past isn’t just about political change in government institutions, but about how our everyday innocent groups – from walking or book clubs to baseball games and parent meetups – also must resist complicity in enabling or causing mass suffering. The separation is purposefully evaporated by extremist groups forcing people to join or be killed, whether members like it or not. A comprehensive approach to accountability offers a model worth considering after the tragedy. However, sooner obviously is much, much better. An ounce of prevention… goes the saying, as any mountain climber knows well. It shouldn’t take decades to pass before meticulous investigators (historians) help climbers, of all people, to understand how holding a line (on human rights) prevents unnecessary deaths.

  • Acknowledge even simple and fun organizations are highly vulnerable to ideological capture
  • Recognize silence against extremism is a form of enablement
  • Document and preserve evidence of extremism to prevent normalizing it
  • Raise alarms with early warning signs of immoral exclusion
  • Support those who raise alarms, like Bing and Cahen in 1921/22 who wrote a letter that forced a club meeting, and chairman Günther publicly disavowed antisemitism as official policy (even though unofficially he then allowed it to grow far worse)
“Nur für Arier” (Only for Aryans), Botanical Gardens, Köln (Nazi Germany)

Anti-Gay for Deutschland (AfD) Finds a Useful Idiot in Alice Weidel

History has a way of repeating, such that historians are obliged to explain when and how. In the early 1930s, the organization called the Union of Nationalist German Jews (Verband nationaldeutscher Juden), led by Max Naumann, emerged as one of history’s most tragic examples of misplaced political allegiance.

Naumann, who had fought in WWI as a captain for the Bavarian Army and was awarded the Iron Cross for his bravery, told Jewish Germans to support the anti-Semitic Hitler and even endorsed the Nazi boycott of Jewish businesses. His self-loathing platform assumed violent hate would simply melt away given a patriotic German identity, as if race-based targets wouldn’t be targets of racism. He berated Einstein as a traitor, and demanded assets of Jews be confiscated to help Hitler amass power. This idiotic miscalculation, of course, proved suicidal — in 1935 Hitler’s secret police threw him in jail, and his members murdered in concentration camps.

[Despite the fact that to Hermann Göring he] declared [1933] in an interview that Nazi action against Jews was in many ways justified […] Dr. Max Naumann, president of the Union of Nationalist Jewish Germans, was yesterday [in 1935] arrested by the Gestapo, Nazi secret police. The Union, comprising the so-called “Jewish Nazis,” was officially ordered disbanded yesterday.

American papers were distinctly unimpressed with Max Neumann in 1934. While campaigning for Hitler’s anti-Semitism in 1935 he was arrested for being Jewish.

Nearly a century later, in a return to the sad theater of European right-wing politics, few puppets embody this same pattern of contradictory allegiance more strikingly than Alice “Alles” Weidel.

As one of the lead candidates of Germany’s Anti-Gay for Deutschland (AfD), Weidel presents a fascinating case study in political incongruity: a lesbian woman in a registered partnership, propped up for a leadership position in a party that vocally opposes her gay marriage, opposes her adoption rights for same-sex couples, and that published a highly symbolic “death notice” for “the German family” when her same-sex marriage was legalized.

AfD’s internet site features on its front page a death notice, saying “In deep sorrow, we say good-bye to the German family, whose constitutional protection was buried by the ‘representatives of the people’ at the German parliament.” Instead of condolence notices, the AfD advises Germans to throw out the parliamentarians who voted for equal marriage rights in the upcoming elections.

The Anti-Gay for Deutschland platform literally campaigns on death for those supporting gay marriage, and Alice says “Hey, should I go lead a hate group that wants to kill the German family, I mean kill mine? Honey, fetch my Nazi “Alles” dagger and torch, I’m off to join the campaign that hates us.”

This reminds me of the Chappelle Show skit called “Clayton Bigsby Doesn’t See Color” about a Black man so blind he becomes a popular KKK leader.

