Category Archives: History

McCain Steals Foo

I do not understand how candidates can forget to license the material they use in their campaigns. It seems like a no-brainer to me, but I just noticed the Foo Fighters are not happy that McCain has taken their music without authorization and is misrepresenting it to his followers:

US rock band the Foo Fighters have told John McCain to stop using song My Hero in his presidential campaign, saying it “tarnishes” the track.

The band said it had been “appropriated without our knowledge”.

Appropriated is a strong term. I think use or play would make more sense, but they say the song is being harmed through use and association:

The band said in a statement: “The saddest thing about this is that My Hero was written as a celebration of the common man and his extraordinary potential.

“To have it appropriated without our knowledge and used in a manner that perverts the original sentiment of the lyric just tarnishes the song.”

This story reminds me of a born-again Christian who played Bob Marley regularly because she said it was popular at her church “retreats” and “camps”. I felt bad breaking the news to her but eventually I explained what Marley meant when he sang Get Up, Stand Up:

Preacher man don’t tell me, heaven is under the earth,
I know you don’t know what life is really worth
Its not all that glitter is gold,
I got story aint never been told
So now you see the light
You stand up for your rights

[…]

Most people think,
Great God will come from the skies,
Take away everything
And make everybody feel high.
But if you know what life is worth,
You will look for yours on earth:
And now you see the light,
You stand up for your rights. Jah!

He often sang about trouble caused by Christian missionaries and similar foreign invaders who did harm to Jamaica through bias and false hope. Crazy Baldheads is another example:

I’n’I build a cabin;
I’n’I plant the corn;
Didn’t my people before me
Slave for this country?
Now you look me with that scorn,
Then you eat up all my corn.

[…]

Build your penitentiary, we build your schools,
Brainwash education to make us the fools.
Hate is your reward for our love,
Telling us of your God above.

This is not to say Marley inherently disliked Christianity, but rather he warned of the hatred, slavery and racism that hid behind its name. Talkin’ Blues was perhaps his most agitated commentary:

But-a I – I’m gonna stare in the sun,
Let the rays shine in my eyes.
I – I’m a gonna take a just-a one step more
‘Cause I feel like bombin’ a church –
Now – now that you know that the preacher is lyin’.
So who’s gonna stay at home
When – when the freedom fighters are fighting?

Perhaps if Marley were alive today he would encourage Christians to license his music, under the condition that they practice what he preaches. Likewise, the Foo Fighters could grant McCain license under the condition that he actually serve the needs and interests of common people instead of stumping for big banks and oil.

TIME has a list of musicians who have asked McCain to stop using their music.

Van Halen’s “Right Now”: “Permission was not sought or granted nor would it have been given.”

Jackson Browne’s “Running on Empty”: “[T]he fact that Sen. McCain has used this song in a hit-piece on Barack Obama is anathema to Jackson.”

Gretchen Peter’s (writer) “Independence Day” (Martina McBride performs the song; Peters objects to use of song about abused women being used at a campaign rally): “The fact that the McCain-Palin campaign is using a song about an abused woman as a rallying cry for their vice presidential candidate, a woman who would ban abortion, even in cases of rape and incest, is beyond irony.”

And so it goes…

Cohen on Palin

Roger Cohen wrote an editorial on Palin, risk and national security:

I know one thing: this is no time for further gambling. John McCain rolled the dice on Sarah Palin. I’m grateful to Bob Rice of Tangent Capital for pointing out that the actuarial risk, based on mortality tables, of Palin becoming president if the Republican ticket wins the election is about 1 in 6 or 7.

That’s the same odds as your birthday falling on a Wednesday, or being delayed on two consecutive flights into Newark airport. Is America ready for that?

The lesson of the last eight years is this: when power is a passport to gamble, people can end up seriously broke or seriously dead.

There is one capable, sober guy in the Bush administration: Defense Secretary Robert Gates. He recently said that U.S. forces in Iraq had to learn counterinsurgency on the job. “But that came at a frightful human, financial and political cost,” he noted.

Gates warned that “warfare is inevitably tragic, inefficient.” He urged skepticism of any notion that “adversaries can be cowed, shocked or awed into submission, instead of being tracked down, hilltop by hilltop, house by house, block by bloody block.”

In short, he lambasted the Rumsfeld-Cheney-Bush war effort for its gambler’s irresponsibility. The financial equivalent of reckless “Shock and Awe” has been “Sub and Prime.”

Italy and the Mafia

by Alan Coren

Italy is boot-shaped, for reasons lost in the mists of geology. The South is essentially agricultural, and administered by local land authorities, called the Mafia; the North is industrial, and run by tightly interlocked corporations, called the Mafia. The largest Italian city is New York, and is linked to the mainland by a highly specialized and efficient communications system, called the Mafia

Here he is on Democracy:

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.

A nice explanation of the economy in the Netherlands:

Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.

He even tried to explain Swiss exports:

Since Switzerland has nothing else to identify it and since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something to remember it by.