Category Archives: History

Gold Fish Crackers Stolen from Switzerland

1958 Can of Goldfischli
Every so often I hear complaints about people who copy things and improve them instead of “inventing” them. It just came up again in a discussion on Bruce Schneier’s blog.

Did you hear the one about the Gold Fish cracker invented in 1958 by Oscar Kambly at his family business?

America gets its first taste of Goldfish crackers in 1962. Margaret Rudkin discovers the snack cracker on a trip to Switzerland and returns with the recipe.

The Kambly site says the idea originally was a gift for Oscar’s wife.

Who would have thought that the Gold Fish cracker is actually a Swiss invention? And I wonder why Rudkin re-branded as OEM instead of being a distributor.

Maybe the Swiss stole the idea from the French, and maybe they stole it from… will the real inventor please swim forward?

One has to wonder what would happen if the town of Cheddar had a penny for every ounce of cheese sold in America under their stolen name…

Exxon versus Bald Eagles

After writing a post about a bald eagle that survived being shot in the bill, I was reminded of my Exxon analysis from a couple years ago…my, how time flies. Like an eagle?

I pointed out back then that Exxon killed 250 bald eagles in a single accident. The EPA estimate is 100 bald eagles, the NYT said 140, a legal case review says 151, while the International Bird Rescue Research Center reported 300 dead. I guess you can not argue the fact that it was more than one, and even killing one is a felony offense. Amazing to think, in terms of compliance, that the oil company was not charged with such a felony under the US Eagle Act.

The legal case review says the State of Alaska evidently charged Exxon with two felonies, but they were related to marine safety. Interesting.

Microsoft General Counsel Compares Windows Success to Urban Crime

Oh, ok, not really. But close…

He actually says the “digital population growth” is the problem.

Microsoft General Counsel Brad Smith used the rapid urban population growth in the 19th century to illustrate how COFEE is supposed to work. As more packed cities led to an increase in urban crime, digital population growth today creates the same nooks and crannies for the seedier elements of a society. Microsoft’s goal in partnering with various law enforcement agencies is to give police officers more effective tools for peering into such dark spaces; hopefully preventing predatorial attacks before they begin.

Not sure about you, but a more appropriate analogy for COFEE might be a safe manufacturer selling backdoor keys to “partners”.

Seriously, though, this is a sales/marketing strategy to provide a sense of security? It’s like Microsoft might actually believe the broken-window theory of economics works, rather than being a fallacy. I mean who qualifies as a partner?

Here’s a real gem from the Microsoft marketing team:

One area we are clearly having successes in is our work to identify and anticipate new trends in cybercrimes.

Really? Would those trends have anything to do with operating systems that are released to the public full of security bugs and weak configurations?

At least they came up with a cute acronym. Everybody loves coffee.

The Death of Cesaire

Aime Cesaire has passed away at the age of 94. A poet and writer from Martinique he challenged the establishment around him and is perhaps most known for his letters on anti-colonialism and black consciousness. LiP magazine has an interesting article called Poetry & The Political Imagination: Aime Cesaire, Negritude, and the Applications of Surrealism that highlights Cesair’s thinking:

First published in 1950, Discourse on Colonialism is indisputably one of the key contributions to a wave of anticolonial literature produced during the postwar period. As with much of the radical literature produced during this epoch, Discourse places the colonial question front and center. In fine Hegelian fashion, Césaire argues that colonialism works to “decivilize” the colonizer: Torture, violence, race hatred, and immorality constitute a dead weight on the so-called civilized, pulling the master class deeper and deeper into the abyss of barbarism. The instruments of colonial power rely on barbaric, brutal violence and intimidation, and the end result is the degradation of Europe itself.

Interesting perspective that brings to mind the role of the US in Bosnia, Somalia, Afghanistan and Iraq. How can the invading armies avoid an abyss of their own creation? I suspect some colonialists saw discord and violence as liabilities that prevented a healthy and stable market from evolving, and thus planned ahead, while others saw the abyss as their only real means of profit (destabilization designed to prevent a more level field of competition).

Cesaire’s work is as relevant today as ever, as people struggle with the concepts of identity and patriotism. The poem “Cahier d’un retour au pays natal” begs a question; What kind of a place can a man can stand proud and command respect? Is that place his home?

Partir.
Comme il y a des hommes-hyènes et des hommes-
panthères, je serais un homme-juif
un homme-cafre
un homme-hindou-de-Calcutta
un homme-de-Harlem-qui-ne-vote-pas

l’homme-famine, l’homme-insulte, l’homme-torture
on pouvait à n’importe quel moment le saisir le rouer
de coups, le tuer – parfaitement le tuer – sans avoir
de compte à rendre à personne sans avoir d’excuses à présenter à personne
un homme-juif
un homme-pogrom
un chiot
un mendigot

mais est-ce qu’on tue le Remords, beau comme la
face de stupeur d’une dame anglaise qui trouverait
dans sa soupière un crâne de Hottentot?