Civilian Used as Shield is a War Crime

Weidel’s position in the AfD serves a cynical strategic function as a shield by assailants too scared to stand up without a disposable body to hide behind. Her very existence within the party leadership provides convenient insulation against accusations of homophobia, while being homophobic. When critics point to the AfD’s explicit anti-LGBTQ+ policies—opposing gay marriage, curtailing adoption rights, and proposing education reforms that would minimize information about homosexuality—party members can simply point to Weidel and ask, “How can we be anti-gay when we use this token lesbian shield to make us look like we care?”

This form of tokenism creates a powerful damaging effect on political dialogue. It allows hardline positions against LGBTQ+ rights to simultaneously claim inclusivity, without any actual basis other than short-term exploitation. Alexander Tassis, another gay AfD politician and head of the “Alternative Homosexuals” group, exemplifies this dynamic when he states that gay members are “fully integrated” in the AfD—while in the same breath declaring, “We’re not seeking equality.”

Oh, wait, it gets worse. Tassis is an immigrant too. He says the AfD really represents his desire to stop immigrants. Do you know who else was an immigrant who hated immigrants? Max Neumann. The Union of Nationalist German Jews knows exactly how this story ends for immigrants like Tassis, in jail and maybe even death camps. Tassis is preaching self-hate and destruction of his own community, just like Neumann. And Weidel? Her partner is also an immigrant.

Hierarchy Driven by Fear and Loathing

What drives someone to align herself with a political movement that works against her own community’s interests, and that refers to her in terms of a quick death? The answer likely lies in a hierarchy of political priorities and fears.

For Weidel and others like Tassis, anti-immigration hate appears to cloud their concerns about own survival, let alone LGBTQ+ equality. This echoes the Nazi propaganda forcing such fear as to convince millions to kill themselves and their own families. As the impatient, hot-headed General Rommel famously said after being continuously defeated on the battle-field by Montgomery, he would much rather take a suicide pill than finally be set free from Hitler by rapidly approaching Allied forces. The “Alternative Homosexuals” group explicitly frames opposition to religion and immigration as necessary for their “survival,” while supporting a group opposed to their survival. This suicidal positioning mirrors tactics used by other European right-wing populists like Geert Wilders, who have attempted to frame outsized campaigns of hate for others as a protective measure against the official hate for LGBTQ+ communities.

The prioritization reveals a toxic political reversal and bad gamble: sacrificing full equality and rights for one’s own community (“genetic unity“) in exchange for policies that target other marginalized groups first. Throwing away the lives of others comes wrapped inside deeply insecure competitive aspirations to be allocated a big fancy house with a lush garden, a ruthless plot just on the other side of a walled concentration camp filled with people it all was stolen from.

Selfish Short-sighted Exceptionalism

Alice Weidel stands with her “Alles” dagger and torch in hand, deliberately setting fires throughout a village, winds blowing unfavorably, that she somehow believes will spare her own straw house. As one of the few high-profile LGBTQ+ figures in a homophobic right-wing movement, her attraction to the AfD seems rooted not in spite of its destructive potential, but because it feeds into Naumann-like self-erasure. This paradoxical longing for the very flames that will destroy her community defines her whole identity—she doesn’t merely tolerate hateful contradictions; she embodies them. While the AfD presents her as evidence that their human shield means supposed inclusivity, Weidel stands like a barking dog left at the perimeter outside the AfD tent, mistaking limited guard duty for genuine power. She appears to even believe she’s the tail wagging that dog, rather than recognizing herself as something the dog could rid itself of at any moment. The fundamental nature of the movement is they let her ride along, all the while saying those who believe themselves exceptional will help feed an appetite for destruction.

The false hope of self-loathing Naumann-exceptionalism operates on the implicit understanding that while the party opposes rights for the LGBTQ+ community, certain individuals who demonstrate sufficient alignment with the party’s primary goals will be useful. And once they are discarded for being willful idiots, then what Alice? There’s likely a meeting in the future where she’s told “We don’t want you, you abandoned your own gay family and gay community, and such traitors are unwelcome.” It’s a political tragedy: transferring all credibility away to policies that ultimately harm the very community one belongs to, just for affirmation inherently designed not to last.

While the phrase “useful idiot” may capture the functional role that figures like Weidel play in foolishly legitimizing hate groups they should be fighting against, it perhaps understates the agency and calculation involved. Weidel and others have made very conscious decisions to align themselves with movements that oppose them and their own community’s interests, as they believe some other shared goals have precedence.

