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the carrot

by Kgafela oa Magogodi

the carrot attracts a crooked habit

rabbits cross the floor to chew the rot

vote right

there’s no carrot on the left

the parrot sings praises cos the carrot

is in the pot

the only truth to the tooth is the carrot

liars strangle no more they dangle the carrot

to suck you into the rot

they put the carrot in your pocket

to keep you quiet

no more riot

no more riot

no more riot

just the grinding of rot

the carrot dance is a national sport

see how they run like judas iscariot

to grab the all mighty carrot

now children are taught

that life is about who eats more carrot

to excrete more rot

lairs raise the flag of the carrot

even in the toilet

no more riot

no more riot

no more riot

just the grinding of rot

you’re a true patriot

even if you get caught

stealing the carrot

nobody takes you to court

it matters not if you forgot

to give to the poor a cut

of the carrot.

Interesting work from South Africa by a poet invited to facilitate Steve Biko Foundation poetry workshops. This poem and the following praise for Magogodi caught my eye on the Centre for Creative Arts site:

Reading … listening to Kgafela oa Magogodi’s poetry and song is a shattering experience. His linguistic chisels go far beyond ‘causing blisters in the eardrums of society’. They are like a shattered mirror, with each piece of glass throwing at you a reflection, an image of its own. His art is not something that you can fix a label on without going drastically wrong.

Nobody likes labels, but we depend on them.

Do not sit up straight

When astronauts launch, they never sit up straight. The gravitational forces are apparently better handled in a reclining position. Makes sense, right? So why do people think we should sit up straight? Where does that belief come from?

Oh, what I would do for an office that had a recliner with a monitor suspended above me, like the astronauts…

I always felt like reclining was a more comfortable position and was often scolded in school for my posture. The highlight of abuse came from Mrs. Hebert, a french teacher in high school, who asked me “are you retarded or something” when I slouched in my desk during her class.

Well, research has started to come forward to state the obvious: a reclining position is better for your health.

slouch

They told the Radiological Society of North America that the best position in which to sit at your desk is leaning slightly back, at about 135 degrees.

Experts said sitting was known to contribute to lower back pain.

Data from the British Chiropractic Association says 32% of the population spends more than 10 hours a day seated.

The cost to the economy of the incorrect ergonomics must be significant. How much more rested and ready would staff be if they were allowed to assume a more relaxed position?

Unbelievably, despite all the facts staring us in the face, the most common office furniture today threatens humans with a harmful position.

And what about airplanes? Why not start the flight in a reclining position? Would it really be that hard for people to get out of their chairs in an emergency?

Perhaps the reasons for the upright position are to do with “regal” or “monarchial” habits from western culture — it is more proper to be perpendicular, or even leaning forward, and easier to dethrone a king who sits upright.

One thing is certain, those who are not bound by the past traditions of others and left to establish their own are more inclined to recline.

Private Nazi Bunker Hotel Defies German Authorities

Neo-nazis have found a loophole in the German laws, allowing them to create a shrine from a hotel built around one of Hitler’s bunkers:

Obersalzberg near Berchtesgaden, located in Bavaria near the Austrian border, became Hitler’s holiday retreat in 1923. It was expanded after 1933, becoming a second seat of government along with Berlin under the Nazi regime.

The hotel “Zum Türken” and adjoining bunker were once the quarters for Hitler’s personal security staff and bodyguards from the Sicherheitsdienst des Reichsführers (SD). Visitors to the bunker can view SD detention cells and shooting ranges.

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“The problem is that a relic of the Third Reich is privately owned and commercially marketed by the owner.”

Funny thing about fascists, perhaps due to want of corporatism, is they always seem to know how to manipulate the private sector to undermine rule of law for profit.

Would the real diamond please step forward?

Pretty green stones.

The excitement related to a recent mining discovery raises an interesting question about security and authenticity. Take this report from the BBC, for example:

The South African company says it has asked the president of the World Federation of Diamond Bourses to carry out the examination.

Experts have been sceptical about the discovery, saying the light-green stone may turn out to be a fluorite crystal.

But the firm insists it could still turn out to be a diamond.

Will the joy of the observer be lessened if it does turn out to be fluorite rather than diamond? I guess I am not a fan of diamonds to begin with, and do not really understand the fascination, so if someone told me the pretty green stone I was looking at was green fluorite I would be no less impressed. In other words, is value more tangible if it comes from complicated and obscure (even proprietary) tests or from less quantifiable expression and feeling?

Security sometimes is driven by the murky veins of marketing and sales, as explained by the Atlantic Monthly:

The diamond invention—the creation of the idea that diamonds are rare and valuable, and are essential signs of esteem—is a relatively recent development in the history of the diamond trade. Until the late nineteenth century, diamonds were found only in a few riverbeds in India and in the jungles of Brazil, and the entire world production of gem diamonds amounted to a few pounds a year. In 1870, however, huge diamond mines were discovered near the Orange River, in South Africa, where diamonds were soon being scooped out by the ton. Suddenly, the market was deluged with diamonds. The British financiers who had organized the South African mines quickly realized that their investment was endangered; diamonds had little intrinsic value—and their price depended almost entirely on their scarcity. The financiers feared that when new mines were developed in South Africa, diamonds would become at best only semiprecious gems.

The major investors in the diamond mines realized that they had no alternative but to merge their interests into a single entity that would be powerful enough to control production and perpetuate the illusion of scarcity of diamonds. The instrument they created, in 1888, was called De Beers Consolidated Mines, Ltd., incorporated in South Africa.

Fascinating. So again, what is so special about the diamond versus fluorite if not its actual appearance or properties? It seems it is the ruse of rarity.

No wonder the press is feeding on speculation about the likelihood of such a giant diamond being “possible”. A calculated control mechanism to prevent value fluctuation may be at work here, perhaps the same one that helped avert the market collapse in the 1980s predicted by the Atlantic Monthly.

As Blaise Pascal once said “We know truth, not only by reason, but also by heart.”