This represents a form of dangerous compartmentalization of ignorance, a “zone” where identity is subordinated to hatred of others—where being anti-immigration becomes more central to one’s political self-conception than being pro-gay. It’s not mere idiocy but rather a complex negotiation of competing identities and priorities, albeit one that ultimately serves to enable the worst crimes against humanity.

The most insidious aspect of this arrangement is how effectively it destroys political discourse and replaces it with hatred accelerants. The presence of contradictions—like an anti-gay party with gay leaders—creates confusion that benefits the party’s broader agenda to destroy law and order. Constant contradictions to destroy any semblance of stability make it harder for critics to form clear, coherent engagement with thoughtful people and easier to foment support around irrational emotional responses.

When the AfD threatened to sue over the legalization of gay marriage in 2017, Weidel’s presence in leadership created cognitive dissonance that served as a powerful rhetorical tool. It allowed supporters to dismiss critics as simplistic or reductive in their understanding of the party’s positions. Of course, looking like the Verband nationaldeutscher Juden of 2025 makes her an even more compelling story. Hitler was a huge proponent of irrational and abrupt self-sacrifice, frequently pushing his closest and most loyal staff to murder themselves or be murdered.

If history means anything at all then Alice, as soon as she gives Anti-Gay for Deutschland what they want, should expect to be put in front of a firing squad.

The case of Alice “Alles” Weidel demonstrates how right-wing populist movements exploit contradictions to generate destabilization, tactical information warfare steps rather than liabilities. Holding up members of marginalized groups as tokens in visible positions, while simultaneously opposing their rights, creates powerful shields for maintaining and ironically expanding hate-filled exclusion platforms.

This scenario mirrors armed terrorists who snatch children from their beds to use as human shields, with Weidel functioning as that captive child who inexplicably aids her captors rather than those attempting rescue. Her alliance with the AfD reflects not just Stockholm syndrome but a deeper delusion—she believes herself a strategist among hostage-takers rather than merely a useful shield. The tragedy lies not only in her failure to recognize her expendability, but in her active contribution to a movement that would ultimately mark her as different. Her apparent qualification to assess risk may be nothing more than the psychological adaptation of a hostage who has convinced herself she shares the terrorists’ interests, when in fact her utility exists only until the moment it doesn’t.

Far from moderating the Anti-Gay part of the Anti-Gay for Deutschland party, figures like Weidel enable them to maintain or even intensify exclusionary policies even more. They are not the evidence that a hate party is changing, rather they are the disposable asset that proves the rule — a life to be disposed of in a political gambit, absorbing the worst consequences of the AfD instead of the AfD itself.

South African apartheid billionaire Elon Musk heavily promotes the AfD, allegedly funding their hate campaigns in Germany, leading to widespread disgust and protest such as this graffiti near his Tesla factory.

Elon Musk Investigation Reveals Ancient Roman Pattern in Concubine Operation

Horace wrote in Satires 1.2.47–63:

But business with the second class is so much safer – I’m talking about freedwomen … What does it matter whether you sin with a matron or a toga-wearing maid?

Two millennia later, we see the same institutional logic at work: corporate employees treated as modern freedwomen, seduce them into contracts, relocate them, secure them, isolate them. Elon Musk’s team handles paperwork, pre-arranged housing, security teams on standby – a systematic operation – like Roman oppression networks of two millennia ago.

“…this is a list that appeals to those who think about Rome every day.” True to form, his recommendations include Julius Caesar’s own account of his Gallic campaigns, “The Gallic Wars.” This passion for history aligns with Musk’s vocal concerns about declining birth rates….

What? Passion for history aligns with concern about birth rates? What? WHAT?

“The Gallic Wars” is fundamentally a text about systematic conquest and subjugation – Caesar’s account of methodically bringing various populations under Roman control. This isn’t just a casual historical curiosity, but illustrates a dangerous mindset of human exploitation through operations designed around reproductive control.

With that in mind, consider what happened after the Babylon Bee was banned from Twitter. An exchange revealed how Elon Musk treats corporate entities as his gateway into reproductive transactions:

…at one point he said, ‘Are you ever in San Francisco or Austin?’ And I said, ‘I am in Austin and Texas a good amount for work.’” St. Clair continued, adding that she worked for the Babylon Bee, a conservative satirical website, at the time. After Musk restored the Babylon Bee to Twitter from an eight-month suspension for a joke about a transgender Biden administration official, Bee CEO Seth Dillon asked St. Clair to fly to San Francisco to interview the billionaire at his new company’s headquarters. “After the interview, I got a text from him saying, ‘Feel like going to Providence [Rhode Island] tonight?’” St. Clair continued. The alleged romance blossomed from there, she claimed, until she became pregnant.

The pattern here mirrors ancient systems of concubinage – where powerful men used institutional structures to facilitate and legitimize reproductive control. This isn’t a random romance, it’s an orchestrated operation using modern corporate infrastructure. We need to know whether Musk said he’d restore the account if, and only if, a woman he had already identified as staff was converted into his concubine.

She claimed she was restricted from telling more than a close-knit circle of people that she was even carrying a child. “I was told to keep it secret. I was being asked to keep it a secret forever,” claimed St. Clair, declining to provide a reason for the confidentiality or any material proof that Musk is the biological father. Musk allegedly provided her with a lavish apartment in the Financial District — where rent for a two-bedroom can soar to nearly $40,000, according to StreetEasy — and a hefty security detail, but no romance, St. Clair claimed. The young mother was allegedly forced to spend her pregnancy alone.

Of course she was told to be alone. That’s what the security detail and lavish relocation mean. The relationship is a job to produce offspring to report for duty later. The contradiction between public visibility and mandated secrecy reveals the true nature of these arrangements – not personal relationships but institutional mechanisms for reproductive control, complete with standardized operational requirements of permanent secrecy.

The irony reaches new heights when a self-proclaimed champion of ‘free speech’ implements institutional mechanisms of forced silence. The contradiction reveals how corporate power structures enable reproductive control while maintaining public deniability. He always meant free speech for me, not for thee.

To recap, a Babylon Bee employee was magically whisked to San Francisco in May 2023, because there could only be a meeting in person there or Austin – then suddenly whisked to Providence, revealing how geographic control serves as another tool of institutional power – impregnated, and then gloatingly paraded around in public yet also angrily completely hidden. Unlike personal relationships, institutional systems of control have recognizable patterns:

  • December 2023: Poses for “Real Women of America Calendar”
  • February 2025: Can’t “take baby for walks” due to secrecy

What kind of security detail can’t handle setting up a baby walk? I mean, come on. Private jets to anywhere with private security detail and yet… can’t take a baby for a walk. Give me a break. The whole thing doesn’t add up at all. This isn’t about security – it’s about control. A security detail that can manage private jets but prevents baby walks reveals its true purpose: isolation and movement restriction, hallmarks of systematic control rather than protection of even a baby’s basic needs.

The casual mention of Musk’s money manager Jared Birchall handling paperwork, the standardized control of movement detail, the luxury apartment arrangement – all suggest an industrial-scale operation that’s been replicated.

A lot.

Just as Roman systems had markers, this operation displays classic symptoms of modern systematic control for human trafficking:

  • Coercion
  • Financial control
  • Movement restriction
  • Multiple similar cases

The sprawling infrastructure of arrangements visible through documented involvement of money managers, publicists, security teams, and luxury real estate suggests a systematic approach to creating concubines rather than isolated incidents.

When examined together, the standardized procedures (from initial corporate facilitation through Babylon Bee, to Birchall’s paperwork handling, to pre-arranged housing and security protocols) point to concerning patterns. The contradictions between public appearances and mandated secrecy, alongside formal “private agreements” and professional PR management, reveal an established system of control operating through legitimate business channels, one that appears designed with replication rather than some kind of personal romance and exception.

The parallels to Roman systems of population control become even more disturbing when viewed alongside Musk’s public statements about space colonization casualties and racial reproduction – suggesting an institutional approach to human reproduction intended to treat children as disposable fodder for empire building.